i'm listening to the Black Parade:D It's educational!!

SHUT UP! IT'S EDUCATIONAL!!!!

Foaly examined the darts, and then the gun for a while. He looks so...QUIZZICAL!!! ZOMG! QUIZZICAL! I FREAKING LOVE THAT WORD SO FREAKING MUCH!

anywho, foaly frowned.

"I can't find anything wrong with it. They should be knocked out." he said. Root turned a darked shade of red.

"Well, they CLEARLY aren't knocked out ponyboy! And I want you to figure out why!" he demanded. Foaly stuck his tongue out. Root glared.

SUDDENLY, sari flew in through the window along with Corky. Harriet looked at her watch.

"Well it's about time you showed up corky! You've been gone for a billion chapters!" she complained. Lyemi attacked her with the lobster.

Corky stuck out her lil doggy tongue at harriet.

"woof" she protested. Harriet realized that she had just been owned by a dog. BEEEEEN!!! WHY DID BEN HAVE TO DIE??!? WAAAAAAAHHHH!

Sari jumped over to Root and poked him in the forehead.

" You can't tranquilize us because we are protected by the magic of the rubber chicken blade thingy!" sari cawed.

"Hey! The rubber chicken blade was MY idea in the first place!" harriet complained. Shari hit her. Harriet whined. Poor harriet.

Root sighed. He hated mudpeople.

"Okay...what in fronds name is...is a rubber CHICKEN blade?" he sighed. Sari grinned and pulled out a rubber chicken blade. She smacked him in the face with it.

"THIS IS!!!" she pointed out.

"D'ARVIT!" swore root.

"SEX!" exclaimed jay.

Meanwhile at Magi...

After arguing for about 15 minutes, Magi and Turnball had both run out of insults and "your mom" jokes to say to eachother.

"I'm going to let you out." said Magi. Turnball was still confused.

"Why would you let me out?" he asked. Magi giggled insanely.

"cuz you're COOL!" she laughed. Turnball backed away from her a little, clearly frightened. Magi ran over to a guard whom she had knocked out when the reviewers weren't looking. She took his ID card, Security card, Jail Keys (cuz now the fairies use keys instead of complex DNA stuff. SHUT UP.), cabbage, and wallet. Then she ran over to Turnball cell and put the key in the lock.

She paused.

"If I let you out, do you PROMISE not to kill me or my friends?" she asked. Turnball rolled his eyes.

"I could care less about killing them." he said. Magi grinned insanely.

"okay!" she said, and she turned the key, and opened the door.

At once, turnball left out of the cell and ran down the hallway yelling something about giant corn-pixies. Magi giggled insanely and ran after him.

Turnball was fast. Very fast. But Magi, being an obsessive fan, could run even faster. In no time flat, she had glomped the hell outta turnball.

"GLOMP!" she squeeled.

Back at the Ops Booth...

Shari was right about to explain the whole "rubber chicken" thing, but then Magi walked in.

"Hi guys! Turnball is cool" she informed them. Sari rolled her eyes.

"Magi, Turnball being cool is as obvious as Nny being hot" she said. Magi felt stupid. That's cuz she IS stupid. She really IS.

Suddenly, root had a realization.

"DID YOU LET HIM OUT OF JAIL?!" Root bellowed at Magi furious. Magi laughed.

"You're all red!" she giggled. INSTANTLY, AS IF THIS WERE THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD, HARRIET BURST OUT LAUGHING.

"hahahahahahah!!!!Red!hahahahahha!!! moop." she laughed triumphantly. Roots eye twitched.

"Did you let him out or not?!?" he demanded. Corky would've advised Root to take a chill pill, but she was busy eating pie.

Shari rolled her eyes.

"Of COURSE she let him out! He's almost her favortie character!" she explained. Magi nodded.

"yes. Except for Root and Holly...whom, by the way, should totally make out. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find some machine guns." she said. Jay lifted an eyebrow.

"Why do you need machine guns?" he pondered. JAY PONDERED SOMETHING. HOW FUCKIN' AMAZING.

anywho, Magi galnced around nervously.

"...umm...cuz..." she mumbled, looking down. Sari Jumped on Jays head.

"SHE'S GONNA GIVE THEM TO TURNBALL!!! DUH!!" sari screamed. Jay's head exploded from the noise. But then he was okay.

anyways, sari jumped over to Magi and pulled two large machine guns out of her trenchcoat.

"Will these work?" she asked. Magi nodded.

"Yeah probably." she said. And then she took the machine guns and left.

"Please don't tell me that she's ACTUALLY going to give Turnball machine guns." root said, calm for once. (shocking, no?)

Corky woofed.

"what else would she need them for?" she barked. Root sighed. Toady was not one of his better days. The same would probably go for the next few weeks actually.

"I suppose that I'll have to go get him" he mumbled, and then he walked away. But not before sari placed a trakcing device on the back on his head. I like my head...

pepperonis.

e-hem. Where was i? ah. yes.

Now only Foaly, Harriet, Jay, Sari, Shari and Corky were in the ops booth. They all looked around akwardly.

"I'm gonna go show random hobos some pretty pictures" said harriet, hugging her sketchbook. Harriet ran away down the hallway followed by Jay.

"...well I'm NOT going to go kill Caballine." shari said, picking up two swords and walking away. Foaly frowned and looked at Sari.

"and what about you?" he asked.

Sari slowly smiled evilly. Revenge was in her eyes.

"I'm going to go stop by at a friends house." she said in a nny-ish voice. Then she looked at corky.

"Will you be joining me?" she asked.

"oh but of course" replied corky.

And then, Sari simply walked away being followed by corky.

Foaly looked at Chix.

"are you dead or something?" he asked. There was no reply. Okay, so he was dead. That was good to know.

Foaly looked left.

Then he looked right.

Then he smiled and slowly put a toaster on his head.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! The next few chapters are going to be so freaking chaotic. :) ah chaos...so wonderful.

I have nothing to type in this author note. Damnit.

Just go reveiw.