Hey again at loooong last! I have a new parody addition and I'm working on another. This one's kinda weird in that the character never actually talks in LOTR.
Disclaimer: If I owned LOTR, Sauron and my favorite orcs would have happy endings.
Original Song: "Fastest Girl In Town" by Miranda Lambert.
Parody: "Fastest Horse Around" by Shadowfax.
You got a hobbit
I need some fun
I got a hankerin' for bein' on the run
We'll hit the road
Don't wanna stay
We'll be in Gondor before the light of day
I'm feeling ready
You're feelin' tense
All your talk of Dark Lords ain't makin' any sense
You got a mission
I got the speed
I tell ya, Gandalf, this here horse is all you're gonna need
Don't you even try to slow me down
'Cause you're riding' on the fastest horse aro-ound
Ain't ya, mate, yeah
This trip is crazy
Legends and stories
Follow me around
Half those fools don't know what they're talkin' 'bout
I'll hang around
For a little while
But I leave 'em all with nothin' but a dust cloud and a smile
Don't you even try to slow me down
'Cause you're riding' on the fastest horse aro-ound
Ain't ya, mate, yeah
That Steward's crazy
I see the Nazgûl
We better run
They'll all be out here before this battle's done
Once it's all over
And they can't do no harm
You'll be in the West, but I won't be on a farm
Don't you even try to slow me down
'Cause you're riding' on the fastest horse aro-ound
Ain't ya, mate, yeah
Well, ya knew Sauron was crazy
Hey!
You got a hobbit
I need some fun
I got a hankerin' for bein' on the run
And there you have it, D. L.'s first dumb parody in quite a while. Please R&R and I'm still open to requests,