BONUS 1 : Chapter 8 COMEDY VERSION!
Before I start I want to say that I will try to do more bonus chapters every now and then!
Twilight opened the door and walked in.
"Greetings twilight I trust your visit in canterlot went well?" Twilight stopped as she noticed
the mysterious pony sleeping on the couch. "Damn it luna! I told you to stop bringing strays home!" She disciplined.
"He's..." luna was interrupted by the stallion sitting up "Hi I'm silverblood." He greeted
"Wait wait wait! What!? Who THE fuck is silverblood?" Twilight exclaimed in disbelief.
Twilight rushed to a wall and pulled out a book, she opened it to a specific page (WHO SHAL NOT BE NAMED!) that showed a picture of a jet black stallion with a blood red mane and tail. She lowered the book and pointed a hoof at silverblood. "It is you..." She shakily pointed a hoof at silver. "You dissapeared ten years ago in that explosion, and yet your here..." Twilight took out a quill and parchment, "SPIKE!" Just then a small green and purple dragon ran inside and took the quil. "Oh that won't be necessary" luna spoke up. "I have already sent a message to the authorities through a communication spell."
Just then they where blinded by a flash of white light. As said light faded away it revealed princess celestia and ten royal guards. "Where is he?" Celestia demanded. Silver walked up to celestia and bowed "right here your highness" but suddenly silver collapsed screaming as he was zapped with a taser. As the group tried to approach silver they where stopped by celestial wing. Minutes passed as they watched him shake on the floor. "Should we...do, something?" Twilight piped up. "Nah, this is too fun to watch!" Spike retorted but was met with an icy glare. "What?!"
Silver opened his eyes to find himself in a pure white room, he looked around to find an IV system hooked to his foreleg/wrist. "Where the buck(fuck) am I?" He said to himself as the memories came back of the previous night. "All I remember is celesta, then... Ah!" His train of though was interrupted by a sharp pain on his forehead. He held his forehead but he felt something different, so he looked to a mirror on the wall, and what silver saw shocked him, he had a fedora on!
"What the fuck is my hat doing here?" He thought. As he door suddenly opened to reveal nurse redheart.
"You have visitors!" Nurse redheart said as both Celestia and Luna walked through the door.
"How do you feel?" Celestia asked. "Like shit! Why the fuck did you do that!" Silver screamed.
"No reason..." Celesta said as she took a sip of her tea and grinned.
A/N
Hey guys I just wanted to apologize for the extreme inactivity, I had spring outdoor cleaning (winter wrap up) so... Yea.
~ kabutomania