Almost 100 reviews! That is so awesome! I'm going to do something special for reviewer number 100, so hmm, I wonder who it will be! :D You guys are what keep me going, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart! BLESS YOUR FACE! Now, this chapter is dedicated to Flying Lion! I hope you like it! Enjoy!
HitsuMatsu
Sammy Jo spotted Rukia141 in the copy room. She was on her way to meet up with Flying Lion, but she didn't trust Rukia141 one being alone…making copies. Well, she didn't trust Rukia141 on her own, period.
"What are you up to?" Sammy Jo asked. Rukia141 looked up and beamed. Well, at least she didn't have that mischievous look in her eyes. Rukia141's eyes shined mischievously; nope, never mind, there it was.
"I just printed out Flying Lion's story, Matsumoto Sensei, and made two copies for Toshiro and Ran-chan to read." She explained, waving the copies in the air.
"Why?"
"In order to ask for their opinions of the story later today." Rukia141 replied, gathering up the pages.
"Have you read it?"
"Of course! :D" She cried. Sighing, Sammy Jo shrugged and left the room. After gathering everything, Rukia141 skipped down the halls until she caught sight of Toshiro, sitting glumly in between Momo and Karin.
"So every time I would bring a huge watermelon on my visits, his eyes would go huge! He would then devour many slices, and none too neatly, mind you. I swear he was such a little kid!" Momo exclaimed, making Karin laugh. Toshiro flushed with embarrassment.
"Awwww! Little Shiro-chan!" Karin cooed.
"Don't call me that! It's Captain Hitsugaya to the both of you!" He shouted angrily.
"Shiro-chan!" Both Momo and Karin chimed. Toshiro stood up angrily in order to berate them when he was suddenly tackled by Rukia141 from behind.
"Toshiro cutie-pie Hitsugaya!" Rukia141 cried happily.
"Not you again…" He sighed.
"Here, read this! It's one of the stories a certain fan wrote about you! Read all of it, kay?" :D" She said, holding it out for him to take. Instead, Toshiro turned away from it.
"Not interested."
"Rude! If you don't take it, I'll give it Momo and Karin to read." Rukia141 threatened, holding it out to the two smiling girls.
"Yeah, give it here, what love is Toshiro in this time?" Karin asked, smirking. She reached out for it, but Toshiro's hand whipped out an took it.
"Don't nose around in people's business!"
"Toshiro, you're so mean!" Momo cried.
"Save it!" He scolded at the protesting girls.
Karin waved him off. "Awwww, take your story and shove it you fruitcake."
Rukia141 skipped away happily.
"Wow, Gin, not bad. You make those human clothes look good." Rangiku said as she watched him put his black on.
"Thank you, it was kind of you to buy them for me." He grinned, loosening the buttons of his white shirt.
"When I first arrived here, I went crazy with shopping. The different clothes just called out to me, very addicting for a woman such as myself." She told him, moving forward to adjust his jacket.
"You know what else is addicting?" He whispered.
"Hold it!" Someone yelled before Rangiku could answer. They turned curiously and saw an angry Grimmjow glaring at them. "Did you leave the studio to buy that crap?"
Rangiku stared down at Gin's jacket before looking up. "Uh…yes, how else would we buy them?"
"How the *beep* do you find the exit?" Grimmjow growled.
Gin scratched his head, appearing to be deep in thought, but Rangiku knew better. "Well, Rangiku and I came across this extraordinary thing that pointed the way. It's pretty fascinating, Grimmjow; it was rather large, but not too large. It was bright red, and it's actually high above the door so one can't miss it. What was the sign called again, Rangiku, I believe it was'Exit'." He grinned.
Grimmjow growled. "Don't get cocky with me."
"Cocky? Is that how I came off as? I deeply apologize, I was merely trying to help a troubled comrade." Gin replied in mock innocence.
Grimmjow glared at Gin before turning to Rangiku. "Tell me how you escaped."
Rangiku blinked. "Escaped? Gin and I never tried to escape in the first place. We just wanted to go hang out and walked right out of the studio."
"Then why the hell come back here if you can walk away freely-!"
Gin was suddenly tackled by Rukia141 from behind. "Gin handsome man Ichimaru!"
"Ugh…not her…" Grimmjow growled.
"Well, hello." Gin said. Still clinging to his back, Rukia141 turned to Rangiku and held out a copy of the story she printed out earlier.
"Here you go, Ran-chan! It's a story that was written by a guest of mine that's coming by today! You should read it!" Rukia141 exclaimed happily.
"Matsumoto Sensei?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Oooooh, I wanna take a peek!" Gin cried, moving closer in order to read over Rangiku's shoulder. Even Grimmjow seemed to have inched slightly towards Rangiku as she began to skim the first page.
"It's about Toshiro and Ran-chan!" Rukia141 exclaimed.
"Jealous! Dx" Gin cried out.
Rukia was so engrossed with the laptop that she didn't hear Ichigo enter the dressing room.
"Hey." He called.
"Gah! Ichigo!" She cried, immediately shutting the laptop. Ichigo stared at her suspiciously as she tried to hastily push the laptop under the small couch.
"Rukia, are you reading those stories again?" He asked.
Blushing furiously, Rukia looked away. "I was only-well I got curious and-well…damn it, I don't know!" She cried, glaring angrily at him.
"How do you not know! You're the one freaking reading them!" He shouted back.
"Well I can't give you a straight answer, okay?" She argued.
Ichigo threw his hands in the air in utter frustration. "Why can't you girls just give it to a guy straight? Jeez, you're double woman talk is so confusing!"
"Huh? What the hell are you talking about you psycho!" She yelled at him. "I came across a good story and I got interested, so sue me!"
"What story?" He asked, suddenly interested.
Rukia flushed again. "Er…it's called Agreed To In Innocence…it's about promises we made each other when we were kids, I mean what the characters did, not us, even though it's about us, but not really, really about us-"
"Okay, stop, you're giving me a headache…" Ichigo sighed. He then looked at Rukia who averted her eyes. "Can I see?"
"Um…okay, I guess." She said, slowly pulling out the laptop. She handed it to Ichigo and he opened. He scanned the screen and looked up at Rukia, his cheeks slightly pink.
"Er…Rukia, you realize…you realize what the rating of this story is, right?" He asked.
Cheeks flaming, Rukia nodded. "I know, I was thinking I would skip the chapters that had…well…you know…" She looked away and he stood there awkwardly. They didn't say anything for several seconds. That's when Ichigo opened his mouth to say something when the dressing room door burst open.
"Flying Lion!" Sammy Jo cried, but the crazy person was already inside.
"Ichigo! Rukia!" Flying Lion cried out in glee. Before Ichigo could react, Flying Lion ran into him. "SHOVE!" Ichigo went flying, the laptop going in the air. Flying Lion jumped and caught the laptop, and watched with amusement as Ichigo flew on top of Rukia.
She shrieked and he yelped, struggling to get off of her.
"Rape!" Flying Lion cried, running down the halls. "Byakuya! Rape going on in Rukia's dressing room!" He disappeared around the corner. Sammy Jo groaned.
"No…I have Rukia141 to deal with…now him…"
Rukia141 is skipping happily (again) down a hall. She turns a corner and slams into someone, sending her sprawling.
"Owwwieee! Dx" She cried.
"Oops, sorry, I got a little carried away there." Flying Lion said, helping her up.
"You're here! Awesome! Where's Sammy Jo?" Rukia141 asked.
"Er…"
Silence.
They suddenly hear someone weakly yelling from a great distance away, "Wait!"
"It doesn't matter! Let's go get ready for the interview!" Rukia141 cried.
"Okay! :D"
Interview
Rukia141: Hey! How's my crowd?
The crowd cheers.
Rukia141: Hurry! Happy people! Now guys, I want to welcome my good friend Flying Lion, he's here to interview the couple of his choice, so be nice!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Flying Lion: I'm finally here, heck yeah!
Rukia141: Glad you like being here! :D Now why don't you do the honors!
Flying Lion: Please welcome Toshiro Hitsugaya and Rangiku Matsumoto!
Rangiku jumps out waving happily, with a grumpy Toshiro right behind her.
Rangiku: I wasn't all excited about this whole interview at first, but hell, a girl could get used to this! She waved at the crowd again.
Toshiro: Stop making a scene and sit down…
Rangiku: Is that a way to talk to your sensei, Toshiro?
He flushed.
Toshiro: Don't say stupid things like that out loud, you idiot!
Flying Lion: You read my story?
Rangiku: Oh yes, Rukia141 gave each of us a copy.
Rukia141: Guilty! :D
Flying Lion: Wow thanks! Since the two of you already read it, what do you think?
Toshiro glared.
Toshiro: It's absolutely-
Rangiku: Genius! I've always wanted to be a sensei, but I didn't think I'd have the skills.
Flying Lion: You would make an awesome sensei, Ran-chan! :D
Rukia141: I wish to have Ran-chan as my sensei!
Toshiro: Dear God, don't feed her ego…
Rangiku: Awwww, and you know what would come first in class?
Rukia141 and Flying Lion: Nap time!
Rangiku slapped her knee.
Rangiku: Nap time! Look, already my star pupils!
Toshiro: Stop! Just stop with all of this stupidity! There's no way in hell I would ever look at Matsumoto that way? What were you thinking when you wrote that!
Rukia141: My, my, my, already eager to touch the intimate topics, Toshiro? She smirked.
Flying Lion: You can't blame him, he's a guy.
Rukia141: True dat, Flying Lion, True dat.
Toshiro: It's not like that at all!
Rangiku: My captain has a boy crush on me! That is so cute!
He glared daggers at his lieutenant.
Toshiro: Keep that up, and I'll drown you in piles and piles of paperwork!
She pouted.
Rangiku: Boo!
Flying Lion: Okay, so obviously you know why you're here. How do you feel about being paired up with Ran-chan, Toshiro?
Toshiro: Disgusted, utterly disgusted at the fact that people think there could be some sort of romance between the two of us.
Rangiku: You should be flattered, Gin was.
Toshiro: Gin's an idiot.
Rukia141: Takes one to know one!
Toshiro: You should talk.
Rukia141: Hurray! Insults! :D
Flying Lion: How about you Ran-chan, what do you feel about this?
Rangiku: I think it's cute that people like to pair us up, be Toshiro is, in fact, a kid. As much as he hates to admit it, this little prodigy here has yet to hit puberty.
Toshiro: Matsumoto, if you value your life…
Rangiku: He should spend time with girls his own age, like Momo, and Karin. I'm leaning towards Karin because Momo still has issues to resolve. Oh! Captain! Remember when you were spying Karin that one day?
Toshiro: I was not spying her! I was watching to see if anything strange happened around her; she could see spirits you know!
Flying Lion: Excuses!
Rukia141: You got that right! Pervert!
Toshiro: Shut up!
Flying Lion: Don't you find Ran-chan a bit attractive, Toshiro?
Toshiro: Of course not!
Rangiku: If he did, he'd be staring at my girls, but he doesn't, so that's a good sign!
Turning red with embarrassment.
Toshiro: Matsumoto!
Rukia141: Hurray! Inappropriateness! :D
Flying Lion: How about friendship-wise?
Toshiro: I will admit that she's lazy as hell, disrespectful, uncouth, an exhibitionist, and a drunk, but she's loyal.
Rangiku: Toshiro, that's so sweet!
Rukia141 leans towards Flying Lion to whisper in his ear.
Rukia141: She does mean the loyal part, right?
Flying Lion: I seriously stopped listening after exhibitionist.
In the distance, Security guard number two sits down next to his partner with a sigh.
Security guard number one: Where have you been?
Security guard number two: Running errands, so tiring, it feels good to be home.
Security guard number one: Home?
Security guard number two: Yeah, home is where you can walk around in your underwear, home is where you can drink out of the milk carton, home is where you can scratch where it itches, home is where you can pick your nose and flick your-
Security guard number one: Home is disgusting… -_-'
Rangiku: I think that my captain is the greatest captain, and I'll follow him anywhere! You get that, Toshiro? You won't ever be able to get rid of me!
Toshiro's lips slightly curved upward.
Toshiro: You're a good lieutenant, Matsumoto.
Rukia141 and Flying Lion: :3
Toshiro suddenly frowns.
Toshiro: But make fun of my size and age, and you'll be in a world full of hurt and no sake!
Rangiku: Eeep! Not the sake!
Rukia141: No, not the sake!
Flying Lion: Please not the sake!
From a distance.
Gin: Definitely not the sake!
Rukia141: Well, I guess that's it for today! Thank you for your time, Flying Lion! It was so much fun!
Flying Lion: Likewise! Thanks for having me!
Rukia141: Before we leave, I want to address another faithful reviewer and reader! Luafua! Get ready, because the next interview is yours! Get ready, because next time it's going to be two pairs in one! So until then!
Ichigo suddenly flies out on stage, looking panicked.
Ichigo: H-Hang on, Byakuya! It's not like that, honest, there's a logical explanation for what happened!
Byakuya walks towards him in a menacing way.
Byakuya: Is that so? Humor me…
Rukia comes out looking frantic.
Rukia: Brother, please! It's a misunderstanding, he wasn't taking advantage of me at all!
Rukia141 turns to Flying Lion.
Rukia141: Did you do this?
Flying Lion: Ya! :D
Rukia141: You're diabolical! xD
There you go, Flying Lion! I hope you enjoyed it! Reviews make me happy! Doncha wanna make me happy? :D