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Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel, the Avengers, or the lyrics to I Love It. All rights to those go to the people that created them. Unfortunately, I don't have that honor.
Chapter Eleven
Loki's P. o. V:
When we are all sure that we have lost our pursuer, we slow to a stop. When we do, I look around. We are in the food court, but it is unlike any other food court I've seen. The middle is wide open space, with a few tables scattered along the edges of the room. I look at Tony. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Great place for our flash mob?" I nod.
"Now that we've found the place, should we share our idea with the rest of the Avengers?" Tony nods and precedes to tell everyone his idea. "What song should we mob to?"
"I Love It," Clint suggests. We all consider it, before nodding our consent.
"First off, if it's going to be a flash mob, we're going to need to gather a mob."
"Not a problem," Tony smirks, heading towards one of the tables. It is filled with teenage girls who all look star struck. He walks over to them, whispers something in their ear, and then signs a few autographs before returning.
"What did you say to them?"
"I asked them if they wanted to flash mob with the Avengers. Needless to say, they were very willing."
"I have an idea where we could get a lot of fans. There is a Marvel store in this mall, correct?" Clint asks. Bruce nods.
"I saw one when we came in." Without another word, we all head in the direction of the Marvel store.
Inside, it is packed with fangirls, all buying different Marvel memorabilia. The Avengers and myself diffuse around the room and begin talking to the fangirls, giving them the details. I tell them that they should be in the food court, or in the surrounding area by 3:45. At four o'clock, the flash mob will begin. Once the Avengers and I come up with the dance, I will use magic to allow all of our mob to learn the steps immediately.
When we have gathered enough people - about 300 - we head back to the food court. I use a spell that hides us from everyone's view, as well as prevents them from hearing us. When that is done, I magic up a CD player and place the disk that Tony purchased earlier into the proper slot. The song starts playing on repeat, and we begin working on the steps.
At 3:30, I send out a mass spell to our mob, allowing them to learn all of the steps and timing. Then, we all grab a quick bite to eat and sit down, waiting for four o'clock to come.
Our mob starts filing into the food court at 3:55, acting as if it was just a normal day. I smile, pleased with the size of our mob. At last, people stop filing in at 3:59. We all stand and wait for the large clock to chime the hour. At last, it does.
BONG
BONG
BONG
BONG
Suddenly, the center of the empty space becomes a blur of motion. We all get into our spots and freeze. Tony cues the music, and the room explodes into motion.
"I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone."
We all clutch our hears and fan ourselves while we wipe our foreheads.
"I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn."
We act as if we are steering a wheel, then make horrified faces, which gets a laugh from the onlookers.
"I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs."
At this, we all act as if we are throwing things over our shoulders, then acting as if we are shoving something. We all do this with a satisfied smirk on our faces.
"I crashed my car into the bridge. I don't care. I love it. I don't care."
We act as if we are crashing again, before flipping our hair and turning while making a love heart with our hands. Since the next lines are the same, we repeat our actions.
"You're on a different road, I'm in the Milky Way"
For this, we turn to the person close to us and shrug, then do a crazy, random, somewhat suggestive dance.
"You want me down on earth, but I am up in space"
For this line, we drop to the floor, then jump up. With the help of my magic, everyone stays floating in the air for a few seconds before I return everyone to the floor.
"You're so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch"
We all feign arguing with our partners, then act as if we are slitting our necks.
"You're from the 40's, but I'm a 90's bitch"
We changed the lyrics for the Captain America fangirls, so we all point to Steve, then point to ourselves while doing a hair flip.
"I love it!
I love it!"
Once again, we all make love hearts with our hands and turn around.
The lyrics repeat again, so we repeat our actions from earlier, with a bit of freestyle thrown in. Tony and Clint start doing hips thrusts, much to the delight of the crowd. I shrug my shoulders and join as well. Soon, everyone is hip thrusting along with the lyrics.
We repeat the next set of lyrics, and I lift everyone into the air again. Everyone starts pinwheeling, trying to stay upright while hip thrusting. I start lowering everyone, giving them time to right themselves.
Finally, during the final phrases of the song, we all scurry to our spots. When the music stops, we all freeze, forming the Avengers logo in the middle of the food court. There is a collective cheer from the assembled crowd, and our fans rush forward, fighting through our mob to try and get autographs. I see the Avengers all shoot each other panicked looks before they are tackled by fangirls. I chuckle and teleport out, heading back to the Tower to get some well-deserved rest.
This didn't turn out as well as I would have hoped, but hopefully it was still somewhat entertaining! Reviews and suggestions are highly appreciated :)
