Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall?

by The Man in the White Coat

Join me as I attempt to write the greatest Naruto fan ficiton ever! Of course, it would be easier if the protagonist did not know he was in a fan fiction and refused to cooperate

11. I'm Pretty Sure This Might Be a Hook?

Naruto opened the door to his apartment and was not surprised in the least to see the masked ANBU standing there; still did not stop him from pinching the bridge of his nose to ward off the inevitable migraine.

Holding a hand to stop the elite ninja from speaking, he let out a sigh. "She went outside naked again?" he asked in the manner of someone well accustomed to something that others would find to be completely insane but to the individual was no more novel than tying his or her shoes.

"No," the praying mantis ANBU answered.

Naruto looked up, giving the ninja a strange glance. Could it be she was finally learning?

"She stripped as soon as she entered the restaurant," the ANBU said. Of course, she did.

Time suddenly froze and a robed skeleton stood there.

TIME IS DETERIORATING, Death observed. He snapped two phalanges. LET'S GET BACK TO THE PRESENT. THIS SEQUEL HASN'T EVEN BEEN WRITTEN YET.