Aight. We got some real plot this chapter! Remember... Pics will keep being uploaded as more of the story is typed. In fact, there's a pic just for this chapter that I'll probably upload this weekend. Just go to deviantart and look me up as untalented101.
Disclaimer: *zombie moan* *dies...again*
WARNINGS: ANGST, LONG ASS RANTS, and language.
Chapter 11: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
In which: You will fecking bawl your eyes out.
England: *starting to wake up* Woah... my head... Where am I?
China: Oh! You're awake, aru!
England: No shit Sherlock...
China: We need you to summon Liechtenstein, aru.
England: When did I get here? … Did you bloody kidnap me?
China: You went willingly, aru. You were about to summon everyone. Then you passed out.
England: Twat. I was drunk wasn't I?
China: Yes. Now summon the girl, aru!
England: Well I'm not gonna! You kidnapped me, wanker!
Austria: You'd better summon her immediately or I have a feeling Switzerland will beat you with his peace prize when he wakes up.
England: You're in on this too?
China: You opium asshole! Summon her already.
England: Fine! Fine! *mumbles* The peace prize bloody hurts anyway...
Austria: Yes. It does indeed.
England: I need some chalk. Anybody got any chalk?
Korea: CHALK ORIGINATES FROM ME, DA-ZEE!
England: Give me some chalk then! And go home!
China: Oh fu-
Korea: *calmly gives England chalk* *turns to China* Hyung...
China: *whimpers*
Korea: DA-ZEE! *tackle-hugs China* I CLAIM THESE BREASTS~! *gropes China's chest*
England: I SAID GO HOME!
Korea: YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME! *gropes England* BRITISH BREASTS~!
Austria: STOP! Korea, go. Home. England, summon Liechtenstein. Now. Hurry, before Swissy wakes up.
England: *takes chalk and draws a circle thing* Okay. *rolls up sleeves and pulls out spell-book* Dumble-Dora The Explora Wicked Magic Shakespeare Tragic Harry Potter Little Rotter Jack Latoya Janet Michael Merlin's Beard and Something Weird!
Austria: *gasps as room lights up*
China: Aru! Now it's my turn to help! *Naruto-esque hand poses* Aiyaaaaah! *hair dramatically floating*
SUDDENLY: Liechtenstein, Poland, Lithuania, Russia, and all assorted creatures fall from glowing hole in the ceiling.
Austria: *is smushed by mass of creatures* Aughk!
Poland: …? Sprinkles, why are you at Austria's? It's like, totally miles away!
Sprinkles: *neigh*
Russia: Where did the sunflowers go? *sad face*
Lichy: Are... Are we... at Mr. Austria's house? Where's bruder? *blink blink* Of Mr. Austria?
China: Well that was unexpected, aru.
America: *suddenly* Hey Mum, have you seen- *sees Russia* Oh hey! There you are.
Russia: Sunflower! *happy face*
England: *exhausted from summoning all that* What the heck are all of these creatures doing here? *panting, slumps to sitting position on the floor*
Austria: Mmnphmm!
Swiss: *yawn* Whas... Lili!
Lichy: Bruder!
Lithuania: Where... are we?
Poland: Austria's I think. *Austria pops out from under everything* Speaking off!
Austria: What the hell are all of you doing, falling from my ceiling? We just wanted Liechtenstein!
Swiss: *hugging Lili* Never again.
FMB: No! She's our friend! You can't take her back!
China: Did you hear something, aru?
England: Flying Mint Bunny!
FMB: Oh, so now you notice me. *crosses paws and glares*
England: *taken aback* Wa..?
Sprinkles: Neigh!
Poland: Sprinkles? Like, what's the matter?
Tony: Sprinkles is right, yo! *jumps onto Sprinkle's back and stands*
America: Tony?
Tony: All ya'll been ignoring us, so we kidnapped a nation to get your attention. *mumbles* Fucking limey had to go and ruin it though.
All nations: *gasp*
Kuma: Even Canada's found someone who pays attention to him... We don't have anyone anymore...
Gilbird: Piyo! *angrily*
Russia: *evil aura* Or you could just be friends together, da?
Pookie: *equally evil aura* Or you could just pay attention once in a while, nyan?
Russia: *glare down with Pookie*
Tony: And the really depressing thing is that only one nation realized we were all gone! *points to Poland*
Poland: *flinches* …? *points to himself*
Captain: Arrgh! It was the annoying one that found us!
Pierre: Chirp! Chirp!
America: Heh, I thought Tony ate you Pierre.
Tony: Eat that perverted thing? No thanks. It was all to get your attention. But it didn't fucking work.
America: *woah face* … Tony, I'm so sorry-
Tony: *turns back on America* Tell is to the judge.
FMB: *joins Tony*
Pookie: Nyan. *walks away with FMB and Tony*
Greece's Cat Mob: Meow.
Kuma: Well? Are you going to do anything?
America: B-but Tony...
Tony: *stops walking but doesn't turn around* What? *hatefully*
America: What... What can I do? What can I do to have my best friend back?
Tony: *furious tears in eyes* Really? "Best friend"? I thought that was HIM! *points at Russia*
America: *shakes head* No man, it's different. Nations always form alliances and break them... I may love Ivan as Alfred and not America... But we could be torn apart by war. There's always that chance that we won't be together for long. But with you bro, you're always there. Ever since you crashed at Roswell... Even if we were afraid of each other at first, we've been tight. You're my homie, Tony. Always. I'm sorry if it doesn't seem like it sometimes, but you're my best friend. I don't think I could stand my best bud leaving me. Please come back Tony...
Tony: *silence* … *trembling from tears* C-convince the others... And then I'll come back. *disappears along with all the other creatures*
America: *eyes grow wide* Tony...? *crying* TONY!
England: *staring at where they were* N-no... Flying Mint Bunny... Tink... Hook...
Poland: Sprinkles! Like, no!
China: Panda...
Sealand: What's... What's going on guys?
America: They're... They're gone. They left.
Sealand: Who?
England: Our friends... We have to win them back...
Sealand: Oh... Well, you could always...
WAAAAAH... WHY? SCENE CHANGE...
Don't blame me. D: I didn't want this to happen. It just did. On a funny note... My speelcheck doesn't recognize Sealand as a word. Lul. He just doesn't get a break... Anyway... HOW WAS THAT FOR PLOT?
PEACE OUT HOMIES~