Bloody Rotten Burgeler (Bloody Rotten Audience)

Well here's a song I've written specifically for you

Who sit out in me golden hoard and hide through all I do

I cannot understand it because everything I see

So there must be something wrong with you; there's nothing wrong with me

You're a bloody rotten burgeler(1) whilst I am very good

If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood

I'm dragonly and mighty and I'm really full of class

While you're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're philistines en mass

I'm a dragon and authority on treasure and what's more

I'm incredibly informative on dwarf taste and dwarflore

I'm a wonderful gold hoarder, and so you all must be

So bloody thick and stupid not to like the likes of me

You're a bloody rotten burgeler whilst I am very good

If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood

I'm dragonly and mighty and I'm really full of class

While you're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're philistines en mass

I'm a dragon and that's obvious; you can tell it by me clothes

And when I burn traditional, I burn it through me nose

And if you persist in talking every time I sing a song(2)

I'll fix you with "Bold Robin Hood"; that's eighty verses long

You're a bloody rotten burgeler whilst I am very good

If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood

I'm dragonly and mighty and I'm really full of class

While you're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're philistines en mass

And when I burn contempor'y, me heart and soul is pure

I must be bloody brilliant 'cause me writing's so obscure

My hero's Ancalagon(3), I dig him perfectly

But I must be so much better because no one here digs me

You're a bloody rotten burgeler whilst I am very good

If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood

I'm dragonly and mighty and I'm really full of class

While you're ignorant, you're cultureless, you're philistines en mass

But now I'm going to burn you, 'cause I feel I'm wasting time

Could possibly we wasting yours, so you must be wasting mine

And let me tell you now that I'm not up here for me health

So if you don't show yourself to me, I'll burn this whole big house

You're a bloody rotten burgeler whilst I am very good

If brains were made of oak and ash then you'd have balsa wood

I'm dragonly and mighty and I'm really full of class

But underneath it all I'm just a pain in the flipping ass

Please review and feel free to suggest songs!

(1): this is pronounced burg-e-ler (the three syllable pronunciation of 'burlar')

(2): For the purposes of this song, Smaug considers singing to mean spraying fire with pitch and rhytem

(3): I'm not sure how this is supposed to be pronounced. I'm guessing it's pronounced like this (caps indicates stressed syllable): Ang-ka-LA-gon