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Snipe
Snipe no like fanfiction it make fun of Snipe say Snipe dum Snipe no dum Snipe strong Snipe bash writing people's heads so they say 'ow' Snipe thinks writing people are all a bunch of weak gleeps
Wolf: So, you got away from the Dark Ace, callmefall?
cmf: Obviously, no thanks to you. Wow, you would think Snipe knows about punctuation. Actually, I take that back.
Wolf: Does he always talk in third person?
cmf: No, I think he said "Wasn't me" once. For him, that's good! He should get a medal.
Wolf: How did you get away, anyway?
cmf: Threw his sword back to him as I ran awaaaay, very fast.
Wolf: So wait, he has his sword in my house?
cmf: Uh, yeah.
Wolf: (growls)
cmf: (distant voice) RUN AWAAAAAAAY!