MY PARODIES


Summary: A parody of Something Wild by Lindsey Stirling (at least, that's the artist I listen to, I don't know who wrote it oringally).


Chapter eleven: The Mental Call


Author's Notes:

The second parts that aren't the first stanza or the chorus are rather odd, but hey. Parodies are limiting.

Okay, here's the parody now:


You'd made your plans known
You launched the ships
To kill the dragon
But then the dragon crashed the Pact's airships
Then came the mental Call

And the dragon said
"I'm the one who made you
Follow me, Mordrem"
"No I'll never follow you
I'll kill you instead"
Then his Mordrem took you and your friends 'way

Even though you said no
His mind still attacks yours

And then you are brought to the dragon's center
And a seed is placed inside you
All while something wild calls you to him, to him
If you deny the dragon's mental Call
Resist until you are rescued
All while something wild calls us to you, to you

{ that was the chorus }

And then one day, you
Realize that you will not survive this
So when the Commander comes
You say kill me please
A seed was placed inside me
"If it's the ONLY way..."

Even though you said no
His mind still attacks yours

Chorus

Calls you to him
Calls us to you
Calls you to him
Calls us to you

First 3 lines of chorus
Chorus