Another chapter done! Okay list. I have something important to tell you.
What is it? Did you wet the bed again?
I have never wet the bed in my life!
It is okay Scorpius. You do not have to lie. We will not make fun of you. And James is on his date so he will never know.
So yes I did wet the bed.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
It is not funny! I had a nightmare of Betty.
What was the nightmare about?
So my nightmare started out with me sitting under the tree by the lake. I was wearing a tuxedo. Then the bride started coming down the isle. The bride first was Rose, and then it turned into Betty an evil Betty. When she was standing next to me she whispered into my ear all these horrible things she was going to do to me. Then the person getting us married happened to be Rose Weasley. She had this evil smile on her face. Then a black hole appeared under my feet and I was in a black room. Then all of the sudden flames burst everywhere. Then James appeared on a throne in the middle of the flames. He said I would rot in this prison hell for the rest of my life because I was in love with Rose. Then Betty comes back in the picture ridding a lama. I am freaking out I woke up and wet my pants.
What is with the lama in the ending of your dream?
I do not know! That is why I am freaking out!
Hey guys what is going on? My date was great.
…
You wet your pants?
What is with the lama at the end of your nightmare?
He does not know? It is freaking us out.
I think he can see that.
And what is it with me being the evil person?
I do not know. It was a dream.
Scorpy! I just mailed my parents to see if the could arrange us to be married! I am planning to have my wedding at Hogwarts! With lamas!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Scorpy where did you go?
He had to use the loo.
Ooh. I better start looking for my dress.
Man poor Scorpius. I pity whoever has to marry her.
Where did Scorpius go?
I do not know? He just ran when she mentioned lamas.
Where is Scorpius?
We are not sure. He ran when Betty started writing.
Oh, does he have any ideas for his list today?
Yep! It is Nightmares and Lamas.
Odd title, may I ask why?
Sure. Just read from the beginning.
…
What is with the lama at the end?
We are not sure.
But it really freaked Scorpius out.
I can see. I think that Scorpius may need therapy. I will write a letter to his father about that.
Okay I am back!
What happen?
That is a nice title.
I do not need therapy! I am perfectly sane thank you very much!
You must not be very sane if you are talking to a list.
Shut up!
Hey guys! Have you seen Lily? I need to talk to her.
Hey Rose!
Why are you covering the paper?
I am really starting to think that you are all in one weird relationship.
I am dating Alice!
I never said that she wasn't in your relationship. What is next? All of you holding hands walking in to the Great Hall.
Maybe, what did you want Rose.
I was wondering if you would do a double date with me and Harry Newman.
Who?
Harry Newman. He is the hot guy in Ravenclaw.
No comment.
Oh and did you guys know they have this lama in the Great Hall.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Well it looks like Scorpius is done writing for today.
Ouch that looked like it hurt.
Really hurt.
Bye!
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