Dear Remus,

I can't help falling asleep during Divination! I swear, I honestly tried staying awake. But the classroom is SO warm, the air feels like blankets. No wonder it makes me drowsy and I fall asleep. At least I wasn't drooling like James during History of Magic. Did you see my drawing of him? Of course you did, you rolled your eyeballs. But you've got to admit it was funny. That brown-haired girl from Ravenclaw sure thought it was. You know, the one with the curly hair who sits in front of James and I. She's got a nice laugh. She does laugh an awful lot at me. You think she fancies me? Probably. I should ask her out.

Anyway, yes, Peter!
Something's definitely bothering him. Could have something to do with the whole Dark Arts stuff. I mean, it has been all over the Prophet, even though they make it seem like nothing's going on. We should keep an eye on him. And definitely keep him away from any Slytherin influence. Talking about those nasty Snakes. Have you seen that Malfoy and his little troupe prancing around the castle like they own the place! Foul git, thinks he's so mighty. We should do something about him as well.

My dear Moony, you disappoint me. Do you honestly think my talent of coming up with pick-up lines is that awful. I personally beg to differ-and between you and me, so does that girl I bumped into on the second Floor corridor yesterday night-.
But yes, you caught me about the sneaking. It's just, and don't you dare laugh or I will make sure you never get to pass your Potions N.E.W.T., I need some alone time.
I mean, you, Prongs and Wormtail are an amazing lot, but from time to time I just want to sit down and think a bit. I can't tell the others because James'll make a witty remark, because that's the way he is and Peter… well you know what I'm talking about. So I found that there's a hidden door behind a bookshelf in this dusty room on the second floor. It leads to this place… It's just indescribable. It's this small balcony and you can see the stars. It's perfect. Maybe I'll show it to you someday. But yeah, tell anyone and you're one dead wolf.

In fact, I should just kill you now. Remus Lupin! How on earth can you not be interested in girls and dating. Don't your hormones tell you you're a stud and you should be out chasing skirts? Or is that just me?
And "your condition", seriously. It's once a month. The other days you're a perfectly normal lad. Besides , girls have this "monthly condition" as well, don't worry!
I know you're not a whole lot of interested in trivial things such as the Yule Ball -and no I will not give it a rest- but before you know it it's half November and all the good girls are taken. Just saying! I know Prongs does worry about that.
He just came into the room and fell down on his bed face forward saying his life is over… better ask him what's going on.

See you soon mate!

Sirius

p.s. Did I tell you Bellatrix looks at me even fouler than she did before? Gotta love my cousin!