tailer decyded 2 becum a michonneary and spred da teechings of his lawd jeezus crust all thru out da nayborhud.
"exsqueeze meh madim or sir" he say ringin da durnawb 2 a hous. da door openinged. it wuz mishelle dugar!
"surprise bitch" she say. "i bette u thot yewd seen da last of me"
"can i cum in" say tooler.
"shure thang" say moochelle dugar. in da hous there werr half-nekkid dirty chillun humpin da floorboards and collaring on da wall wif sharpys and wipping dere butts on da curpit lyke muy dog wen his anal glands r impacted.
"hello visiter" say josh jana john-david jill jessa JINGER joseph josiah joy-anna jedidiah jeremiah justin james jason jackson jennifer johannah jordyn and josie.
"yeehaw" say jimbob.
"WEIGHT" say moochelle. "U R UNHOLY SPAWN" seh pooled don tailyrs pants revelling his VAGINI.
"gasp" say josh jana john-david jill jessa JINGER joseph josiah joy-anna jedidiah jeremiah justin james jason jackson jennifer johannah jordyn and josie.
den da ruff caved in. it wuz a dragin wif lange blund hare.
"U KNOW WOO I AM" it rumpled.
"RUN CHILLUN IT IS MURY YEWNISE" yumpled jimbob. all da chillun storted 2 run awai leeving poodles of feeces evrywhal. mary yoonice wuz sittin on da dragin now like the whore of babylon riding the beast of revelation.
"DUGIRS" seh slurpeed. "GIVE 2 MEH UR BUBLES"
josh jana jimmy jude john-david JINGER johnny jamal jeffrey jeremy jacob jemima josephine and jeraldine all pulled bubbles out oaf dere butholls and vajimbobs.
"vurry good' cocke marry oonice. den seh yeat da bubles.
"MOOR" seh demoond. jezebel jasper jehoshaphat jessica julio jalopy jetta jigger jose juturna joaquin jerusha and jarvis excrete ALL DA BUBLES in da in da oonaverse form dere pores. den sester mari yewkneechee breefed dyre all ovre dem.
"DA BUBLE IZ BLUND DA TORAH DEF DA QURAN IZ MOOT" seh anunce.
"STUP DIZ AT ONCE" yorkle a voyce. it wuz jeezus!