333 Ways To Get Kicked Out From Vongola HQ

by TheDarknessOfHeaven23

Summary: Watch as how our fellow guardians, allies, and other crew of KHR give a headache or blackmail material to our dear Vongola Boss inspired by iTorchic's "333 and more ways to get kicked out from HQ" in FMA fandom, and "333 ways to get kicked out from UN" from the same author in Hetalia fandom. T for maybe some things that need to be rated T.

11. 56-60

333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Vongola HQ.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN KHR, NOR THE 333 WAYS IDEA, THE FIRST ONE BELONG TO AKIRA AMANO AND THE SECOND ONE BELONG TO iTorchic.

NO 56-60, School Life Edition.

56. Insult your teacher

When a new teacher with some hair problems came to the school, it's very unfortunate when the first person he met is our beloved silver haired bomber.

"Nice to meet you, may I ask your name?"

"Tch, that's none of your business, you baldy."

It's also very unfortunate that the teacher is very sensitive about his hair...

57. Be in a special class.

Looks like Hayato need to be labeled as teacher's enemy number one, not only his sharp mouth make many sensitive heart and ears cry each time he spoke, his genius brain would make every teacher cry in despair when Hayato corrected them one time too many with some very colorful words.

"Ok, Hayato, we need to talk."

"What you need me for, Tenth?"

"This is the twelfth teacher that you depress for the last three months, it appear that Reborn want to have... some special manners class with you?"

That make Hayato suffer through Reborn's hell mannerism training for three months.

"Now I understand your suffering, Tenth."

"Nice to know, Hayato."

58. Gave a teacher a heart attack.

Takeshi, is another teacher's enemy number one, one, his grade is something that would make many cry in despair, even when the well known "Dame-Tsuna" has his grade shot up to the top ten, his grade almost didn't budge from the bottom ten.

Two, his devilish baseball skill has give some teachers heart attack when an insanely fast and strong ball shot past the wall of teacher's room.

"Yamamoto Takeshi! That's the fifth time in this week alone!"

"Oops?'

59. Beat teachers up.

This is what Kyoya do in almost daily basis, since teachers are actually even lazier than the students.

"You're late, herbivore."

"I'm not vegetarian!"

This is the first thing that the new biology teacher suffered when he arrived at school late.

60. Make a 333 Ways List to get kicked out from school and do it.

This is one of Hayato's stupid ideas who deserve another story in near future.

That's 56-60, sorry if there's so much teacher's hate here, and I'm really considering the number 60.