The Lady of the Cherry

by Talia

A parody/satire fic written ages ago posted anew as it's probably one of the best things I ever wrote. SPELLING/FORMATTING/DIALOGUE ERRORS ARE DELIBERATE. Plot: The gorgeous princess Sakura Sushiko is being forced to marry Aku, even though she really always wanted to be a samurai. Good thing she happens to meet a samurai that a prophecy had foretold she would wed!

11. Chapter 11

WWOOOOOOOOO!11! Im oN a SUGA HIGH!1 LOLOLOLOLOLLOL!O! Its 2 am AnD I aM CRAAAZZZZZZZYYYYY!Y! So JacK WaS RunnINg AnD ThEn SaKUra CamE OuT And SaiD LOLOLOLOLOLOO!11 my potato is no match for your cheese! Rank me baby, rank me!

Then Jack jumped in a tree and screamed never humongous pigeon! I am but a flying mouse that shall conquereth thine most unhooly rood! Bow before mine muscles! GRRRR! and then a car fell from the sky and Mad Jack came out and danced!

Then teh Auth0r ran ni aNd said lol u guys r ruining my stroy!~ olololollloolol ANND TEHY SAID LOL OAKY WE'LL STOP!111~~~~~~~ you are lame!11~~~~~