Me: Welcome… to the My Ten Ways show… staring… Haruno Sakura

Sakura: Hi!

Me: Sabaku no Gaara

Gaara: Hn…

Me: Sabaku no Temari

Temari: I'll kill you!

Me: Sabaku no Kankuro

Kankuro: Dolly, dolly, dolly! I'll make you pretty!

Me: Pretty disturbing… Yamanaka Ino

Ino: I'm cute and you know it!

Me: Nara Shikamaru

Shikamaru: Words, words, words

Me: Uzumaki Naruto

Naruto: I'LL BE THE NEXT HOKAGE! BELIEVE IT!

Me: Hyuga Hinata… how do you spell that?

Hinata: H….hello… H-Y-U-G-A… Hyuga.

Me: Thank you… Hyuga Neji

Neji: Hn.

Me: Not the talkative one… Tenten

Tenten: Kunoichi wa!

Me: I hope you enjoy this… continue



Matsuri stared at the blank page. It was supposed to have plan 9 on it!

"Stupid paper… I thought I filled you out!" Matsuri shouted at the piece of paper.

She scribbled down some words, a few pictures, and then it was filled out.

"Okay… plan 9… get someone who has more in common with Sakura than Gaara… the head doctor," Matsuri read outloud.

"I guess that'll work…" Matsuri said to herself.

Matsuri walked down to the hospital, about to work things out with the head doctor, Kaisen.

Amazingly, things went smoothly. Kaisen had always had a crush on Sakura, and he was willing to go along with the plan.

Matsuri discussed the plan with Kaisen, and she used a transformation jutsu again. She turned into Hinata, and made sure Hinata wasn't with Sakura at the time. Matsuri, in her Hinata disguise, walked over to Sakura, and smiled a small smile.

"Hello Sakura…chan…" Matsuri said, pausing a bit, wondering to put the 'chan' at the end of her name or not.

"Hello Hinata!" Sakura chirped, smiling a huge smile.

"So… I have been wondering… but what kind of boyfriend do you like?" 'Hinata' asked her.

Sakura tapped her index finger against her noggin, and answered, "I really like the romantic type… someone who'll write me poems, give me flowers, and a great cook."

"Alright… I've gotta go because… Neji wants me," 'Hinata' stumbled before smiling sheepishly, and walking away.

Sakura watched 'Hinata' run away, Sakura wondering, 'I wonder what's up with her…'



Sakura shrugged it off, and decided she would get a smoothie.

Matsuri ran over to the hospital again, and contacted Kaisen.

"Kaisen, Sakura loves a guy who writes her poetry, brings her flowers, and cooks for her," Matsuri told him, showing him the notes she made.

"Um… okay… but who are you?" Kaisen asked her.

"What are you talking about?" Matsuri asked before noticing her appearance.

"Oh… sorry… Sakura knows that I hate her now so I had to use a jutsu to disguise myself," Matsuri said, using the tiger seal to deactivate the jutsu.

"Okay, now anyways… remember, I'll help you with the romance poem… I found this awesome website that has poems. You can copyright it," Matsuri said, walking over to his office. They went on the computer and looked up a website that had a really sappy poem on it.

"Ready?" Matsuri asked Kaisen, fixing his hair and giving him a red rose.

"Yep," Kaisen said, grabbing the flowers, and taking a well made cooked spaghetti plate he bought from a store in his other hand.

"Let's go!" Matsuri called out, smiling happily, knowing that Sakura wouldn't be able to resist Kaisen.

'Heh… even I think that Kaisen is attractive. If this doesn't work out, then I'm going to make him mine…' Matsuri thought.

She led him to Sakura's house, and knocked on her door. Matsuri hid behind a bush, watching Kaisen wait there patiently.

"Coming!" Sakura's voice called out, opening the door.

She opened the door, and immediately had a look of disgust on her face.

"What are you doing here?" she spat at him.

"Sakura-chan, my darling… Roses are red… violets are blue… I am so hot… and so are you!" Kaisen said, putting on a flirty face.



Sakura's face turned into a face of disgust, a face that showed she wanted to puke, and a face that showed that she wanted to punch him.

"I'll give you three seconds… one…" Sakura said.

"But my Cherry Blossom!" Kaisen pleaded.

"Two…" Sakura counted.

"Sakura-hime!" Kaisen tried, also trying to put on a puppy pout face.

"THREE!" Sakura shouted, about to punch the living daylights out of him.

Twenty minutes later, Kaisen laid on the ground, in a pile of broken limbs and bruises.

"Kaisen-kun! Why does she hate you?!" Matsuri shouted at him.

Kaisen stared at her before tapping his finger against his head saying, "Well… it may have been from when I grabbed her bottom…"

Matsuri slapped him over the head and shouted into his ear, "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT SHE HATED YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEEPING TOM?!"

Kaisen's eyes had swirls in them, and shouted back, "BECAUSE NOW I CAN'T HEAR!"

"IDIOT!" Matsuri screamed at the boy, before 'trying' to throw him across town.

Instead, she couldn't even lift him.

"How much do you weigh?!" Matsuri shouted, trying to pull him up.

"I'm only 129 pounds, I think that you're just out of shape," Kaisen said, trying to get out whatever was keeping him from hearing.

"Oh well… so… wanna go out?" Matsuri asked him, batting her eyelashes.

"No," Kaisen said, grinning and leaving her. He walked away, staring at Sakura's apartment, before leaving.



'Well… plan 9 didn't work to well…' Matsuri thought before sitting on the ground.

Me: Alright, just two more chapters!

Sakura: OH YEAH!

Ino: Than you'll put up one SaiSaku, than two SasuSakus, and then one ItaSaku.

Hinata: SaiSaku is in Sai's P.O.V. A sneak peak is: Sai makes a list of why he loves Sakura.

Tenten: The first SasuSaku is called like, 'At least he cares' or something like that, than the second one is Sakura vs. Karin.

Temari: Than the ItaSaku one will probably be a high school one.

Me: Well, we'll see you next time!