Humor came back. This is what I get for trying to fall asleep and thinking about Gundam Wing.
Plans
"I think the theme should be yellow and blue. Is that all right with you, Heero?" Relena asked, crossing things off on her clipboard.
"Okay."
"The guest list has also grown to be quite large. I think I counted about 250 guests." She frowned.
"Okay."
"You'll need to finish your vows, as well."
"Okay."
Now she was irate. He wasn't even listening to her. "Oh, by the way, I'm a cannibal so the main course is going to be human flesh."
"Okay."
"I think we should hire a DJ instead of having a band because Duo wants to play."
"Okay." He stopped. He had to process what he'd been agreeing to suddenly. Something hadn't sounded right. "What did you say?"
"What? Duo wants to play our music so I think we should hire a DJ instead."
"No, before that."
Relena started laughing loudly. She had finally gotten his attention. She hated that she was planning this wedding by herself. He was the one to propose to her after all. He should be helping her.
"Just wanted to make sure you were listening, dear."