Chapter 11:

Back to Relevance

Walking still, Tsukune Aono and Deadpool had now finally reached their ticket out of Hell. The only problem was that the two had no idea if the portal would take them back to where they wanted to go. With a little hesitation...Deadpool pushed Tsukune head-first into the mysterious portal, and proceeded to jump in after him. The pair seemed to be sliding on a never-ending slide of time and trippy colors.

"BEST RIDE EVER!" Deadpool screamed out loud.

"I just hope this works..." Tsukune thought to himself.

All of a sudden a giant flash of white engulfed our heroes, then they vanished. When the light cleared, Tsukune opened his eyes to find two figures fighting each other. Those two were none other than Moka Akashiya and Aqua Shuzen! They had finally made it back to Fairy Tale after all of the bullshit chapters they had to put up with! Tsukune felt joy and concern at the same time; while he was glad to be back, he was kind of shocked to see Moka and Aqua butting heads.

"Wait... are they fighting because of...oh yeah..." Tsukune had just remembered that Kurumu and Mizore had both been murdered. "OH MY GOD, NO!" Tsukune yelled as he approached the fighting siblings, taking Moka's side as he began attacking the black devil herself. "RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!" Tsukune yelled as he kept beating the ever-loving daylight out of Aqua.

"Seriously! Where the hell did you come from aiya!?" Aqua yelled her question.

"I just went to hell and got mind-controlled like a bitch! I'm a little peeved right now!" Tsukune said. "Not to mention there was the whole "killing my friends" thing, which was not to pleasant by the way!". "Jesus even when he's trying to be angry he sounds like a goody-goody! HEY TSUKUNE!" Deadpool yelled. "WHAT!?" Tsukune yelled back. "TELL HER SHE'S AN ASSHOLE!" Deadpool replied. Tsukune faced his opponent dead-on, "You're an asshole!". "Good one Tsukune!" Deadpool yelled.

Tsukune and Aqua jumped back, Tsukune of course going to Inner Moka's side. He faced his silver-haired lover girl as if they hadn't seen each other in years. Her blood-red eyes piercing both his blue and purple ones. Seriously, if you don't get that, read the goddamn wiki! I mean that's what I did to write this chapt... I mean um...

"Moka..." Tsukune sighed.

"Tsukune..." Inner Moka sighed.

"STOP IT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! THAT'S NOT CANNON IN THIS STORY!" Deadpool yelled in the background.

"Moka." Tsukune said. "I'm sorry about leaving you, I just wanted to protect you." Inner Moka said with small tears traveling down her face. "I'll protect you Moka, I always will. You've done so much for me, and now I think it's time I returned the favor." Tsukune wiped the tears from Moka's eyes. "Oh for Christ's sake! F**** her already!" Deadpool can be heard once again. Tsukune put both of his hands on Moka's shoulders, "Now let's make sure that Fairy Tale doesn't get away with... HMAGH!" Tsukune yelled as he received a dimension sword to the back, killing him instantly. Tsukune's lifeless body fell right to the ground... oh my God did you really think I was serious? TROLOLOLOLOLOL!

Tsukune faced Aqua once again, countering her every punch and kick. The two were equally matched, however due to Tsukune's fights and adventures in Hell he was being very sloppy. Not to mention that his lack of combat experience didn't help either as Aqua kept finding holes in Tsukune's defense, making her mark whenever she could. Tsukune began being tossed around like a rag doll on crack...what the hell did I just say? Oh yeah.

"It's over, human...Aiya." Aqua said as she stabbed Tsukune with her dimension sword.

"Way...to break...immersion..." Tsukune said as he gripped Aqua's arm, bleeding immensely while he did it. Tsukune felt a sharp pain go through his right arm, he turned his head to notice that his arm was starting to show some sort of black spikes on it. Without thinking too much about it he used his spiky arm to shove Aqua away from him, removing the dimension sword in the process. Tsukune knelt on the ground, examining his arm and using his free arm to cover the dimension wound, while he sipped a dimension soda and ate a dimension burger.

"I can't believe I'm seeing this!" Tsukune said to himself.

"Yeah me either! You look even more stupid than before!" Deadpool said.

Aqua began laughing maniacally,

"You're done human...or should I say...ghoul!" Aqua laughed again.

"What!?" Tsukune asked.

"You have Alucard's blood flowing through your veins! Your body will soon submit to Alucard's influence, making you a full ghoul!" Aqua explained. "Even with my step-sister's blood, you can't escape his grasp! Once he awakens, you'll become a mindless monster! Then Moka will leave you and have a perfect Lesbian life with me! No I'm not taking that back this time! Aiya!" Aqua laughed evilly once again.

"I F***cking knew it!"

"Shut up Deadpool!" Tsukune yelled. He turned to Inner Moka who had a giant look of guilt on her face. "I guess Aqua's right...but I won't let that get in my way!" Tsukune thought to himself. Aqua once again charged at Tsukune with her dimension sword, ready to deal the final blow. Will he survive, or will he die a horrible, terrible, disgusting, brutal, awesome, sexlicious, death? Find out in the last saga of DPOTA: Till Death Do We...Um...

End

Thought I had gone off and died didn't ya'?

OHOAC:

Hello and sorry! Yeah I actually didn't read the actual manga to write this section, I literally used the wiki. So I'm sorry in case I screwed anything up, however I changed a few elements of it so you should know that this isn't meant to be a perfect 1 to 1 translation of the manga story. However that doesn't mean I won't be picking up issue 12. I just need a free day, that's just all I need. Oh and the money too.

I hope to see you next time for the beginning of the end!