Lincoln: I take back everything I said!
Lincoln ran for the front door.
Anthony: Me too!
Anthony tackled Lincoln. Anthony & Lincoln kept fighting over the gift basket.
Lincoln: I knew me and you making up was too good to be true. How did things go back to normal so quickly?
Anthony: Well, when you think about it, us making up was happening way too quickly too, so I don't know why you're so surprised.
Anthony & Lincoln kept fighting until Grace came in.
Grace: STOP!
Anthony & Lincoln stopped.
Grace: What is going on here?
Anthony & Lincoln talked at the same time, making it impossible to tell what they were saying.
Grace: ONE AT A TIME!
Anthony: I won this gift basket fair and square, and Lincoln thinks I have to give it to him just because he wants it.
Lincoln: Anthony doesn't want this gift basket and won't let me have it even though I've been doing stuff for him all day!
Grace: Ok, ok. There's only one way to settle this.
Anthony: Aw yeah! Super Half Bros. Melee!
Grace: No. Not that. You boys are gonna share the stuff in there. Whoever wins this coin flip gets to pick something out of it first.
Grace got a coin and then flipped it.
Lincoln: TAILS!
Grace: It's Heads.
Lincoln: Dang it.
Anthony: You should've picked heads. It's almost usually heads.
Grace: Ok Anthony, you get to pick first.
Anthony: VICTORY! Alright, for my first choice, I want…
Grace: And no, your reason for picking something can't be "so Lincoln can't have it."
Anthony: ….Oh. Well, in that case…..I want…..none of this.
Grace: …Really?
Anthony: Yeah. "So Lincoln can't have it" is the only reason I would want any of this stuff.
Grace: Oh. Well…then I guess you get it all, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Wahoo!
Lincoln grabbed the gift basket.
Lincoln: Can I use your phone?
Grace: Sure.
Lincoln went over to the phone and called Clyde.
Lincoln: Clyde, I got the tickets!…..Yeah, I know! We are gonna have the greatest New Year's Eve ever! Okay, talk to you later.
Lincoln hung up and ran for the front door.
Anthony: Wait! Can I at least have the basket? Not the stuff in it, just the basket itself?
Lincoln: Uhh…that's a pretty weird thing to want, but sure. Do you have something else I can put the stuff in?
Anthony got Lincoln a big We "R" Us bag and then Lincoln walked out of the house after putting the Ace Savvy stuff in that bag.
Grace: Bye, Lincoln. See you for Thanksgiving.
*record scratch*
Lincoln: Seriously?
Grace nodded yes.
Lincoln: …..Well, at least it's not Christmas.