Oh, uh, hey, you might want to avoid visiting for a while, the Queen of Hearts is trying to take over everything, even more so than she already has. I'm writing to you from the inside of the Heart Castle dungeon (It could be worse!) So uh, could you send help? Please? -Wonderland

P.S. At least the Hatter's down here with me

Wales: Again? Oh dear lord! Right well... I won't ask how my letters are getting through to you because frankly, anything can happen with you can't it? I will try and send some of the Welsh Army down...

I don't know if that will help but we can only hope. My troops are really capable so they should be able to bust you out of that dungeon at least.

Give my regards to the Hatter. I must visit him for a tea party when all is finished with the Queen.