A/N: Hello!! Sorry for the wait! Anyway, thank you so much for reading my story and for your reviews!! And please excuse my grammar mistakes…XD Read on to find out what happened to Neji!!
Summary: It's been 4 years since Sasuke left Konaha. Sakura is now the top Kunoichi in her village, not to mention the most beautiful. When Sasuke comes back home will Sakura be able to love him again? Read to find out; reviews are appreciated!
Pairings: Main-SakuXSasu
Other: NaruXHina, NejiXTen, ShikaXIno,
Slight: KakXAnko, JiraiyaXTsunade
Word- Flashback 'Word'- Thoughts
Note: I decided I would do 1 reviewer for the disclaimer cause……well, I just felt like it.
Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover- The reviewer and characters for this chappie are: CherryBlossom.moon/ and the Uchiha brothers!!!
Itachi- Wait…I thought I was dead?
Sam- Well, you did die; but in the STORY part, not the DISCLAIMER part
Itachi- OHHH!!
CherryBlossom.moon- Can you bake Sam and I some muffins Itachi? –puppy pouts-
Sam- YA!! Muffins!! Pwease Itachi-kun?!
Sasuke- Hn.
Itachi- -sigh- Fine, where's my apron?
Sasuke- -smirks- Here it is. –holds up a pink frilly apron-
Itachi- -takes the apron and walks into the kitchen-
CherryBlossom.moon- Sasuke how long have you been here?
Sasuke- For a while now…
Itachi- Ok, the muffins are done!!
Sam- How did you do that so fast?
Itachi- I used my Easy Bake Oven!!!!!
CherryBlossom.moon/Sasuke/Sam- (Sweat-drop) Ooookaaaayyyy
Sam- Can we do the disclaimer now?!!
Itachi- After everyone gets a muffin
-Everyone takes a muffin-
CherryBlossom.moon- NOW can we say it Itachi-kun?
Itachi- -smiles- Yep!
CherryBlossom.moon/Sasuke/Itachi- Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover- does NOT OWN NARUTO!!
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Recap:
Just then, a squirrel appeared next to the window Neji was sitting next to and Neji screamed like girl when he saw it and hid behind Tenten.
"Well, -giggle- too bad –giggle- Neji!!" said Sakura.
'Oh, crap' thought Neji as he tried to sit back in his chair.
"Ok, this is what happened……" began Sakura.
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Flashback
It was a wonderful day. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, all of the little creatures in the forest were just waking up... (Oh screw that let's see what Sakura and Neji are doing…)
Said ninja were sitting near a river in their camp, eating breakfast. Neji finished eating before Sakura so he began brushing his hair trying to make it less frizzy. (Pretend there is a lot of humidity) (A/N: WOW. That seems too girly for Neji)
"Hey Neji how did you sleep last night?" inquired Sakura as she ate.
Neji looked up from brushing his hair and scowled.
"Three words" He said angrily while clenching his teeth, "I.HATE.SQUIRRELS."
Sakura giggled. "Well, that's what you get after taking your frustration out on a tree; which happens to be the home to a few squirrels" she replied.
"A few?!" Neji asked angrily, "There were thousands trying to KILL me in my sleep!!!!!" he screamed.
After Neji cooled down a bit and Sakura stopped herself from having a laughing fit Neji smirked. It wasn't just an ordinary smirk; it was an evil smirk.
Sakura raised an eyebrow in question.
"Neji, why do you look like Naruto when he makes up this weird revenge plan to get revenge against Sasuke?" she inquired.
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"Wait a second guys! I have to use the restroom!" exclaimed Ino.
"Fine but hurry up!" said Sakura. Ino nodded and left.
A few minutes passed by without a word until Sasuke broke it.
"So Naruto, what were some of these plans of yours?" he inquired looking his "friend" straight in the eye.
"Umm w-well I-I uhh, y-you see—"
"Ok I'm back!!!" said Ino skipping back towards her seat.
'Phew!' thought Naruto.
"Ok, now back to the story!!!" said Tenten.
"Alright……" said Sakura beginning again.
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Neji pulled out a sack-full of acorns. "I thought I'd teach those stupid fur balls not to mess with a Hyuuga" he said ending with an evil laugh.
Sakura sighed. "Neji, you better put them back before they try to kill you again" she said as she got up and went inside her tent to get something.
He scoffed, 'Yeah, and Lee has a girlfriend' he thought sarcastically.
After he thought that he Sakura's voice from inside her tent: "Neji, Lee DOES have a girlfriend; she's from Suna"
"Wait, how did you know what I was thinking?" asked a bewildered Neji.
"Because you unconsciously said it out loud while you thought it" stated Sakura.
Before Neji could respond, a huge number of VERY angry squirrels appeared from the bushes and attacked him. He started screaming as the angry creatures were clawing and biting his flesh. (Hence the reason he screamed when he saw the squirrel through the window)
'AHH! My face!! My flawless Hyuuga face is being destroyed!!!!' thought Neji.
Meanwhile in Sakura's Tent
THUMP
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
'Idiot' she thought
'You said it' replied her inner.
'HEY!! Where were you?!'
'I was in Aruba remember?'
'Oh yeah!'
'So, did you miss me?'
'-sigh- Of course I missed you!! I've been stuck with Neji for the past 8 months now'
'AWW! Th- wait Are you two dating?!'
'WHAT?! NO WAY!!! We're just on a 2 year mission!' (Sorry Saku/Neji fans)
'OOHH! Well, from what it sounds like out there I'm guessing he doesn't like squirrels?'
Sakura listened to a couple of Neji's shouts from outside her tent.
"DAMN SQUIRRELS!! GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!"
"AHHHHH!! MY FACE!!!"
"STOP BEFORE I GO ALL NINJA ON YOU!!" (A/N: HAHAHA I couldn't resist putting that in there ;-) )
'Wow. Who knew a bag of nuts would get such adorable creatures as made as they are now'
"SA-KU-RA!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
'UHH, I'm no genius but I think that's our cue to go and save him'
Sakura rushed out of her tent only to stop dead in her tracks and almost laugh herself to death.
In only a few feet away from her was THE Neji Hyuuga; the famous Hyuuga Genius getting beat up buy little forest creatures.
When she quickly recovered, Sakura ran over to t he bag of nuts and pumped some chakra into her hands and threw the bag as far away from them as possible.
A few moments later, the squirrels disappeared, apparently running after their precious nuts; leaving a VERY bruised Neji behind on the ground.
Sakura quickly ran over to Neji to inspect the damage and noticed he had a look of horror written all over his face. His hands were shacking, his eyes were twitching and Neji kept mumbling something about evil little monsters and ways on how to kill them.
When he noticed Sakura healing his body, Neji became more relaxed than he was in these past few minutes. He sighed, and tried to forget what just happened.
"Th- thank y-you Sa- kura…" then everything went black.
End of Flashback
Everyone sat in silence...
For a few moments no one spoke, they all just had a huge grin on their face except Neji. (Yes, even Sasuke)
Then, another squirrel appeared next to the same window and Neji shrieked and hid under the table. As if on cue, everyone started laughing their heads off.
Tenten pulled Neji from under the table and hugged him affectionately.
"Don't worry Neji-kun, we still love you; no matter what you fear" she said comforting him then giving him a kiss.
Meanwhile, Naruto just gawked at Sasuke in astonishment.
"What are you looking at dobe?" asked an annoyed Sasuke.
He didn't respond. "Naruto-kun, what's wrong?" asked Hinata.
"I-he-he laughed! HE actually laughed Hinata-chan!!" exclaimed Naruto.
"So? I can laugh whenever I want to" retorted Sasuke as he and Sakura stood up.
"Where are you two going?" inquired Shikamaru.
TBC……………………………….
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A/N: There!! Done!!! WHOO!!!! That was a lot of typing! Thanx for reading and I promise I will update again as soon as I can!!!! Plz Review!!
CherryBlossom.moon- Yay!!! It's finally done!!!!!!!!
Sasuke- It didn't have much of me though…
CherryBlossom.moon- So?? It was finding out what happened to Neji-kun!
Itachi- Who wants more muffins!??!
Everyone- I DO!!!!!!!!!!
Sam- Ok guys, time to say bye!!
Sam/Itachi/CherryBlossom.moon/Sasuke- Good-bye everyone!!! Plz Review!!!
