WE NEED THERAPY Chapter 11: Nick Says, a twilight fanfic

Nick says (8:07 PM):

Heyy wats going on ?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:08 PM):

Nm just got back from a water show and doin.......nothing

Nick says (8:08 PM):

Nice

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:08 PM):

Ooh I have a question.....

Nick says (8:08 PM):

yea ?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:08 PM):

know the history HW

Nick says (8:08 PM):

Yea

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:08 PM):

do u know what it is

Nick says (8:08 PM):

Nope

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:08 PM):

Grrr.... hate u

Nick says (8:09 PM):

omg

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:09 PM):

oh im sorry do you want me to hug you better.................well it aint gunna happen

Nick says (8:09 PM):

Holly is everyone in a bad mood today!!!?!?!?!??!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:10 PM):

...........

ur point

Nick says (8:11 PM):

omg caitlyn fliped on me today

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:11 PM):

say wa........

Nick says (8:12 PM):

ya ive never seen her that angry b4 !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:12 PM):

Ooh i see

i have

Nick says (8:12 PM):

u have wat ?

oh lol

wat happend do u no ?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:12 PM):

no idea

Nick says (8:12 PM):

Omg

Nick says (8:13 PM):

she said she told her 5 closest friends hummm i guess she dident tell u or u cant tell me !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:13 PM):

so let me see caitlyn was mean 2 u i was nice 2 u then made u cry then said i will hug u better and didnt and now.............. ok then....wait yes i know why shes mad

yeah she said stuff to me its personal

Nick says (8:14 PM):

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:14 PM):

dont bother asking

Nick says (8:14 PM):

i tried

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:14 PM):

what 2 ask

Nick says (8:15 PM):

Nothing

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:15 PM):

ok then dont tell me

so hows ur break goin so far

Nick says (8:15 PM):

it sucks

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:16 PM):

Nick says (8:17 PM):

Cuz

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:17 PM):

ok nice answer i will say why i think then a fat guys mom ate your chocolate muffin and you spazed at her and she hit u and sprayed u with pepper spray

Nick says (8:18 PM):

omg lol thats our convo b4 lolz

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:21 PM):

i know arnt i smart

Nick says (8:21 PM):

lol i kant belive u rememberd that Q

Nick says (8:23 PM):

ur too good

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:25 PM):

i know and...................that sounded oddly awkward

Nick says (8:26 PM):

omg ull get over it

lol

(emoticon of the face thingy licking me)

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:27 PM):

ewww gross emoticon Nick

Nick says (8:27 PM):

lol

wats rong with it

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:27 PM):

its just.......wrong

Nick says (8:28 PM):

Omg

Nick says (8:30 PM):

i dont understand

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:30 PM):

.....................KooKoo

Nick says (8:30 PM):

omg im not KooKoo

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:31 PM):

yeah true ur more of a lovable penguin

that goes SQUACK!!!!!!!!!!

Nick says (8:31 PM):

but im loveable !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:31 PM):

ok fine u go squeekidee then thats cute

Nick says (8:32 PM):

but im still loveable yes ?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:32 PM):

fine yes u r

(barley)

Nick says (8:33 PM):

omg im hurt

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:34 PM):

aww dont be hurt what can i do to make it up 2 u

Nick says (8:34 PM):

call me loveable

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:35 PM):

why ok fine cuz im being nice to you

....

Nick You Are Loveable....there

Nick says (8:36 PM):

thank u !!!!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:36 PM):

ur welcome now...........muffin

Heehee

Nick says (8:37 PM):

………….

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:38 PM):

i remember that convo its on fanfiction

Nick says (8:38 PM):

ok ?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:38 PM):

nvm sorry off in my own little word here

Nick says (8:38 PM):

nice !

im so board

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:39 PM):

u said u were a board what kind chess scrable

Nick says (8:39 PM):

omg lol

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:40 PM):

heehee im just full of it random me

Nick says (8:41 PM):

omg yess

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:42 PM):

hey that was mean

Nick says (8:42 PM):

how ? it was a complament

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:44 PM):

no u said i was random so u said i was random which means in random

Nick says (8:44 PM):

g2g sorry

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (8:44 PM):

night

Nick says (8:44 PM):

night

MWAGAGA

MTF

I MEAN

MWAHAHA

Missy says (5:09 PM):

Hey!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:09 PM):

FROSTY WHITE!!!..................cartwheel

Missy says (5:10 PM):

Lol I just watched that video

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:10 PM):

Nice

Missy says (5:10 PM):

Sooo who did you get for secret Santa

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:10 PM):

I'm not telling only if u tell first and keep it a secret

Missy says (5:11 PM):

Naawe

Oh well

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:11 PM):

Hee hee

So..................................

Missy says (5:11 PM):

So what day are we doing the exchanging

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:11 PM):

I donno I'm asking tomorrow choir was like a totally wow what the heck are we talking about stage

Missy says (5:12 PM):

Stage?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:12 PM):

Nvm but yeah

Missy says (5:12 PM):

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:12 PM):

Lol so know the note we got form the DRPS

Missy says (5:13 PM):

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:13 PM):

I read more of it and I'm like holly crap!!!!!!!!!!!! And then I'm like Melissa would so make fun of him if he found her.....I was thinking that

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:14 PM):

U would be all like watch my ninja skillage

And he's like omfg

And ur like

Language

And run off yelling I believe I can fly

Missy says (5:14 PM):

Lol

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:15 PM):

I know

Well its true u so would

Or u would trip Rachel and run 4 it

Missy says (5:15 PM):

No!!!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:17 PM):

YESS!! See I have 2 s's so HA

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:18 PM):

I'm nudging u

You have just sent a nudge.

Missy says (5:18 PM):

Ok???????

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:18 PM):

Do u have facebook...No u don't

Missy says (5:19 PM):

Give me on sec ill be right back

Missy says (5:20 PM):

Well g2g bye

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ said (5:21 PM):

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't leave me

Ooh so this is how u play

Yeah just leave me here

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ said (5:22 PM):

Alone

With no one

Emmett

Emmett: yes

Me: Hold me

Emmett: Kathleen

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ said (5:23 PM):

Me: Yes *sobs on shoulder*

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ said (5:24 PM):

Emmett: your talking to yourself ............again........

Kathleen: Oh yeah I am

Teeheeh

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:59 PM):

HIIIII

Kaitlyn says (5:59 PM):

HEYHEYHEY

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:00 PM):

WATS up

Kaitlyn says (6:01 PM):

Story writing and talking u

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:01 PM):

Lol

Kaitlyn says (6:02 PM):

Lol yup

Kaitlyn says (6:04 PM):

What are you doing Mrs. Kathleennn?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:04 PM):

Wow name check

Kaitlyn says (6:06 PM):

Lol sorEE

MS. Kathleennnnnnnnnnn

Telephone call on line 365

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:07 PM):

WACHA

Kaitlyn says (6:07 PM):

CHEWBACCAS CHAMBER!

LMFASOO

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:07 PM):

Like in karataaaaaaaaaae

Kaitlyn says (6:07 PM):

I WAS THINKING THAT SEE

Kaitlyn says (6:08 PM):

BUT my BRAIN

IT THINKS SLOWER THAN I TYPE

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:08 PM):

U have a brain?

Kaitlyn says (6:08 PM):

I KNOW

IM SHOCKED TOO

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:08 PM):

I never knew that

Kaitlyn says (6:08 PM):

APPARENTLY IT WAS SO MIRCOSCOPIC THAT IT WAS ONLY DISCORVERED

AFTER IT REACHED ITS LARGEST WEIGHT

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:08 PM):

Nice nice

Kaitlyn says (6:08 PM):

Which is about half a pound

LOL

They thought it was a tumor

At first

Those stupid doctors

I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAMAMAMAMAHAHAHAHAHHA

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:09 PM):

Um Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn says (6:09 PM):

I know

I DIDNT TAKE MY PRESCRIPTION DEVILED EGGS

I NEED THOSE DAMN EGGS

Kaitlyn says (6:10 PM):

EHGGGGSSSSS LMFAO

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:10 PM):

Um no but...............

Kaitlyn says (6:10 PM):

BUT WHAT

I GOTZ A BUT

U GOTS IT

WEZ ALL GOTS IT

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:10 PM):

That was an odd outburst

Kaitlyn says (6:10 PM):

IM LISTENIN TO RUN DEVIL RUN

OF COURSE IT WAS

Kaitlyn says (6:11 PM):

WERE TALKING ABOUT

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:11 PM):

I FOUND IT FIRST

Kaitlyn says (6:11 PM):

THE KAITLYN BROWN

THEE

NO U DIDNT

SHE DID

GOD KATHLEEN

LOL

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:11 PM):

Ok then

I'm just gunna go now

Kaitlyn says (6:12 PM):

DONT IM SO ALONNEEEEE

EVERYONE ELSE THINKS IM NORMAL

BUT IM NUTS

I CHANGED THE AIR

I made IT MOVE FAST

DONT LEAVE

Kaitlyn says (6:13 PM):

I NEED A THERAPIST

AND UR MY ONLY TURKEY SOUP

TEHeeEEE

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:13 PM):

No u don't

Kaitlyn says (6:13 PM):

YAH I Do

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:13 PM):

I'm still here stupid

Idiots

Kaitlyn says (6:13 PM):

YAwWWW

I KNOW

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:13 PM):

*whispers*

Kaitlyn says (6:13 PM):

IDIOTS

THERES ONE OF ME

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:13 PM):

I just click APPEAR offline

Kaitlyn says (6:13 PM):

I DONT CARE

U OWE ME ONE DEVILED EGG

RIGHT NOW

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:14 PM):

.......

Kaitlyn says (6:14 PM):

GIMME THE DAMN EGG

RIGHT NOW

I WANNA EAT

I NEEEEDDDD MY MEDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:15 PM):

Yeah u do

KOOKOO!!!!

Kaitlyn says (6:16 PM):

UHMMMMHUMMM!!!!!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:16 PM):

CUHKOOH CUHKOOH I'M A BIRDDY

Kaitlyn says (6:16 PM):

LMFAOO

YES U ARE

UR FEATHERY

AND LIGHT

AND STRANGE

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:17 PM):

No just light and graceful thx u very much

I'm gone WOOOH I'm a ghose

*ghost

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:20 PM):

That miss spells tings

Sea I dod it agin

Kaitlyn says (6:22 PM):

Did I just sign off?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:24 PM):

Natta

I'm still a ghost

Though

Kaitlyn says (6:25 PM):

Oh nice

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:25 PM):

I curse u to say in my pants at the end of every sentence

Kaitlyn says (6:25 PM):

I'm downloading

The fireflies video

Its gunna be awesome in my pants

DAMN YOU IN MY PANTS

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:25 PM):

Weird

Kaitlyn says (6:25 PM):

I hope the videos cool in my pants

Shut up in my pants

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:25 PM):

*laughs*

Kaitlyn says (6:25 PM):

Oh REAL MATURE in my pants

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:26 PM):

Covers it up by coughs though

Kaitlyn says (6:26 PM):

It's called LOL in my pants

Real nice in my pants

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:26 PM):

*LAUGHS HYSTARICALLY*

Kaitlyn says (6:26 PM):

Brb in my pants

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:27 PM):

I g2g

Kaitlyn says (6:27 PM):

NOO

Don't leave me

In my pants

Wait ill call you we can talk and meet up in my pants

OH GOD

LMFAO

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:31 PM):

OH MY FREAKIN GOD KAITLYN!!!! IM OUTTA HERE and u can stop saying that now

Kaitlyn says (6:31 PM):

LMFAOOO

BYEE

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:33 PM):

By the way............

Kaitlyn says (6:33 PM):

By the way...?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:33 PM):

This is going on fanfiction

MWAHAHA

BYE

brettster_ said (6:33 PM):

GOD DAMN U

LMFAO

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:33 PM):

I'm back

But still gone

Kaitlyn says (6:34 PM):

Ah I don't understand

But will make do

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:34 PM):

BYE!!!!!!!!!

Now

Kaitlyn says (6:34 PM):

Aright?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (6:34 PM):

Bye Mom

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:06 PM):

Heyy

Nick says (5:06 PM):

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:06 PM):

im uploading our new chapter on fanfiction

Nick says (5:06 PM):

lol thats jokes ok

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:07 PM):

Lol

Nick says (5:07 PM):

Lol

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:08 PM):

so watcha doin

Nick says (5:08 PM):

ntm !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:08 PM):

so ur summer doesnt suck anymore since u turned into a loveable penguin

Nick says (5:09 PM):

Yes

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:09 PM):

nice

Nick says (5:10 PM):

Lollll

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:10 PM):

aww its a bat

Nick says (5:10 PM):

ya bats kick all ass

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:11 PM):

nice nice

Nick says (5:11 PM):

Indeed

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:11 PM):

but i thought u were a penguin liar

Nick says (5:11 PM):

Well

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:12 PM):

well.,.,,,,

Nick says (5:12 PM):

lets have a weird convo agin those are fun !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:12 PM):

ok so .......TURKEY!!!!!!!

Nick says (5:12 PM):

yes ham ?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:12 PM):

omg u called me ham!!! IM HURT

Nick says (5:12 PM):

omg im so sorry corn

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:13 PM):

omg im mad at u know

Nick says (5:13 PM):

omg im so sorry pie

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:13 PM):

u didnt ev.........um pie os just taking it abit to far u know that sounded to mushy

Nick says (5:14 PM):

oh sory

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:14 PM):

kk just dont do that again

Nick says (5:14 PM):

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:14 PM):

Lol

Nick says (5:14 PM):

i wanna talk about muffins !!!! lol

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:14 PM):

MUFFIN are you one i wanna eat oen right now

and then a lady stole it

and ate it

Nick says (5:15 PM):

omg u wnana eat me ?!?!?!?

oh i no

i saw that

that was my cousin she ate

i was pissed

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:15 PM):

omg

and no i dont wanna eat u

Nick says (5:15 PM):

i justwalked up and was like "bitch!!!!"

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:15 PM):

omg omg omg

Nick says (5:16 PM):

omg omg omg

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:16 PM):

AND IM LIKE AHHHHHHH

aand then there was screaming

and a cat fight

and yeah

Nick says (5:16 PM):

and then i pulled out my muffin gun and shot her with steve

Nick says (5:17 PM):

he WAS my babby bro

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:17 PM):

YES and then im like thx u nick and give u a hug

Nick says (5:17 PM):

omg and then i shot u with bob ! because the trigger sliped

i was sad

but u survived thats the important thing

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:17 PM):

omg i dead by a muffin and u didnt even cry

good

Nick says (5:18 PM):

i cried when i shot u

but it was because i got arrested lol

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:18 PM):

ok good at least i temporally died being loved

oh no u didaint just diss me

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:19 PM):

oh so u dont care for me at all all u care about is the cop u got arrested by

Nick says (5:19 PM):

ya but i shot him too so its all good now btw... i shot him with rick

hahaha lol

Nick says (5:20 PM):

now i have a marshmello gun !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:20 PM):

aww but u still dont care that u shot me

Nick says (5:20 PM):

ya but u survived soo ..... gotta be happy there !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:20 PM):

but u DIDNT CARE!!!!!

Nick says (5:20 PM):

omg im so sorry

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:21 PM):

u have to say sorry and make it beter

Nick says (5:21 PM):

im so so so so so so sorry

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:21 PM):

ok fine i forgive you

Nick says (5:21 PM):

yay'

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:21 PM):

but why should i

Nick says (5:22 PM):

cuz i said "sorry"

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:22 PM):

but still give me a reason

Nick says (5:22 PM):

that is my reason

Nick says (5:23 PM):

oh so any way after i called the fat bitch who stole ur muffin a bitchhh i sat on her and then her 12 year old boy punched me in my goddamn face !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:23 PM):

ok sure sure

well he was cutter than u

Nick says (5:23 PM):

and she then sat on me

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:23 PM):

so he had a point to punch u

*cuter

Nick says (5:24 PM):

and i was restricted of brething for 30 min im just happy im alive !

all because of ur damn muffin

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:24 PM):

dont diss the muffin u knwo u love them

Nick says (5:24 PM):

and because it was only on the ground for 3 sec u dident want it any more !!!!!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:25 PM):

heehee

i put ur muffin in the oven

Nick says (5:25 PM):

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:25 PM):

heehee and it got 3 degree burn

Nick says (5:26 PM):

OH MY FUCKING GOD !!!!!! ARE U SEIROUS !!!!! (sorry about the language ) !!!!!!!!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:27 PM):

awww u just sweared

and yeah

Nick says (5:27 PM):

yes but i said "sorry"

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:27 PM):

ok ok fine i forgive u

Nick says (5:27 PM):

im gonna kill that fat lady

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:27 PM):

ok u go do that

Nick says (5:28 PM):

i will

ill take photos and show u !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:28 PM):

a vampire just broke into my house

AHHH

Nick says (5:28 PM):

it will be funny

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:28 PM):

its goign to bite me

Nick says (5:28 PM):

omg get a wooden steak

and garliv

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:28 PM):

its like Edward Cullen

AHH HES SO UGGLY

Nick says (5:28 PM):

holy shit LOL i no rite

Nick says (5:29 PM):

Edward Cullen is nasty !!!!

he is damn chunky

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:29 PM):

i know and hes here

and hes chassin gme

Nick says (5:29 PM):

and to all u twilight fans out there GET A LIFE !!!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:29 PM):

AHHH HE LOOKS LIKE A RAPIST

Nick says (5:30 PM):

like the super freaky fans

omg

get a big knife !

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:30 PM):

I WILL I WILL

Nick says (5:30 PM):

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:31 PM):

so watcha doin while im runnign around the house away form the crazy vampire rapist

Nick says (5:32 PM):

umm just listening to music

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:32 PM):

aww

ok i just killer him

hes gone

Nick says (5:32 PM):

good for u

wanna hide the body to gether ?

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ says (5:33 PM):

yes plz meet u at the part at 1

lol

AHHH HIS HEAD MOVED

brb im goign to go decapitate him

Nick says (5:33 PM):

]stabb it

Nick says (5:35 PM):

g2g lol good luck!

~*~_KatHLeeN_~*~ said (5:37 PM):

AHH U LEFT ME

NOOOO IM GUNNA DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok well people since im not getting anymore reviews on this im goign to be stopping till at least i reach 30 so MERRY X-MAS EVERYOEN AND PLZ REVIEW!!!!!

SilverGoldsun - Night(dot)And(dot)Day(dot)

Hope you will really review im only 13 years old here not that old. and if u dont like this random story plz review my other stories

By the way the adresses i put on here are all youtube based pretty much