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Chapter Eleven

Jade and Tori were in the RV's kitchen, eating. Well, Tori was eating. Jade was drinking, really. The RV might not have the ability to travel through time, but it could drive itself, so long as it new the destination. An enchantment had also been cast on the driver's seat to create a hologram of sorts that gave the impression someone was actively driving. "Uh, Jade?" Tori asked slowly, looking up from her burger.

"Yeah?" Jade asked, gulping down the last of the cow blood and shuddering in disgust.

"I've got a question about you…and Joan of Arc…and Mulan." Tori said slowly, blushing. Jade raised an eyebrow.

"What, you want to hear that story?" She asked, smirking and sitting down at the table across from Tori.

"No!" Tori said quickly, blushing even more fiercely. "I was just wondering…what happened? Why were you in that situation?" Jade scowled.

"Mulan discovered poker." She said simply. When she said nothing else, Tori frowned.

"A little more explanation please." Tori asked.

"Joan and I were…dating I suppose." Jade said with a sigh. "Of course, this was the early 1900's, we didn't call it dating then. And it's a little hard to date the Autumn Knight."

"The Autumn Knight?" Tori asked, frowning.

"Joan is now the second in command of Samhain, the king of the Autumn Court." Jade told her. "Samhain is the one who saved her from the execution, the one who made her immortal. In exchange, she acts as his emissary to the mortal plane and the other Fey Courts, and leads his armies in war."

"When did you meet her?" Tori asked curiously.

"I actually met her when she was still a regular human." Jade told her. "I was in France at the time, since wars are a great way to hide the fact that vampires are feeding. But we didn't start our relationship until the Protection War of the 1910's, when we met for the second time."

"The Protection War?" Tori asked.

"Germany pissed off a lot of Eastern European dragons over the course of the war." Jade told her. "It was all accidental of course, but dragons don't care about that. They just gathered their minions together and decided to raze Germany. That would have let everyone know that the magical things of the world still walked among them though, so we went to war with the dragons to stop them. That's when I met Joan again."

"What happened?" Tori asked eagerly. Jade sighed and looked away.

"She swept me off my feet." She admitted. "I went from one of the most dangerous and respected soldiers in the army to being Joan's humble and submissive lover." Tori stared at Jade, stunned.

"E…Excuse me?" She asked. "You were someone's humble and submissive lover? You?" Jade sighed again.

"You don't get it. Joan is…special. She is different. Actually, she's a lot like you, which is part of the reason why I acted like such a gank. I didn't want to be the sub again." Tori raised an eyebrow.

"Okay, but where does Mulan come in? Was Joan dating her at the same time or something?" Jade shook her head quickly.

"Joan never cheated on me." She said, sounding defensive. "No, the three of us were playing poker in Joan's tent. I'd managed to win most of the money, so Mulan decided to put sex on the line. She called it double or nothing, and said that if she won the next hand, we'd have a threesome. If she lost, Joan would get her sword, which apparently had some kind of enchantment on it, and Joan was a collector. So, Joan agreed, and I went along with it, since I'd do anything Joan wanted back then. Mulan won that hand."

"And the riding crop came in where?" Tori asked, frowning. Jade blushed slightly.

"Being in the Autumn Court for so long had made Joan…curious. She wanted to try something new, and Mulan wouldn't let her try it on her. I agreed to let Joan use her riding crop on me and…yeah."

"Joan of Arc is into BDSM?" Tori asked incredulously. Jade shook her head.

"No, she decided that it didn't really make her feel…anything. It kind of bored her frankly. Of course, my being a vampire probably didn't help her, since I barely felt anything."

"I see." Tori said, nodding.

"Vega, what are you thinking?" Jade asked warily.

"I'm just wondering if coating the crop in garlic or holy water would have changed anything." Tori said, shrugging.

"Well, actually, vampires just don't like garlic because it smells awful." Jade told her. "Or senses are six times stronger than those of a human, so the smell of garlic is like a physical barrier due to how strong it is. And holy water would literally burn me." She stopped and blinked as she realized just what they'd been talking about. "Tori!" Jade yelled, sounding shocked.

"What?" Tori asked innocently.

"You were thinking about how you could dominate me, weren't you?"

"Actually, I was just trying to figure out how to stop you if ever tried to eat a person in front of me or did anything else that was bad, but now that you mention it…" Tori said thoughtfully.

"No!" Jade yelled. "I did the sub thing once; I'm not doing it again!" Tori laughed and put a hand on top of Jade's.

"Relax Jade, I was only joking." She told the goth girl. Jade glared at her, and then hauled her to her feet. "Jade, what are you doing?" Tori asked warily.

"The riding crop should be in my bedroom right now." Jade told her. "I'm going to show you why I don't want to be the sub again. Who knows, you might like it though." Tori's eyes widened, and she dragged her feet on the ground.

"No, no, no, no!" She protested. "No!" Jade smirked.

"Are you sure? Like I said, you might end up liking it."

"Yes I'm sure!" Tori yelped, hitting Jade's arm. Jade shrugged and let go.

"Fine, if you say so. I'll just get back at you some other way."

"Back at me for what?" Tori demanded.

"Wanting to using the riding crop on me in a way that I would actually feel it." Jade told her, walking away.

"I was joking!" Tori protested, running after her.

"Prove it." Jade said over her shoulder, smirking.

"Can't you read my mind?" Tori asked. Jade glared at her.

"I'm not Edward fucking Cullen!" She snapped. "And even if I was, I wouldn't be able to because you are clearly Bella."

"You don't mean that." Tori said with a smile, hugging Jade from behind and nuzzling the back of her neck. "You know you love me."

"…Fine." Jade sighed, turning around in Tori's arms and kissing her. "You're not Bella." Tori smiled. "I'm still getting back at you though." Tori stopped smiling.

"Is that really necessary?" She asked. Jade grinned and kissed her again.

"Yep."

Author's Notes

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry that this is so late! Please forgive me!

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