6KO
Three female demons travelled to Sunagakure. They were going to complete their plan to mate with the ones they loved. Gaara had vehemently refused to be a party to the plan and would not allow his mate-wife, to contact or hire the Akatsuki.
Meanwhile, at the Akatsuki Lair (current, god knows where)
"What the hell," said Itachi. "Leader-sama, this is too easy a mission. Something is wrong. Sunagakure's own ninja could take care of it."
"Besides, they don't pay much," said Kurei.
"Your foster father left you in my care, Kurei. Remember that. The only thing you need to know is that I am authorizing this mission because of my connection to our customer."
"You mean the Kazekgage hired us for this mission?" said Aoi.
"No his wife did," said their other leader.
"Who is she?" asked Kurei.
"See for yourself." A beautiful tall blonde girl with long legs, shiny blue eyes and a dazzling smile was standing in doorway. On her head were two fox-like ears. "I am the current Rukodaime Hokage of Konoha."
"Huh?" said Itachi.
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"Anyways, these demons could be the effects of Orochimaru's experiments. I thought you could help me catch them, since you are familiar with Orochimaru. Besides, they are causing problems in Suna. I know, my husband would rather you not be at Suna due to past circumstances, but we really need your help."
"Wow, she's one crazy bitch, to think we would help her," muttered Deidara.
"My daughter is not crazy," declared one of the leaders aka Yondaime.
"She's your daughter?" asked Sasori, incredulously.
"Yes."
"So what other secrets, do you have?" asked Kisame.
"That is not your concern," said Yondaime. They don't know he is, but they will because…
"He's the Yondaime hokage," said Naruhime. She smiled innocently, but it didn't meet her eyes, which were sparkling mischeviously. "and your other leader is my father-in-law, one of the Kazekages. I just don't recall which. Oh well…Gaara will tell me or I just have to ask right now, but since daddy dearest is getting mad I think I should just run."
"You know, you're really long winded, jinchuuriki," said Kisame.
Thwack
"OW! That's not fair," whined Kisame.
"…" The Yondaime removed his mask. He looked as good as he used to. "Daddy," cried Naruhime. She latched on to him. He just sighed. "I thought you wanted to get the job done."
"I never got to know you besides, I think you should go home, when this is over. You know?"
"Yeah and get killed. No thanks."
Pout. Chibi eyes. Twitch. "Argh alright. That means the Akatsuki will be disbanded when this mission is over. Enjoy whatever time you have left. You can either keep together or go home…to be killed, unless, you have connections…"
Meanwhile at the gates of Sunagakure
The female demons smirked at one another. Who should their victims be? No. The more random the better.
"Halt, who goes there?" cried the guard.
"You'll find out sooner or later, no?" said Sakuya. She became the leader of the trio as Naruhime was meeting with the Akatsuki.
Their first victim was the guard. He alter reported that he had been tortured by a bunch of demon women. He told the Kazekage that he couldn't recall ltheir faces, though he remembered the ears they had on their head. He concluded that they were rogue demons because he did not want to offend the Hokage of Konoha, who was the Kazekage's wife. Among this report, twenty eight others were filed. The truth was that these people had only been drugged with hallucinogens that caused injuries and semi-logical memories to form, when the dreamer believes in them.
Doomedpassion: that's it for now…