Warning: This one has absolutely no sexual content other than what your own perverted minds come up with. I'm not responsible for mental images.
Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo =] R&R!
"WHY ARE YOU PUTTING CONDOMS ON?" Hisana screamed at him.
Wait, let's backtrack a bit.
Hisana was having a perfectly normal [and sane… And relatively quiet, considering her marital status] day, when she heard a weird sound. It sounded like… plastic. Being unwrapped. Or unrolled. Suspicious, she reluctantly opened up shoji to Byakuya's room. Her eyes nearly popped out of her head when she saw him opening a condom. Slowly, he placed it on an… object she refused to look at. She watched it slowly be rolled down to cover the object almost entirely.
Byakuya trailed his finger up and down the... object, staring at it intently. Then his hand disappeared beneath his legs. Suddenly it seemed to split open and a white… material she refused to identify oozed out of it. Unable to take it any longer, she charged into the room, her face extremely red.
"What the hell are you doing?" Byakuya jumped and looked at her guiltily.
"Putting condoms on a banana…"