This chapter is being posted later in the day than usual isn't it? Oh well, I'm feeling distinctly un-inspired today.
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors.
Up in StarClan…
"Everyone must try this plant!" the brown cat yowled.
"What are you talking about, Thunderstar?"
"This is a wonderful plant! If everyone ate it, there would be peace and prosperity for all time."
"Thunderstar, what are you doing?" Bluestar's voice boomed across the clearing.
"Well, I found this great plant on the island when I went there to calm all the Clan cats down. Try it, it's delicious!"
"Well, if it will stop your annoying begging."
"Yay!"
Bluestar's eyes widened as the delicious taste flooded her mouth. "Must… eat… more!"
And that's how StarClan got infected.
Back on the island…
The stevia-fied cats began wailing in terror, while the others simply thought, why are they so scared? He's only a kit!"
"My first order as restored ShadowClan leader will be… shut up!"
Everyone fell silent. "Kit killer!" an unknown cat yowled.
Brokenkit was so shocked he committed suicide. He was indeed a kit killer.
"And now I will be the leader!" Tigerkit scrambled up the tree. "My first order as restored leader will be-"
"Mate killer!" another unknown cat yowled.
Tigerkit was so surprised that he fell out of the tree and broke the neck of a random cat's mate.
"And now I will be leader!" Maplekit scrambled up the tree. "My first order as leader will be-"
"Kit drowner!"
Maplekit was so shocked she fell out of the tree, fell into the water, and drowned.
"Hooray!" the crazed cats cheered, while the normal cats just stared, (they seem to do that alot) wondering what had gotten into them.
Hope that wasn't horrible. As I said in the first authors note, I'm feeling uninspired. By the way, I'm up for suggestions on which cats should eat stevia! Yay!
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