Narufan4ev: Okay don't kill!! For I have an offering!
Naruto: Ya sure you do…
Narufan4ev: No, I'm serious!! An extra long CHAPTER!!WHOA!
Sasuke: We shall see…
Narufan4ev: Hmph, bastard…
Sasuke: Thank you.
A sigh slipped past Naruto's lips as he turned over on to his side for the 15th time in a half an hour. Why was Naruto so restless you ask? Well, quite frankly… he was bored. He had been there for a day now and nothing had happened! I mean not even torturing?! Aren't they even going to question me? Something?! Naruto sat up suddenly with another dramatic sigh. Wait why do I have a bed? Shouldn't be like chained to wall or something?(A/N: Kinky ) I wouldn't expect anything less from these guys…
Naruto pouted before getting rid of the idea. It's not like he'd ever been a prisoner before so how would he know? He stood from his bed and sat on the ground cross-legged. He always could concentrate better when he was closer to the ground… He sat on the cold stone ground and leaned on the light blue wall with his eyes closed in a meditative state.
Okay, escape plan… well as far as I know I'm in… a building… of sorts. And I don't know how far away from the forest I am… and I'm basically screwed… fantastic, was what was running through Naruto's head at the moment. He opened his eyes with yet another sigh. He slumped against the wall and let his head slump back as he thought of different plans. He snapped out of his reverie when he heard footsteps coming down the hall. They weren't Sasuke's because first of all: Sasuke didn't wear high-heels and second, Sasuke wasn't that light. He snapped to full attention when his door opened with a creak. I stared at what I saw.
A girl with shockingly pink hair and bright green eyes popped her head through the doorway. They stood (and sat) there staring at each other for before a frown appeared on the girl's face. She stepped fully into the room to show that she was wearing a maid's outfit and had a small figure. She eyed was more over before she huffed angrily.
"You're what my Sasuke-kun's been paying so much attention to?" she said angrily. "Ugh, what's so special about you!?"
"Um, who are you?" Naruto asked a little put off. I mean it's not like he wanted to be here anyways and she comes up yelling at him? What the heck?
"I am Sakura Haruno, future wife to Sasuke Uchiha and don't you forget that!" she said glaring at him and exaggerating every word with a point of her finger. "But I wouldn't expect some savage boy to know any of that."
Okay that threw Naruto over the edge. This (female dog in colorful language) had the audacity to call him a savage when her own voice resembled that of a monkey?! Hoe dare she! Naruto jumped to his feet angrily. "What did you just call me?"
"Hmph, you heard me savage," she just didn't know when to stop, did she? "I don't see why Sasuke-kun doesn't just burn down the whole forest. All I've learned about you people is that you're slackers who lie around the forest. You don't even have money!"
"Listen lady I don't know what your problem is but I think you need some medication for so go away and come back when it's gone," Naruto said, anger bubbling up inside him. This girl was about one word a away from being beaten- I mean having a serious scolding… one so hot it'll burn her to a crisp!- no wait…
"What?!" she screeched making Naruto wince at the pitch. He had very sensitive ears. Sakura was basically fuming now.
"I don't need this right now… I'm in a very foul mood and you're really testing my patience and my beliefs," Naruto said simply as he calmly sat back on the floor. Okay Naruto, go to your happy place… happy place…
"I still don't see what makes you so special other then your extreme rudeness," Sakura hissed. Naruto just scoffed at her statement and was about to answer when the rooms door opened once again to reveal Sasuke carrying a tray. Sakura turned towards him with puppy eyes clung to his arm in an instant, not spilling the food. "Oh, Sasuke-kun! You should've heard what this ingrate said to me! He was so horrible!"
"Hn," was Sasuke's reply as he set the tray down in front of Naruto. It was the normal meal of miso ramen, water, and some vegan bread (store bought). Naruto smiled up at him and began to eat. Sasuke just smirked back at him, wrenched his arm from Sakura's vice grip, and sat down in front of him.
"Um, Sasuke-kun what are you doing?" Sakura asked stunned. He just looked up at her with a blank expression.
"Oh, ya Sakura they need you in the kitchen or something," he said as an after thought before turning back to Naruto completely ignoring her. She stood there stunned looking between Naruto and Sasuke before glaring at Naruto, stomping out of the room and slamming the door shut. "(sigh) So annoying…"
"What is her problem?" Naruto asked through mouths of ramen. "I mean she comes in here yelling at me for being here! What the heck?"
"Ya she's just a little weird. I don't know why she hasn't been fired yet, she hardly works anyways," Sasuke said tiredly.
"And apparently she's your future wife so you'd better watch out," Naruto continued with a giggle and moving onto the bread.
"Ya, she's delusional along with most of the girls around here," Sasuke said. Naruto's ears perked at this.
"So where are we?" Naruto asked as if it was an everyday question. Sasuke glanced at him with a smirk.
"It would defeat the whole purpose of not having windows if I told you," Sasuke said.
"What, why?!" Naruto whined.
"It's a precaution. We don't know what kind of powers you guys might have," Sasuke said leaning back on a wall and closing his eyes.
"Whatever, I probably don't need it anyways!" Naruto said childishly and glancing at Sasuke's still form. His dark bangs were covering his closed eyes and his chest went up and down showing he was in deep relaxation. Naruto could tell it wasn't very often Sasuke let his guard down just from looking at his eyes… Naruto blushed when he realized he had been staring and quickly tried to start a conversation. "So I can see why you hang out in here if everybody is like that."
"Yep, so far you're the least annoying person so far, other then my brother, and that's saying something," Sasuke answered opening one eye a crack and a hint of a smirk on his face again. "And plus there aren't many boys around here my age. So it was either this or hang out with Itachi who is always busy."
"Must be lonely," Naruto commented.
"Nah, I'm used to it and plus tormenting you is fun," Sasuke said as he stood up and picked up the empty tray.
"HEY!"
"See ya later," Sasuke said before winking teasingly and leaving the room with a rather miffed and flustered Naruto.
Narufan4ev: Once again I am so sorry this is late but don't you fear!! NEVER AGAIN!!
Sasuke: I bet she won't last.
Naruto: I'll take that bet!
Narufan4ev: You're all against me!!
Sasuke: Ya and?
Narufan4ev: WAAAAHHHH!! (runs out of the room crying)
Naruto: Well, come back here 4/26/08 (hopefully)!