Chapter 11
bella;.....................
squekers;...............
esme;?
bella; HA MOTHERFUDGER YOU BLINKED FIRST
esme; BELLA!
bella; sorry mum
squekers; -squek-
bella; Shup i still won so HA!
squekers; -squek squek squek -
bella; STOP MOCKING ME ! -runs away-
esme; weird child
squekers; -SQUEK-
esme; sorry
*jasper runs in*
jasper; WHO DID IT
emmett; did what
jasper; oh you know what you did that was done that i am sayin someone did and dont deny it cos you did it
alice; that made no sense
jasper; whatever! EMMETT HAND OVER MY GOD DAMN ARMY FLAG BEFORE I USE YOU TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO GET RID OF A VAMPIRE!
emmett; why would you need to demonstrate i alredy know !
jasper; SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ...............hand over the flag
emmett; i dont have it
jasper; i am giving you to the count of 3
*alice runs in with flag*
alice; hi honey
jasper; my flag!
alice; noooooooooooooo...............my flag MINE
jasper;................no no no its mine
alice; MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE ITS ALL MINE
*carlisle appears*
carlisle; OH NO its the mine faze i have dreaded it for soo long !
jasper; i just want my flag i dont care about the mine faze
carlisle; *stares wide eyed* YOU DONT RESPECT ME ! *runs away*
esme; see what you do ! last time you did this he didn't come back for a week !
jasper; that was 3 decades ago get over it woman
esme; no excuses young man off to bed now
jasper; *whiney voice* BUT I WANT MY FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
esme; well go get it
jasper; oh yayy
*alice's Lair*
jasper; OH ALICCEE
alice; MINEEEEEEE
jasper; gimme the flag
alice; *songish* want it , cant have it ~ want it cant have it !
jasper; *has a tantrum*
esme; CALM DOWN
jasper; I WANT MY FLAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
esme; we can get it later
jasper; I WANT IT NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
esme; that is IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!
jasper; my life its ruined
alice; *mumbles* want it cant have it
jasper; THATS IT RAAWWWWRRRR
alice; *screams* *runs away.................with flag*
*Edward walks in*
edward; i shall not tolerate this behaviour
esme; excuse moi?
edward; not you mother
esme; oh well carry on ... JASPER DONT EAT THE PASTE
jasper; FINEEEE
esme; *leaves*
edward; JASPER I MEAN COME ON I WAS MAKING BLUEPRINTS AND THEY WHERE GOING PERFECT AND THEN I GOT FRUSTRATED BECAUSE OF YOU AND NOW MY BLUEPRINTS AND DESK AND PENCIL ARE TORN TO PIECES SO THANKS!
jasper; your welcome bro
edward; *growls*
jasper; RAWR to you too
edward; *mumbles* at least alice never stole my flag
jasper; I HATE YOU *dry sobs in corner*
edward; he he he thats what you get for ruinin my blue prints
emmett; what do you see oh mystic one
alice; NOTHING CRYSTAL BALLS DONT WORK OKAY!
emmett; they do
alice; dont
emmett; why wont you do this one thing for me ?
alice; because i do not believe in your stupid crystal balls
emmett; you have betrayed me
alice; *smashes crystal ball*
emmett; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
alice; ha
emmett; i am going to rename myself.................................Jeffrey
alice; no the crystal ball dosent predict that
emmett; you ruined crystal balls for me you evil pixie!
alice; -sigh-
emmett; its not my fault they just announced that the mall closes an hour earlier on sundays !
alice; THEY WHAT!
emmett; I SAID THE MALL CLOSES EARLIER ON SUNDAYS
alice; this cant be happening ..........nooooooooooooooooooooo *dry sobs*
jasper; *creeps in* *goes to steal flag*
alice; MINE *grabs it and runs*
jasper; *singing* oh its not fair and i think youre really mean i think you're really mean, i think you're really mean you're supposed to care but all you do is take yes all you do is take
alice; SHUUSSHHH
rosalie; -looks in mirror- ahh oh perfect mirror
mirror; you are not the fairest of them all
rosalie; -gasp- who is
mirror; isabella swan
rosalie; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO anyone but her
mirror; i am sorry but alas it is true
rosalie; but why her !
mirror; why you askin me i dont make the rules sheesh
rosalie; so what do i do
mirror; idk? tie her in the basement?
rosalie; OK BYE!
mirror; hmmmm thats a pretty handbag
roslaie; *rushes back* but thats bella's !
mirror; i am dreadfully sorry rosalie but............you aint got no swagger girl
rosalie; W-T-F
mirror; -sigh- just leave NOW please
rosalie; *grumbles* fine -leaves-
emmett; *comes out from behind mirror* i must do that more often ahaha
alice; imbossile
emmett; YOU TALKIN TO ME
alice; YESSSSSSS EMMETT
emmett; JEFFREY
alice; weirdo
emmett; pixie
alice; RAWR
emmett; you dont scare me oh little one
alice; *holds up stuffed unicorn* i shall rip it
emmett; NO NOT PETUNIA
alice; i thought you called it jemima
emmett; no jasper killed jemima thats petunia
alice; *Rips it up*
emmett; NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SHALL GET REVENGE
alice; sure you will
emmett; you just watch me alice; i alredy did and guess what you fail
emmett; EVIL
alice; oh and emmett
emmett; what!
alice; next time buy a unicorn ith styyyyllleeee
emmett; -sigh- evil little lepracon