Roy Mustang was cool. He was known for his coolness all around the world. Edward thought he was a bastard, but that's okay because nobody listened to Edward anyways. Nope. Except for Al. But Al was to busy being talked at by naomi. So anyways, Roy was so cool that he could move mountains, lift buildings, and eat twenty anchovies in one bite. One day, havoc asked Roy Mustang a question.
"Sir, why are you so damn cool?" he asked.
Roy didn't respond. He couldn't. He had been killed by Nny in a previous chapter. Oh well.