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Chapter 10

The Queen and Naruto concentrated on what they were going to make. The Queen, of course, before she started, had already changed into something that wouldn't dirty her outfit. Naruto, on the other hand, was getting flour all over his suit. Every once in a while the Queen would look over to Naruto and smile, but being who Naruto is, he didn't notice at all and went on making his food.

About 2 and a half hour later, they had perfected their dish. Naruto showed the Queen his "lovely" dish. The Queen looked at it and said: "Oh, my, how…nice. It's…ramen."

"Do you like it?" asked Naruto.

"Yes, of course." said the Queen with a nervous chuckle.

"What did you make?" asked the blonde.

"Well…I made…." She showed him what she had accomplished.

Naruto looked at it, and it turned out to be a giant rectangular cake with two boys kissing each other on the face of the cake. Naruto thought it was weird and didn't realize that one of the boys was him until he saw the orange jumpsuit that was on the cake. It was him kissing SASUKE!!! Naruto's face went blank and a sudden urge to throw up starting acting up.

"What's wrong?" asked the Queen.

"It's….n-nothing. I-I-I-…bllaaaahhhhh ."

Naruto had thrown up all over the kitchen floor and some of the puke splashed on her dress. She gave a small scream and the servants and guards came running into the kitchen. Since they seemed to be ok, the servants and guards let them be.

Naruto apologized for throwing up on her and said that it wouldn't happen again. Since they've been cooking for about almost 3 hours, they decided to try the food they made. Of course they ate the ramen first.

"Mmmm….oishii!" said the Queen.

"Desu ne?" said Naruto, giving a wide smile.

After they gulped down the ramen, they went for the cake. The Queen picked up a knife and walked towards Naruto. Naruto didn't realize that the knife was for the cake and freaked out, looking at the knife with white bulgy eyes.

"I-I'm s-sorry. D-did I do something wrong? Please….I-I…."

"Huh? Oh? I'm sorry…would you like to cut the cake with me?"

Naruto looked at her dumbfoundedly. "Of course, the knife is for the cake. Boy, I gotta stop being so paranoid."

"Sure."

Naruto got up out of his seat and made his way around to the Queen. When he was standing right next to her, she started for the cake, but suddenly she used her finger to wipe some of the cream onto Naruto's face. The Queen started giggling and Naruto just stood there like he didn't know what had just happened. When he realized, he did the same thing back to her. They both screamed and laughed and went at it for about 3 minutes. Naruto found a can of whip cream and started squirting it straight at her. She screamed and shielded herself with her arms. Luckily for her, she found some dough left in the giant bowl she was using and threw some at Naruto like snowballs.

They both went about it for another 10 minutes or so, all the while the King trying to dodge their clumsy feet. Spinning around the small counter in the middle, Naruto made a dash for the Queen to grab her by her waist but she threw the rest of the dough and the bowl towards Naruto, which landed on his head. Now Naruto couldn't see where he was going. She moved away from him a little to the right, laughing her butt off. When Naruto removed the bowl off his head, he didn't realize a giant pot hanging in front of him and ran right into it, causing him to land on the Queen, who then fell to the floor with Naruto now on top of her. She let out a loud scream and all the servants and guards came running into the kitchen…again.

"My Queen, are you alright? What did this perverted bastard do to you?" asked one of the cards.

The King started growling and barking at Naruto for what he did.

Naruto finally regained consciousness and looked up to see a room full of cards ready to take him away.

"Chotto matte kudasai. It's not Naruto's fault. I-I…I mean…."

"My Queen, this is unacceptable, so he must be put away for good. AFTER HIM!!!"

"Oh crap!"

Naruto got off the Queen and made a dash for the kitchen door as fast as he could and ran out. The cards followed him out including the King. The Queen looked on, and suddenly it occurred to her that she must go after them. She didn't want him to be locked away. She just wanted to spend time with him. She just wanted to have fun with him. What was she going to do now?

As she ran out the kitchen door, instead of finding the angry mob after Naruto, she found her humble servants surrounding her, asking if she was alright. She couldn't get pass them for there was about 10 of them trying to tend to her.

Outside in the rose garden, the cards chased Naruto.

"LOOK!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!" shouted Naruto at the cards.

But they just kept chasing after him. Soon enough, the King was in front of the crowd, chasing and barking at Naruto. As they ran and ran, Naruto went through the maze but found himself trapped and cornered. Naruto jumped up and started running along the top of the bushes and headed straight for the trap door he came in from. As he was about to reach it, he realized that he was running in the forest towards the Mad Hatter Sasuke-look-alike and the grey March Kibare.

Next thing Naruto knew, they were grabbing onto him, telling him to drink some tea with them. Naruto fell into a pile of large sugar and tea was poured all over him. When Naruto came to, he was in the ocean swimming, trying to get out. He continued on swimming and ended up in a small bottle which poured him out onto some checkered floor. Naruto noticed that the Shikamaru door was right in front of him. He made his way for the door, while the cards, now joined by everyone else Naruto had met, was still chasing after him.

Naruto turned the knob of the Shikamaru door and he said "Ouch!"

"You again…oi…mendokuse. Still locked you know?"

"Hurry! Open up!!! I gotta get outta here or I'm never gonna be able to get out!"

"What are you talking about, doofus? You ARE outside."

"Huh?? What the hell are you talking about??"

The door opened his mouth to exposed Naruto sleeping outside in the real world.

"Ah, crud!" said Naruto.

Naruto tried to widen the door's mouth like last time, but this time the door was prepared. Now Naruto was desperate. He started yelling to himself, telling himself to wake up. The angry mob came closer and closer until everything became a blur and suddenly…

"Naruto…Naruto….Naruto…oi, Naruto! Okite!"

Naruto woke up squirming to find Sakura, Shikamaru, Hinata, and Kiba looking at him.

"Dooshita no, Naruto-kun?" asked Hinata.

"Ha! He probably got a nightmare!" growled Kiba. Akamaru gave a small bark in agreement.

Naruto looked up blankly and then widened his eyes.

"Guys, I had the most weirdest dream ever!"

"Oi, Naruto, forget it. If we're late, Tsunade-sama's going to kill us. Hayaku!!" said Sakura.

"Mendokuse." mumbled Shikamaru.

The others started walking off and Naruto got up to follow them and tell his story.

"But it's true, the dream I had had everyone in it, even that bastard Sasuke!"

"Whatever Naruto!" said Sakura.

"But you gotta believe me. Shino was a caterpillar and he turned into a butterfly and you were a rose and Shikamaru was a door…"

"What was I?" asked Kiba.

"Huh? Oh, you were a rabbit."

"What?!?! A rabbit?? HA! Some imagination you have."

"But it's true……."

As Naruto's words drifted off, only one person smiled the whole way through, thinking about how wonderful his story was…

-Hope you all liked it!!

Translation for the Japanese words:

-Oishii: Delicious

-Desu ne?: Isn't it?

-Chotto matte kudasai: Please wait

-Mendokuse: Troublesome

-Okite: Wake up

-Dooshita no: What's wrong?

-Hayaku: Hurry up