"...r, p! Durp!" said Leon.
Claire shook her head. "Durp isn't a word, Leon," she said.
"Well if it isn't a word, why is everyone using it?" asked Leon, smirking.
Claire sighed, removing the letter pieces he'd just put down from the Scrabble board. "Just because people say it, doesn't mean it's a word...it just means they're idiots," she said.
"Calling me an idiot?" asked Leon.
"Well, you DID think durp was a word...and, you know, you misspelled 'uniform'," she said.
Leon raised a brow. "No I didn't, I had all the letters," he said, searching the board.
Claire pointed the word out in a second. "Yeah, you had the letters and spelled out 'unifrom'," she said.
"Why didn't you mention this before?" asked Leon as he rearranged the letters.
"Well, you know," Claire said, smiling, "I figured you weren't an idiot and would figure it out."
"I'm not an idiot, it was a mistake," said Leon.
"Basically, that moment was the definition of durp?" she asked, grinning.
Leon threw his arms up in victory. "Yes! And if it has a definition, that makes it a word! Which gives me twelve points, and puts me ahead of your score!" he shouted. He took the letters back and reformed the word. "HA! SO THERE!" he said.
Claire sighed. "Idiot," she said.
"Says the loser," mocked Leon. He looked at her and grinned, enjoying the angry look on her face. "Doesn't it suck that the letter bag's empty, and you only have..." he counted all of her letter chips and grinned again, "five chips. Seriously, the game's over, and for once I won," he said.
"Not yet, you haven't," said Claire, staring at her letters.
"Claire, come on, you can't make a word with five letters, so just admit it...you lost. You actually lost a game of Scrabble. I bet Chris is gonna be happy when he hears this!" said Leon.
Claire glared up at him, then back to the board. She took four of her letters and placed them on the board. She took the score paper and wrote 'win" then got up and walked towards the bedroom, slamming the door behind her.
Leon laughed as she left, then looked down at the board. His smile faded when he read the word 'couch', getting the hint instantly.