Hidan could not believe what he was seeing. Today had been a very eventful day.
First of, as an immortal, eating is normally not a necessity. However, as he groggily awoke from his restless sleep this morning, he noticed that for the first time in many years, he'd been cursed with the unpleasant sensation of hunger.
"Didn't Madara say something about a place to get food? Wasn't it Mika…Mido…Ugh I forget. Why didn't Madara just give us some time to pray to Jashin, then tell us about humans? $$%"
As Hidan left the small bed he'd made out of someone's backyard shed, he began roaming Maplewood, looking for something familiar like…A temple dedicated to Jashin or…A weapon shop or… The hideout…
"That's It! The hideout! I bet he has some food stored in the hideout! Ugh…It still is such a pain having to walk all the way there though."
So, the immortal begin the walk back to the hideout. As he walked, he couldn't help but think of next week's meeting…that was when they'd start the plan. `I guess it's good I can get there early. I'll have some time to pray to Jashin. Though there's bound to be someone at the hideout already…Jashin! Why can't Madara come with the weapons sooner! I won't be happy until Jashin is happy, and someone else is slowly dying in a puddle of blood!`
Deeply immersed in thought, Hidan almost didn't notice the footsteps in the distance, slowly following him. As he heard the soft rhythm, he looked back and saw two…no…one person in the distance. The immortal ran over to the nearest bush, and hid there, waiting to see the strangers.
Emerging from the distance was a young man with wild hair. He was dragging something behind him.
As he slowly passed , behind him was no object, but another young man, barely held together by thick black cords. A trail of blood was left by the boy on the ground, marking a clear trail as to where he'd been.
`What the…? Why does that guy have threads like Kakuzu…?`
"Hey…Au-…Austin…" one of them whispered.
"Don't talk." He sighed, "I don't want to care."
The two passerbys continued on, and on, and soon Hidan lost sight of them. Hidan probably would be chasing them right now, (most likely stabbing them with his sandals) if only he wasn't so deep in thought. Asking Jashin for advice, and questioning himself…He decided to wait and see if they would come back.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
"This is so %%$! boring!"
Nothing.
Nothing.
Until a sound is heard in the distance. This wasn't one of those "It's probably just the neighbors!"
No,
This was a roar.
A loud roar.
Followed by even more thunderous roars that for a second convinced Hidan that Jashin was coming to kill everyone…
But that's when the giant ninja elephant came.
"Wow, that looks like something Pein would summon…" Said Hidan to himself as the monster charged towards him.
As the monster approached, it really was gigantic. Below it where two kids running for their life. One was a girl sending waves of water at the monster, and constantly shouting orders at the other, who was a small boy with bright green hair unleashing as many element as he could at this monster. Both were making rapid hands signs, though to a Ninja as skilled as Hidan, it was clear they were both guessing what hand signals to use, hoping they would make a good combination somewhere or another.
And they must have make a right combination somewhere in there because the monster-thingy fell over and died after a couple of minutes.
After this slightly-mediocre, slightly-amazing display of ninjutsu, Hidan knew something was wrong.
He decided he should start to follow the two strange kids and see where they led.
Careful not to have them notice him, he sneaked along, crouching in the shadows like the ninja he was.
It was very easy to follow them, because they just followed the trail of blood left by the young man who was there earlier.
As the two reached their destination, it only took Hidan about five seconds to understand what was happening.
`Why does this place look so familiar? … HOLY %$! Jashin! Why are they in our hideout?`
A young girl reached over and grabbed a bag of potato chips…
`Uh! They're eating our food too!` Hidan whined to himself, `Earth is such a pain in my &% %.`
The Immortal stomped away, knowing right then he had to find someone else…but who?
Then it hit him.
Hidan jogged along, knocking some kid off his bike and then using that poor kid's bike. He threatened all the nearest pedestrians to tell him where the nearest bank was, or to die by the Hand of Jashin. So he kept threatening everyone he saw until finally a nice old lady actually took him seriously and gave him directions to the nearest pawn shop down the street.
This made Hidan very happy, especially when he found Kakuzu there, drooling over some fancy golden watch.
"I never thought I'd ever be happy to see you O' Friend of mine!" Hidan grabbed the watch, and ran out the door shouting "Kakuzu Buddy O' Pal of mine you'll never guess what I saw!"
"Where the $&% is everyone anyway?"
The two decided that they should ask Madara what was going on.
"Though it would be much easier to just go ahead and kill those kids, I guess we'll just have to wait a couple of days," Said Hidan with a touch of sarcasm.
Since neither of them had any idea where anyone else was, they started walking around, checking the mall, the theater, and finally, the park. As they walked around the physical fitness trail, (forced by the old ladies behind them to actually do the exercises) they scan the area in search of any familiar face.
Hidan sighs, "Hey I'm getting kind of tired, could we sit down or something because this trail is killing me!" He leans back, and stretches his arms out causing a loud crack to emit from his back.
"Sure."
After about twenty more sit ups they finally spot a park bench, only to have some large hobo wrapped in a blue blanket sleeping there.
"&$%^$$% humans."
As they walked forward to find another bench, they both did a double-take. Looking back to the previous bench they realized that on the bench wasn't actually a hobo wrapped in a blue blanket, but Kisame.
Kakuzu picked up a nearby stick, puts his finger up to his lips as to signify silence, and approached the sleeping Kisame. He raised the stick, and began poking Kisame's forehead repeatedly.
"Do you thinks he's finally dead?" asks Kakuzu, "Maybe if we poke him somewhere else…"
"WHAT?" The sleeping ninja woke up, pulling himself up and shouting "I am not diseased nor am I-" He falls off the bench, "Cold! Blue is a completely normal…Oh. Hey guys!" He waves "What's up?"
Hidan and Kakuzu face palm simultaneously.
After Kakuzu finally disregarded what just happened, he began telling the tale of everything that had just happened.
"That's why we need to know where everyone else is!"
Kisame grinned, "I can show them to you! And besides, you really look like you guys want to kill someone right now. If that's what you're thinking I'm soooo joining you guys."
The unlikely trio then began their way to…wherever the others were, casting out a very dark aura without even trying. As they marched on, led by a man with a very…uh…unique…skin complexion, it was reported that multiple small children ran away in fear, squeamish women felt dizzy, and fangirls felt…like glomping someone.
After what seemed like forever, Kisame proudly stopped in front of a small building with the words, "Studio 7" plastered proudly across the front of the building. As the shark-man waited for Hidan and Kakuzu, (The "zombie duo" as he liked to call them) he couldn't help but smile because after feeling so gloomy these past few days, it felt good to help someone else kill someone else.
Hidan and Kakuzu stared at the large establishment, then carefully walked inside, not sure what to think.
Inside were Itachi, Nagato, Deidara, Sasori, and Konan, receiving mani-pedis.
The Zombie Duo exchanged looks. Hidan leaned over to Kakuzu and whispered, "Everything happening today just seems like a really bad gag manga…"
Kisame jumped at the chance, "Hi guys!" He shouted with a big wave. Then he leaned over to the other two, "Believe me, they offered me a seat here, but I'm not girly enough to do that."
As Kisame waved, the five in front of him suddenly looked up at him, jerking up from their relaxed seat positions. The looks on their faces could be described as "priceless." They all suddenly started thinking of excuses to tell the zombie duo, and all immediately started screaming them all out at once.
"We didn't invite you because-"
"This isn't what is looks like!"
"Madara made us-"
"Zetsu couldn't come either!"
And as five were screaming, two were sighing, Kisame was being bugged by the lady at the counter to find a better skin product, which of course made him start screaming.
You can only imagine Madara's face when he hears about this.
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Thanks everyone again for reading, reviewing, and commenting.
In the Last chapter for the first two days or so I said that risen truth ruthless lies made Suki, but I was wrong. XxImmortalButterflyxX made Suki. I apologize to both of you. And Congratulations to XxImmortalButterflyxX! (Applause!)
But on a happier note today We have a special behind the scenes question of the week with who else, but the Akatsuki!
*Walks into Room*
Tobi: Hi Kerry!
Kerry: Hey guys! Thanks for being in my story. I understand you guys are pretty busy these days.
Pain: Yeah, we not only have to be in your story, but in all the other fan fictions too.
Kisame: Don't forget Masashi!
Pain: Yeah, Masashi Kishimoto (The owner of Naruto and all it's characters) Is literally working us to death, so…
Hidan: And then he just brings you guys back to life, but he's to lazy to get a shovel and-
Kakuzu: Shut tp Hidan.
Deidara: Yeah.
Kerry: So guys, are you okay with answering some questions?
White Zetsu: Fire away!
Kerry: So, who's going to answer the first question? Should we draw straws?
Konan: Sure.
Kerry: Okay! *Grabs straws out of pocket*
*All Akatsuki grab a straw. Sasori gets the shortest one.*
Kerry: We have our winner! Sasori it's your lucky day! *Turns around and Grabs hat from table* Can you please pick a question to Answer from this?
Sasori: Are you sure?
Kerry: Just pick one! You shouldn't keep others waiting.
Saori *nods* *reaches hand inside hat and pulls out a small piece of paper* It says, what col….- *Eyes blink, then open widely* …uh… *blushes*
Kisame: I wanna see it! *looks over Sasori's shoulder* HAHAHA! It's asking what color his underwear is!
Tobi: *Jumping up and Down* Ooh! Ooh! Tobi knows from experience that Sasori wears-!
Kerry: *Holds out hand in front of Tobi* Wait Tobi…*Smiles* That's all for now folks! Please put you're answer in the comments from the question what color are Sasori's under- BWAHAHA! Oh man, That is tooooo funny.
Sasori: *angrily* Hey!
Kerry: *barely containing her laughter* So that's it! Please comment what you think the answer is! Answer posted next chapter! Boxers or Briefs? What Color?
Tobi: Tobi knows!
Kerry: Only Tobi knows!