Hello, as a fellow fan and devotee to the Kingdom Hearts Universe, a kind warning is needed: if you wish not to find out information about Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix, Kingdom Hearts II: Re: Chain of Memories and the upcoming Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, do not read any further as quite a few details are used in this, though there are some details that are not true.
Disclaimer on my profile, 'If I had a heart, this is where I would die of laughter.' enjoy!
Saïx VII – The Luna Diviner
AXEL! ROXAS! That idiotic pyromaniac and his buddy, it's a good thing that they decided to curl my hair, instead of dying it….
Why is Axel so happy? I asked him about it and what I get is a rhetorical answer…He has no heart, yet he acts has if he has one, there is something special about Roxas….
After Roxas left it seems that Axel has gone rogue, with the plan in place, nothing can be left for error…Sora must be warned of Axel's plan…
Now that the Keyblade wielder knows his place, as with that weak witch Maleficent, the plan will move forward as per Xemnas' plan….
You must be desperate to kidnap one of the Princesses of Light, Axel…even with your attempt it will not awaken Roxas. That foolish girl, even with Naminé's help you won't escape… this is impossible, Xemnas' Heartless, I will report this to him.
Finally, I can destroy them…Oh, beautiful moon of Kingdom Hearts, lend me your strength…
No…please Kingdom Hearts give me back my heart…please….
Gah, this guy is Krazy strong...I hate his stupid Berserker nobodies...