"One small step for man, one giant leap for humanity!"-Glen Armstrong, who walked on the moon, in reference to Heero's attempt at minimizing his fuck-up with Relena…on the sly, of course.
CAVE DRACONIS DORMIENS
Email excerpt from Dorlian Residence, Sanq Kingdom, to Oxford University, England.
To: jperkinson mc.oxford. edu
From: yuy sanq. gov
Re: Vice Minister Relena Peacecraft-Dorlian Meeting
Subject: Scheduling a Meeting
Mr. Perkinson,
On behalf of my client, Relena Dorlian-Peacecraft, I would like to extend my condolences on the outcome of your initial meeting several days ago. My client might be further interested in meeting with you to discuss some legislation that is pending in the World Senate. Please contact me which time slot will fit in well with you: Monday, January 8 330-430pm, Thursday, January 11th 12-215pm, or Sunday, January 14th 9-11am.
Thank you for your prompt cooperation,
H. Yuy
Bodyguard to Vice Minister
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Return email excerpt from Oxford University, England to Dorlian Residence, Sanq Kingdom.
To: yuy sanq. gov
From: jperkinson mc.oxford. edu
Re: Vice Minister Relena Peacecraft-Dorlian Meeting
Subject: Meeting
Is this a joke? I have never, to my knowledge, met with Ms. Dorlian. Kindly take your joke emails to another professor. Yuy? Wasn't he one of those gundam pilots?
I'm sure you thought your joke was funny, but I have too much to do already on my hands. Kindly don't clutter up my email box with your juvenile pranks.
Regards,
Professor Perkinson
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To: jperkinson mc.oxford. edu
From: yuy sanq. gov
Re: Vice Minister Relena Peacecraft-Dorlian Meeting
Subject: Scheduling a Meeting
Let me assure you, this is not a joke. Nor were my professional apologies for any rough treatment you might have undergone. As the Head of the Vice Minister's security, I take her security very seriously. Your meeting with her occurred during an undercover operation at the local Sanq Mall. Please reply to my query on your compliance with her hours of availability.
-Yuy
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To: yuy sanq. gov
From: jperkinson mc.oxford. edu
Re:Vice Minister Relena Peacecraft-Dorlian Meeting
Subject: Meeting
Mr.Yuy,
The only remarkable thing that has happened to me this week was my unfortunate luck in babysitting one of my nieces, and my further misfortune in taking her to the mall, where she offended several people…
In regards to your apology, are we speaking of the short, angry Asian man who slammed me into a wall? I've a bruise on my tailbone that's making it very hard to sit down for my office hours…so thanks, but how the hell did you find me anyway? I guess that I'll accept your apology…I think.
On that note, I will bid you good day. I have papers and midterms to grade…
-Prof. Perkins
PS: my office hours are Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 2-4pm. If this isn't a joke, stop by?
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Email excerpt from Dorlian Residence, Sanq Kingdom, to Oxford University, England.
To: jperkinson mc.oxford. edu
From: yuy sanq. gov
Re: Vice Minister Relena Peacecraft-Dorlian Meeting
Subject: Scheduling a Meeting
Affirmative. Confirmed Monday, 1530 hours.
-Yuy
I don't think all these "emails" formatted right, but I tried to fix them. The stupid "at" signs won't display for some reason...DANGIT. Just imagine they're there, won't you? Review with your thoughts anyway, thanks!
Cheers!