I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ITS CHARACTERS! PLEASE REVIEW AND ENJOY!

I could not believe they were doing this to me. I knew they meant well, but this was just embarrassing. Especially when one was an attractive guy, one had a never changing expression, two looked like they rather not be here, and one was my cousin. Adding on top that I'm already nervous, and my face is red enough to look like my head might have its own nuclear explosion.

"Hey girls, Sasuke brought back his chosen sacrifices" Ino called out as she and the boys made their way towards us.

"Now that the judges are here, lets go the rules. The boys get to pick out the first set of swimsuits and if they all suck the girls get to take over' Sakura announced like this was some kind of game. Which it might as well been since the girls were getting a sick kick out of it.

'Wow my first time with girls my age hanging out with me and they're crazy' I thought to myself.

Naruto raised his hand to pose a question "What is she doesn't like anything either of one of us picks, what then?"

"Then she picks out something herself and we don't question it" Ten Ten answered.

"I have a question. We were told upon entering the store that 3 of us would be allowed to choose Hinata's underclothes. I just wanted to know if that was true or if Ino was messing with us" Shikamaru spoke aloud the thoughts of his fellow males.

I really hope they were joking, they must be "That's right" Sakura confirmed. Well so much for hope.

I saw Neji try to contain his anger. Yeah key word 'try'.

"Okay swimsuits I can tolerate, but I won't have any males seeing, much less picking out Hinata's unmentionables" Neji declared.

"You know what, Neji's right" said Ten Ten.

"He is?" Ino asked confusedly.

"I mean think about it, a woman's underwear is meant to kept a secret from men in order to… surprise them" a smirk spread on Ten Ten and Ino's faces. I became paler, if that was even possible.

"Oh I get it! So lets say I wanted to put Hinata in this," she presented the group with a lacy black G-string "it would be ok because boys have to work hard to get a chance to see them" Ino said deviously.

At this point, I never been happier to pass out.

Sorry for the long update! So was it worth the wait?