Ten Things That You Should Never EVER Let The Maximum Ride Characters Do
Yeah, so Fang let me out of the coat cupboard... provided I said I didn't own Maximum Ride (which I don't) and that he is my favourite character (which he isn't, cos he locked me in a cupboard). He's somehow managed to find Angel and Gazzy (who were running a hypnotist show somewhere... how they got onto mainstream tv I shall never know) due to his suposed 'magic powers', and so we're off to search for Max... and he's got an evil glint in his eye which I suspect means trouble....
Next..
Ari
(Whom I've only just remembered is dead...)
1. I will not let him come back from the dead. Again.
2. I will not let him take poltergeisting lessons in heaven/hell/the afterlife/the underworld and come back to haunt the flock.
3. I will not let him get an eraserfied penguin for his birthday.
4. I will not let him eat bird kebabs in front of the flock.
5. I will not let him team up with any werewolves (from whatever book you want) and take over the world.
6. I will not let him tell Fang that he is his half brother, just to see the look on his face. And to laugh at him when he realsies that that would mean he kissed his half sister... and then run very fast when he discovers that its a lie...
7. I will not let him dress up as Father Christmas, and scare all the little kiddies.
8. I will not let him enter X Factor and then kill the judges when they say he can't go through.
9. I will not let break my computer so I can't finish this list.
10. I will not lethim steal Iggys bombs and use them to blow up the whole world.
A/N CHRISTMAS UPDATE!!!! Everyone say thank you to St. Fang of Boredom for (once again) forcing me to update. And unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective), I have got so many reviews that I can't actually reply to all of them. So I gave up. Merry Christmas everyone! We wish you a merry chinmass and a happy new ear! And we reached 100 REVIEWS!!!! Thankyou to ActorGirl21 for getting the 100 mark, this chapter is dedicated to you. Also (I have to say this) TWILIGHT WAS AMAZING! Okay, so Edward looked German, meh. Still hot.
Final peice of Christmas advice: guard your mince pies from Fang. he will sneak down the chimney in the dead of night and steal them from you...
- SparxFlame
The line up so far: Ella, Dr. Martinez, Mr. Pruitt (evil head master from book 2), Sam, Lissa, The Uber-Director, Gozen, Ella, The Voice, Brigid
(By the way, I'm doing this list so that whoever reviews first will get their character first on the list, so some minor characters will be on there before major characters if people ask for them first...)
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P.S. If anyone has any special requests for characters they would like to see up here, then please review and tell me. I will do my best to write them up. By the way, for some of the more minor characters, there may only be 5 'things not to let do', if I don't have enough ideas.