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"Speaking English"

"Still speaking Japanese"

'Thoughts'

"Kyuu"

Chapter XI

The Anbu Pair

Sakura threw her arms around the shocked Naruto.

"Sakura why are you here?" He asked hesitantly. Her timing could not have been worse. Sakura looked him meaningfully into the eye.

"I missed you that's why." She smiled sweetly and once again hugged the blonde ninja.

Naruto glanced at his partner from over his girlfriend's shoulders. He got a sinking feeling when Sasuke averted his gaze and refused to look at him.

Harry sighed. He had forgotten that Naruto had a girlfriend. She was going to cause trouble.

Hermione who was oblivious clapped her hands together giddily and spoke.

"So this is your girlfriend Naruto. She's so pretty!" Hermione said happily. Naruto sighed as Sakura got up and instantly struck up a conversation with Hermione.

It was then that the two Akatsuki came up from behind Sasuke. Hidan ruffled the Uchiha's hair causing him to scowl. Hidan smirked.

"Why the long face Uchiha?" Sasuke gained an impassive look. He then jabbed his thumb in Akatsuki's direction.

"Why don't you ask him that?" Hidan shivered when he sensed the extremely dark aura coming from Deidara. He followed his partner's gaze and gasped when it landed on the female ninja.

"Oh fuck shit," He cursed out loud in English, seizing only slightly the attention of Harry. It was no rare feat for Hidan to swear after all but something in his tone sounded desperate. Hidan turned to Naruto and asked hastily. "Why the hell is she here?"

Naruto's eyes widened when he remembered. But it was too late, before he could act, Deidara had grabbed Sakura and thrown her to the floor. Hermione gasped in horror as did several other people who were watching.

Deidara glared mercilessly back down at Sakura.

"What the hell are you doing here?" He snarled every tone he uttered was coated in sheer loathing.

Sakura looked in shock at the blonde standing in front of her.

"N…No way," She stuttered.

"Yeah way." He knelt in front of her and grabbed her collar pulling her terrified face towards his. "Now mind answering my question"

Naruto got up to help his girlfriend but was stopped by a horrid screech that resounded through the once silent hall.

"DEIDARA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Umbrige was standing in the large doorway, looking outraged. She began pacing towards the ninjas.

"How dare you attack such an innocent young lady?"

"Innocent? Right. It's actually quite easy, un." He answered. "Like this, un." He brought back his foot to kick her.

Sakura winced expecting pain, in his state there was no way that Deidara would hold back on a kick but the pain never came. The two figures of Sasuke and Nauto had rushed in front of her, protecting Sakura.

Harry blinked. How had they moved so fast?

"That's enough Deidara," Sasuke said impassively.

"That's for me to say, un." He snarled in reply.

"I know it was her fault, but think about your cover!" Naruto stated exasperatedly. The other blonde did not hesitate he just spat back.

"I don't care about my fucking cover. She killed SASORI! Why should I be nice to her, un!"

Harry glanced at his friends. They had all recognized one word in that sentence. If the mysterious Sasori was involved then the situation had to be bad. Harry then stole a glance at Hidan and almost lost his balance when he saw that he was smiling to himself.

'He's totally enjoying this.' Harry thought.

Umbrige finally managed to regain her composure.

"Detention Mr. Deidara," She said curtly. Deidara rolled his eyes.

'Not this again' Hidan suddenly broke out into sadistic laughter.

"That's to bad Deidara."

"You too Mr. Hidan." Hidan stopped laughing and stared incredulously at Umbrige.

"What! Why me?"

"Mr. Hidan, you may not have been part of this, but you made no motion to stop your friend." Hidan rolled his eyes.

"You wouldn't want to fucking stop him either if you know this fucking bitch!" He said jabbing his finger at Sakura who had finally stood up and was leaning into Naruto's arms for support.

Sasuke rolled his eyes at this.

'What a drama queen.'

"Mr. Hidan I would watch my language if I were you, unless you would like more detention." Umbrige said, returning to her sickening role.

"If you think I'm gonna turn up there and let you fucking cut my fucking hand open you got another thing coming bitch!"

Everyone gasped. Umbrige simply smiled.

"That is another day's detention. I hope to see you next week or you will have to take more punishments." With this she spun around and waddled out of the room.

Deidara sighed and suddenly turned back to Sasuke and Naruto.

"Neh, take care of her will you." He said sweetly. Hidan smirked from his partner's side. "Wouldn't want her getting hurt now would we?" He said sarcastically.

They both smirked evilly, the darkness of their true professions slipping into their gazes only slightly, before walking out of the Great Hall with all eyes upon them.

A week passed and everything finally cooled down slightly. By then thousands of rumors had been spread about the events that occurred in the Great Hall. Most of them involved Deidara and Sakura as a recent couple. These made Sakura angry and Deidara nothing short of livid. Anyone who even dared utter such a thought was punched mercilessly by either Sakura or Deidara.

Naruto sighed. Even though nothing had happened since then he still felt uncomfortable.

Naruto and his partner had not managed to speak to each other all week. But this time it was not a matter of ignorance but that of interference.

Sakura seemed to be everywhere. She would watch Naruto like a hawk and always have some sort of dilemma whenever Sasuke came close.

Naruto stopped abruptly when he saw his partner just ahead.

"Oi, Sasu…"

"Naruto! Do you want to come with me to lunch?" Sakura said coming up and linking arms with him.

Naruto looked in surprise at his girlfriend but smiled anyway. "Sure."

Harry, Ron and Hermione watched everything from behind the ninjas.

"Is it just me or is Sakura trying to get between Naruto and Sasuke?" Hermione asked confusedly.

"It's not just you Ron. She is." Harry answered disdainfully. He didn't like her much, mainly because of her position.

"But why would she do that?" Hermione asked thoughtfully.

"Ah…that might be my fault…." Ron trailed. Harry and Hermione instantly looked at the redhead.

"Ronald." Hermione said sweetly.

"What did you do?" Harry finished for her.

Ron looked away from both of them and answered.

"I may have let it slip that…about the boggart incident and the…hugging….."

"RON!" Both Harry and Hermione shouted instantly.

"What?"

Deidara and Hidan smirked. They were sitting on one of the walls in the courtyard and had of course heard every word the golden trio had said.

"They're so childish." Hidan said absent mindedly.

"Like you're one to talk, un." Hidan rolled his eyes and punched his partner in the arm.

"It doesn't matter anymore."

"Who're you kidding, un?"

"I'm serious."

"Ok whatever. Hey look who it is un." Hidan looked down to see a girl with pink hair running along the courtyard. She was once again looking for a certain blonde. He sighed when he saw Deidara jump from the wall and land right in front of her.

Deidara looked Sakura in the face, his face still full of loathing. Everyone around tensed when they saw the two together.

Deidara smirked.

"You don't play fair bitch,"

I know it's short but I was stressed. Life is stressing and right now my internet is being a pain in the ass.

I hope you liked it anyway.