So I haven't updated in a little more than a month, I'm really sorry. Here is chapter eleven and now that I have a break and am no longer working as a sub (FYI it is the worst job possible) I might be able to actually work on this more. Look this chapter is right on time for Christmas.
I dont own Naruto
Closure Chapter 11: Seven Minutes in Heaven?
"Priscilla I said sexy pose not repulsive idiot look," Gaara says as he snaps a tenth picture in the same damn position.
"Gaara I really need to move please for the love of..."
"Fairy boy hurry up here and get in the shot maybe you can teach this idiot what sexy looks like... on second thought..." he says trailing off as he sees Sasuke come into the shot.
I think Gaara's is psycho... No wait Gaara is psycho. Sasuke looks gorgeous, especially with the water trailing down his torso and...
"Daisy if you are quite done drooling can we please try to focus," Man he becomes such an ass in photo shoot.
"I think the bright day triggers the bad side of him." The little angel says standing on Gaara's shoulder.
"Gaara, has a good side," the little devil says laughing.
"Good point..."
"Idiot I swear get this fucking shot right so we can have a break," Sasuke says hissing as he stands close to me, as I turn to glare at the bastard the flash goes off completely blinding me, and catching me off guard.
"See how the hell can I do it right when this fucking psycho refuses to give me time to prepare, I need to count..."
"Ok that's perfect," Gaara says glaring at me I think he might have heard the whole psycho comment.
"Ooh it's time for your lover boy to take his pictures," I say teasing Gaara who begins to walk towards me in a menacing way. "Aw quit it I'm just playing." I never said I was brave.
"You and the cheap imitation of fairy boy your turn... I don't have all your time," Gaara says turning his glare towards the dressing room.
"You listen to me Gaara Sabaku, my art is not rushed so quit throwing demands around like you're the boss. And Naruto grow some balls and control your psycho," Ino says glaring at me stopping my snickers.
"You listen here what you do isn't..." he wisely decides to stop when Ino begins to walk toward him.
"Ino darling are the others almost done in makeup," I say trying to sweeten her up, Choji would pay for this, I did not need an angry and hormonal Ino.
"Yes Naru darling they're almost ready, I'm sorry it's just..." she must have been blinded by the tears because she ran and hugged Gaara. One look at the his face made me want to laugh, but despite the claims of my colorful (that's one way to put it) staff I wasn't stupid enough to actually do it.
"Get her off me," Gaara says turning to glare at Sasuke who is laughing. I move forward and remove the crying woman from the Gaara's vicinity.
"I'm sorry, it's just... the hormones and the yelling... ," she says sniffling, as I escort her into the dressing room.
"It's okay I get it the preggers hormones, but next time don't hug Gaara, you should have seen the poor guys face, and to be honest despite what I say I need him... so try not to scare him away with demonstrations of affection please." I say to Ino is now laughing .
"You and you, hurry up before Gaara dies of a n aneurysm," I say to Sai and Neji.
"Okay Gaara, Ino is gone and wont hug you again, the models are on their way," I say in patronizing tone that makes Sasuke laugh, and Gaara turns his anger on him. "Uchiha have you no sense of self preservation." I say standing in front of him so I will block him from Gaara's scorching glare.
"It's not funny he will kill us," the little angle says glaring at Sasuke as he hold on to the little devil.
"Naruto, I need some money to start planing the company's annual ball," Kakashi says distracting everyone.
"What are you talking about we don't have balls," I say not realizing what I just said until I hear a round of laughter go around in the rooms few occupants.
"Naru speak for yourself," Kakashi says returning to his book.
"He's only doing to lighten the mood Naruto just ignore him," Iruka says into my ear, still I cant help but glare at the idiot who has now turned back on me.
"I guess he's... what the hell is wearing," I say turning to the man who is sporting a pink and lime green shirt, in MY presence.
"It's his favorite shirt, he wears it on special occasions," Iruka says, like its the prettiest shirt ever. As a designer I feel the need to shred it and save other peoples retinas from its brightness.
"Why, does he need to be spotted by a helicopter or something," Temari says walking into the room.
I turn and watch the models who are doing their shot and I realize they need to be closer, (I think Gaara is getting possessive of Neji, I mean Sai is barely in the frame) I usually don't like to interfere with Gaara's job, but I realize he isn't going to say anything.
"Neji can you move closer to Sai," I say walking closer towards the photo set.
"He's fine where he is," Gaara turns to glare at me.
"Uh no he's not Sai is practically out of the shot," I say, this is the only time I willingly disagree with Gaara, because well he's psycho.
"Hey nancy boy," he says looking at Sasuke who apparently doesn't realize that's him too.
"He means you," I say smiling at him.
"Wasn't I fairy boy," he says putting down his water bottle do he can glare at me like I'm the one in charge of Gaara's nicknames.
"Yes but you are so special you get two nicknames," I say watching a droplet of water escape from the corner of his lip and down his chest.
"You think I'm special dead last," he says his lips brushing my ear as he whispers, he then makes his way towards Gaara.
Ok lets backtrack for a few seconds did he just flirt and walk away from me, what a freaking asshole.
"Neji, I said get closer," I say walking into the shot and pushing him towards Sai who helps steady him.
"He was fine where he was," Gaara says walking in and pushing Neji towards his other spot.
"I think after successfully launching five campaigns my opinion is a tad bit more important. And besides your bias in this, you just don't want any..." before I can finish I am dragged out of the room and into a closet.
Okay this expected, people are always telling me I have big mouth, that is going to get me killed one day, and it appears today is the day.
"Naruto," oh dear go he used my name good bye cruel world "Do you think Neji likes me," Gaara says getting closer to me without a doubt to attempt murder maybe if I yell now I will have a chance at being save... wait what?
"Do I think Neji likes you," I ask.
"Well its just he kissed me and you know"
"He kissed you and I know," I say repeating what he just said.
"Oh my God Gaara is going to kill him in there someone open this door," Ino say dramatically.
"Why the hell did your brother drag him in there," Sasuke says sounding upset, he cant possibly be jealous... I mean its Gaara.
"Would you hurry up Cindy," He say holding on to the door handle as someone attempts to pick the lock.
"I-i... well he kissed you at least thats what he told me when we were alone..."
"Why where you alone with him?" He asks glaring even harder that it... and I'm not joking here made the temperature drop,
"W-well he wanted to talk about your kiss and all that," I say looking around trying to find an exit.
People should consider putting emergency doors in closets, I mean what if like me you too are dragged into one by psychopath, maybe they'll name the doors after me. "The Naruto's" that'll be so cool.
"Gaara you better not kill him or you'll have Tsunade to answer to," Kakashi yells lazily through the door.
"Did I hear correctly or did they just mentioned the word kiss like twice." Kankuro says.
"Oh my god Gaara please don't kill him," Shika says adding a bit of worry into it, and it would have been touching if I hadn't heard him whisper are you happy now Temari.
"Oh... maybe they are playing seven minutes in heaven... if thats the case they have five more minutes to..."
"What they better not be playing that," Neji says cutting Sakura off and beginning to apparently bang on the door loudly.
I close my eyes and as I do I feel light and someone pulling me through crowd of people, I open them and find myself back in the set with the whole staffs inquisitive stares.
"Naruto and I where simply discussing a way to solve our artistic difference of opinion. I mean both our opinion is important so..."
"You decided to lock yourselves in a closet and figure out a way to make the other cave huh... sounds kind of kinky," Kakashi said smiling... I think.
"I agree... wait did you use his real name how good was he that you've..."
"Nothing happened we TALKED," I said trying to emphasize the words, to try and lessen the killer intent. The rest of the photo shoot went on without a problem well except for the part where Sasuke wouldn't let me anywhere near the photographer, and when Neji wasn't to busy glaring at Gaara he was glaring at me.
"Well you all did very well and all that now I'm going to go to Shika and Temari's room and barricade myself until we have to leave tomorrow," I say walking away towards the exit.
"Isn't that the room next to Gaara's?" Sasuke asks angrily.
This is why I loath Paris it always brings bad luck, well maybe Madrid, will bring better luck. Who the hell are you trying to kid, with that bunch of psychos you'd be lucky if you don't end up dead.
A/N: Nothing is going on Neji and Sasuke are just really crazy broody bastards. Hope I can update again by next week. Again sorry about the lack of updates and the possibly less than satisfying update,i just realized its really short too i mean its only one scene ugh i need to try better but since i need to update i will post this for all the people who have been waiting for an update, i need to get back into writing hopefully i next update will be better, please review.