Chapter Eleven

Kang and Kodos found a key shop on the road. They entered it and stepped up to the counter. "Excuse us, do you partake in the reproducing of these door opening devices?" Kang holds up a key.

"Uh...if you mean a key, then yes." The squeaky-voiced teen took the key. "Do you want one copy? Because if you get two you get another one for free."

"Only one, we're in a hurry!" Kang says to the boy. The teen turns and goes through the keys on the wall. Kodos talks about their plan. "This is the most ingenious plan you've ever had, Kang."

"Well, I aim to please! Now, remember the plan: You take a key and obtain a motor vehicle. I take the other and we both move ourselves to Shelbyville."

"Yes! And this plan gives us the better odds at receiving the two million dollars that is in locker 001 of the Shelbyville train station!" They both start to laugh. The squeaky voiced teen was listening the whole time. They stop abruptly. "Where is our key?" Kang says to the boy.

"Here you go." The boy hands them the keys.

A few minutes later, Kang and Kodos are in their car. "Now, you take this one and take a human's transportation." Kang says holding up the keys. He looks at them. "Wait a space minute!" Kang holds up the keys. "These door unlocking devices are not identical!"

"We've been outsmarted, Kang!"

"Never!" Kang slams a tentacle down on the dashboard. "Not by humans, at least." The squeaky voiced teen drives by. "It's the proprietor of the shop! We must commence in a chase of vehicles!" Kang starts the car and follows the teen.

Meanwhile, Patty and Selma have found the sign with graffiti. "Oh, look there it is!" Patty says as she turns right. "2 Million Dollars here we come!" When they finish turning right, they start to go quickly down a hill.

"Slow the car down! I can't light my cigarette!!" Selma says trying to light up.

"I can't we're on a hill!"

They continue to go down the hill. As they do they see sign . Each sign has a word on it. They say: You. Should. Have. Bought. A. Cat!! Yaaaghaaa!! The two sisters were screaming frantically as they fly off the cliff and land into a massive pile of cars.

Nelson rides by. "Haw-haw!!"

Krusty, still driving the Lucy bus, is getting very annoyed.

"Lucys! Shut up! I don't give a crap what your favorite episode is. And could you please go back to your seats!!" He yells to the two Lucys standing around him. He looks over and sees a Lucy smoking. "Hey, no smoking! Either put it out or give it to me, because I really need a smoke right now!!"

The Lucy throws it into the seat in front of her. Unfortunately, it lands in the hair of another Lucy. Her hair starts to smoke.

The Lucy next to her sees this. "Oh! Oh, Lucy!! Your hair! It's--"

"I know right? It took me forever to get it right, I just--"

"It's on fire!!." The other Lucy yells to the Lucy with burning hair.

Krusty looks in the mirror and sees this. He looks shocked. "Hey, put that out! No smoking wigs in the bus!" He yells back.

Lucys are smacking the head of the poor woman whose hair is on fire, trying to put it out. Krusty keeps yelling at them to put it out. One Lucy gets a good idea. "The toilet!!" She yanks off the hair which was actually just a wig and throws it in the toilet. A gang of Lucys follow. She flushes and it clogs the toilet. Krusty swerves out of the way of a pothole. This sends a shampoo bottle that was on the sink to fall into the overflowing toilet. Suds are filling up the bus now.

Krusty is gripping the wheel with major intensity. "Two million dollars, two million dollars, two million dollars..." He keeps saying over and over. Suds are coming out of the bus as they drive down the road.

Disco Stu and Dinah are now in a diner. "Babe, I gotta tell you something."

Dinah sets down her coffee. "What is it, Stu?"

Stu sighs. "We're racing. This is all just a funky race. My grandad didn't bust a hip. He can't even bust a move, he's dead!"

"We're racing?!" Dinah says in surprise. "Oh my God! I could lose my job! And all of this is for a petty race?" She stands up and stares at Stu.

"Well...its not exactly petty. It's a race for 2 Million Dollars. Mr. Burns set this whole thing up."

She sits down. " Did you just say 2 Million!?"

"Yep." Stu looks down at the table.

"I'm in." She says quickly.

"Psycho chick say what?" Stu says.

"I'm in. I mean...I lost my job, my copter, my boyfriend, why not?" She says.

"Yes! Disco Stu is back on the road! Oh yeah!" Stu busts a move.

"And so is Disco Dinah!!" She jumps up.

"Disco Dinah?" He thinks for a few seconds. "I love it!" They run out and get in Sean's truck and drive off.