December 16, 2008
What a strange bunch of misfits this organization this is! Tobi led me all around the endless confusing hallways, until Bam! Civilized living room. Even a TV. Apparently Tobi had gathered all the members, because they looked like they were waiting to get back to something more important than me. Most looked bored, one or two had sparks of curiosity. They all looked up as we came in, and I had butterflies. I also noticed Zetsu still wasn't there.
Tobi took me by the hand and led me to each member, one-by-one, giving me a short intro and tidbit.
Profiles so far:
Hidan: "Crazy religious immortal." I was a little intimidated by the muscled albino, but I stood my ground and kept my head high. His eyes didn't stay on my face for very long. Pervert. He is loud and completely obscene.
Kakuzu: "Money-lover." He didn't say much. And I couldn't read his expression cuz all I could see was his eyes. They were kinda pretty though.
Kisame: "Sharky." He is big. And blue. And has razor-sharp teeth. And may haunt my dreams. Did I mention I have a fear of sharks? Well, now you know. The first one to be civilized and offer to shake my hand. Though I'm pretty sure I must've been trembling, because he chuckled and bared his teeth, growling deeply as he asked, "Scared, girly?" I'm absolutely sure I jumped away from him A.S.A.P..
Itachi: "Silent but deadly." I've heard about him. The one that wiped out his entire clan except for his little brother in Konoha. I recognized the sharingan in his eyes from books I've read. That alone made him scarier than Shark-man. He said nothing and offered no handshake.
Deidara: "Sempai the explosive artist." Cute and blonde, with the softest hand I've ever shaken. He seemed the most personable, telling me a little about himself and his art, loudly proclaiming that "Art is a bang, un!" Adorable little speech impediment. He's too good to be straight from what I've seen, though.
Sasori: "Puppet master." Ugly little thing. Half his face covered, and a big jointed scorpion tail. Reminds me of a puppet. His voice was gruff and unattractive, telling me that Deidara (who pouted) was an idiot, and that "Art is eternal."
Tobi told me That there was also Leader-sama and Konan, another girl who's abilities were based in origami.
When I pointed out that there were only nine people, he laughed. "Silly! You're taking Orochimaru's spot as tenth!"
I'm pretty sure I blushed, embarrassed at the lapse of insight. Sharky, Deidara, and Hidan all chuckled at me. Fuck my life.
Tobi gave me a little slate blue ring and told me it went on my left pinky. It says 'Sky.' I think it looks pretty good.
Anyway, it's time for me to hit the hay and hope for a better day.
~-Shoushihana
December 17, 2008
The return of Zetsu, dun dun dun. I decided to try to figure out how to traverse the hallways by myself. They really, really need to make a map. Anyway, I got lost, of course. So as I wandered, I guess I must have been getting awfully close to the entrance of the hideout, because Mister Oreo popped up behind me. Our conversation went kind of like this:
(BZ=black half, WZ=white half, S= me.)
WZ: Where are you going?
S: Umm... Adventuring?
BZ: You'd better turn your ass around and go back to your room.
S: What are you gonna do, Tie me up and blindfold me again?
BZ: Don't get me excited.
WZ: At least go the other way. You look like you're still trying to escape.
At this point I stuck my tongue out at him. And what did I get? Goddamn poison needle to the leg! And I woke up back in my room.
Thanks, Zetsu. I really needed ANOTHER patch of itchy rash from your darts. .SARCASM.
Hopefully I don't scratch my leg off while I sleep. Goodnight.
~-Shoushihana