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Renesmee Cullen and Her Epic Journey

Chapter 11: Pink Track Suits, Train Rides, and Flirtatious Students

Was the room spinning or was it just her? Lily's mouth was wide open and Rose was still laughing.

"Upstairs!" Rose whispered as she tugged on her sleeve.

"Now!" Lily added.

She gave one last glance at Hugo to find he gave her an apologetic smile and disappeared to get another butterbeer. As soon as she was thrown into the room Rose quickly shut the door.

"WHAT was that? You two were practically having sex in the middle of the room."

"Having sex?" Renesmee weakly asked. "It was just a little kiss."

"She's right, Rose." Lily interrupted. Rose just sighed.

"So, how was it? Did my brother kiss well?"

"I- think so." Nessie answered. On the contrary Nessie was quite sure it was the most wonderful kiss ever...even if it was her first. Her lips still felt hot.

Rose opened the door to hear Ginny shouting, "Alright! To bed with all of you! We have to catch the train tomorrow."

"Never mind." Rose said and shut the door as the boys clambered by. Nessie fell asleep almost immediately with dreams of a certain hot red-head.

"WAAAAAAKE!" Someone shouted at the top of their lungs. Rose rolled over and fell out of bed and Nessie screamed. Lily groaned and smothered face under her pillows and Rose clambered back into her sheets.

"God, Mom, must you be so loud?"

"Girls, we have a train to catch in three hours!"

Rose rolled her eyes. "Exactly. THREE hours. Please go annoy someone else now."

Mrs. Weasley huffed and stood over Rose's bed. "Won't you at least look at this fab traveling outfit I picked out for myself?"

Nessie rose up onto her elbows to see a hot pink velour tracksuit.

"Mom," groaned Rose, "people my age are supposed to wear that stuff!"

Mrs. Weasley looked confused. "But I never knew about these back in my day!" She walked out of the room, calling out, "Breakfast in 20!" and slammed the door shut, proceeding upstairs. Renesmee pushed aside her blanket and changed into a pair of jeans and the most ordinary looking t-shirt from Alice's mini closet. As the three of them were about to go downstairs, a bleary eyed Albus peered over the railing above them and called out to them.

"Hey, can you guys help me wake the rest of them up?"

Lily sighed and trudged up the stairs, slamming the boys' door against the wall and yelling out, "OKAY, WE'RE LEAVING WITHOUT YOU ALL NOW IF YOU DON'T FREAKING GET UP."

Nessie edged into the room after her and took in the mess that used to be a bedroom. She could barely pick out the boys in their sleeping bags from the crap on the floor, and Teddy and Fred, the only two in the twin beds against the wall, were still snoring soundly.

Rose walked in and kicked a green sleeping bag near the door, receiving a muffled "Ow." Hugo's head popped out, his wavy hair now a fro and squinted at his sister. Nessie's breath caught; he was adorable.

"Get up, ugly." Rose said as Lily stomped into the middle of the room.

"Fuck off!" Hugo moaned and he curled back into the sleeping back. Rose rolled her eyes and headed downstairs for breakfast.

Nessie crouched down in front of Hugo's bag and whispered, "Come on. Get up...I don't want to go back to Hogwarts without you."

Hugo shot up and fumbled around the room for his clothes. Nessie quickly exited the room before he could notice all he was wearing was a ratty t-shirt and his boxers.

The car ride to the train station was loud as Rose fought with her mother about clothing.

"Thank Merlin when you go back to work you have to wear your witch's robes. You look much better in those."

Her mother rolled her eyes.

The train station was packed as Renesmee ran through the barrier to platform 9 and 3/4. The scarlet engine was already waiting. She looked up to see that both Mr. and Mrs. Weasley's eyes were filled with tears.

"Oh, I promised myself I wouldn't do this." She wiped her eyes on her sleeve and then looked up at her husband. "Why are you crying?"

"I'm not crying. The smoke from the engine is making my eyes water!" He protested.

A group of kids walked by them and Nessie recognized a seventh year who shouted, "Looking good!" at Mrs. Weasley. Rose nearly joined in the tears as her father gave the boy a deadly glare. Nearby, Mrs. Potter was lecturing her kids on what they should and shouldn't do, Mr. Potter talking to Fred and Roxanne's parents, laughing. Of course, Victoire and Teddy were there to see them off, but they were too busy snogging near the wall. In a flurry of tears and hugs, the children were herded onto the train right before it left, everyone leaning out the windows to wave at their parents.

"Right," said James. "Off to find a compartment..."

They dragged their trunks down to the last car, which was occupied by Cassie, Cliff, Marsha, and Alex.

"Hey!"

"Missed y'all!"

"Ohmygod how was your Christmas?"

Laughing, Nessie hugged Cassie back and sat down next to Hugo and Lily. Cassie glared at James, clearly remembering the pudding incident, and he mouthed, "Sorry!" After she turned around to talk to Rose, he rolled his eyes and plopped down onto the seat next to Lily. Soon, the car began to fill up, mostly with various friends stopping by like the Scamander twins, Scorpius (with whom Rose mysteriously disappeared), and some of Albus's friends. A tall, thin boy with light brown hair scanned the small crowd and spotted Lily. She beamed, asked, "Greg Harper, right?" and moved over for him. They cheerfully resumed the conversation that began on the first train ride, his earnest face turned towards hers attentively.

Nessie and Hugo sat awkwardly next to each other, their knees almost touching.

Should I hold his hand? No, it would be kind of early for that...dang it, this is so awkward.

He smiled at her and said, "So...uh...do you want...wanna...uh...go out with me?"

She stared at him, his freckled face turning red.

"Sure! Yeah, of course."

He was about to say more when Rose fell into the compartment with Scorpius on top of her. They were now rolling on the floor.

"Ew! What the hell?" Gregory Harper shouted as he picked his feet off the floor.

"That's just my cousin...Rose..."

"Hey!" Rose shouted and got up from the floor. Scorpius smiled at him and took a seat next to Rose. Nessie noticed the way he held her hand and kissed her cheek. The compartment suddenly felt like 100 degrees.

"It's hot in here." Nessie murmured and she began to unlatch the window. It was stuck and no matter how hard she pulled it would not come undone. She pulled harder, but her hand slipped on the metal frame and her elbow came around and smacked Hugo, hard, in the face. He cried in pain as blood trickled from his nose.

"Oh God. I don't feel well."

Hugo tried to stop the bleeding, but his eyes closed and in a second he had passed out. Cassie screamed and jumped up as he landed in her lap. She accidentally slapped James in the face with her bag, causing him to shout, "Ow! Bloody hell! What the fuck!"

"Shut up!" Cassie said as she bent down to help Hugo.

"My brother is easily damaged." Rose murmured as she took out her wand and said, "Ennervate."

Hugo blinked, lifted his hand and touched his nose gingerly, seeing the blood on his fingers. He closed his eyes and moaned, muttering, "Can't...look..."

Renesmee sat him back up and apologized over and over as Rose wiped his face with a tissue. Meanwhile, Cassie and James had gone back to arguing.

"Well, it wasn't my effing fault that he passed out in my lap!"

"Well, you didn't have to slap me with your purse!"

Cassie sighed dramatically, rolled her eyes, and took a seat again, both of them crossing their arms and huffing.

Rose leaned over and whispered to Renesmee, "I think I'm going to go crazy from all the sexual tension in this room."

For once, Nessie had to agree.

Hugo sniffled. "I-I think it's broken."

"Want me to fix it?" Cassie asked.

"NO!" Hugo and James shouted in unison.

"Well...fine." Cassie said, a bit annoyed.

Hugo gingerly touched his nose again and flinched.

"Man up, Hugo. It's probably just sore."

"I was just about to tell you to man up as well."

Scorpius chuckled at this. Hugo sighed as the train rumbled through the country. The Great Hall was packed with students reuniting as Nessie followed Rose into the hall. Nessie noticed Lily rushing to find Greg. Renesmee, exhausted from the long train ride and back in her school robes, flopped onto the bench at the Ravenclaw table. With a wave at Hugo, she turned around, facing Rose, and sighed.

"It feels good to be back...this is such a huge part of life now."

Rose hummed in response and glanced down the table, squinting at something. "Hey, is that guy waving at you?"

Nessie swiveled her head around, noticing that Lorcan was smiling at her. Lysander sat across from him, and he smiled politely. Renesmee waved as Alex, Marsha, and Cassie appeared next to her on the bench.

"Phew, what a crowd outside!"

As Rose turned around to say something, Cliff squeezed in between Marsha and Alex. Winking at Alex, he said, "If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss."

Alex stuttered and blushed as Cassie burst out laughing.

Rose stared at him. "Well, that was shitty."

Cliff looked affronted. "I was trying! God."

Alex ducked her head down, smiling. "It wasn't too bad," she said in her usual quiet voice.

"Ha!" Cliff said victoriously. Everyone else raised their eyebrows.

"FOOD!" Cliff then shouted as the tables magically appeared with mounds of food on golden plates. Needless to say he began to fill his plate.

"Ew. How can you eat that much?" Cassie asked him. Rose agreed.

"It twastes goud." Cliff garbled.

"You're going to get all fat."

He swallowed his chicken and then said, "Yeah, well, you're going to get all anorexic."

Cassie made a face at him and sipped her pumpkin juice. Alex giggled.

"Whoa. Did you just giggle at Cliff?" Marsh asked.

Her face was turning redder. "I...yes. I-I thought it was, erm...funny."

"Stop. You're just stroking his ego." Cassie said.

Marsha cried, "Y'all gotta try this potato dish! It's delish."

Rose gave her a weird look. "Why do you talk like a Westerner? Like, no offence, Ness, but really?"

Marsha just beamed and replied, "My uncle lives in the United States. In Texas, actually, and when he comes and visits he has the coolest accent ever."

Just then, Lily practically skipped to their table, standing next to Rose. "Oh my gosh, guys, Greg is the coolest guy ever."

Rose craned her neck and looked toward the Hufflepuff table.

"Hmm..." She mused. "He's in my year. He's in my History of Magic and Divination class."

Lily's eyes lit up and she didn't care that she was taking a seat at the Ravenclaw table. "What's he like?"

Rose shrugged. "I don't know. I think he gets good marks...he seems nice I guess. I've never really talked to him before."

Lily's eyes darkened. "Well start talking to him."

"If you like him ask him out!" Cassie cried as she pushed Alex and Cliff over. "Just me, hon. Ninety-nine percent of all boys want YOU to be the one to ask them out."

Lily looked skeptical. "Yeah, but that isn't how it goes in this world."

"She has a point." Rose said. "I mean that is what makes dating fun...or at least interesting."

"Besides any boy would pitch themselves off the Astronomy Tower if you asked them out," said a voice. It was James.

"GO AWAY!" Cassie shouted.

"Settle it down." James huffed. "I just came to see if any of you had a working quill and ink? I have to finish my Charms essay."

"If I had a working quill, I would stuff it up your-"

"Okay guys, cool it! God. James, here you go, and Lily, you can get to know him through Albus, he's his best friend," Rose shooed them away with a wave of her hand and turned back to Nessie, rolling her eyes.

"Lily's so shy sometimes...just like you, Alex, though you're definitely not acting flirty at ALL today."

Alex began to protest and Cliff winked at her. "Don't deny it, Alex, you think I'm funny and cute, don't you?"

At that, Alex glared at him. Renesmee could tell that she was getting really uncomfortable.

"You asshole," said Cassie, "stop harassing her. Anyway, that dessert's gonna disappear if you don't eat it soon."

Attention fully diverted, Cliff began scarfing down the food in front of him.

"And in 1582 Gwendolyn the Weird used the charm Wingardium Leviosa) to levitate a pewter cup. Needless to say the council of her town prosecuted her for being a witch..." Professor Binns droned on.

Nessie sighed. She looked to her left to see Rose sitting up right in her chair with her full attention directed at the see-through Professor. To her right Cliff was doodling away on his parchment.

Why, Hello there. He scrawled onto it. He pushed it toward Alex. Alex looked around the room to see if anyone was looking and quickly scribbled, Hi. Nessie wasn't really one for gossip or snooping, but she'd rather look at their note then hear about witch burnings.

Pretty boring, huh?

Sorta...I've never heard about any of this stuff before.

Oh...I guess it's kinda cool?

Alex smiled. Yeah you're right...it really isn't that cool.

He began doodling a little comic, but she couldn't make out the words. Alex giggled as she read it, and the entire class stared at her.

"Miss..." Professor Binns looked confused.

"Alex Pemberley." She spoke quietly, embarrassed. "I'm sorry, professor, I just remembered something that your intriguing, uh, story sparked."

Professor Binns blinked and continued talking in his monotone voice, and Cliff raised his eyebrows at Alex.

Hang out in the common room after dinner tonight?

Alex passed the scrap of paper back without hesitation.

Sure.

"RENESMEEEEE!" Someone shouted in the corridors. She looked up to see Hugo running toward her followed by Albus, Lily, and Gregory Harper.

"Hi!" Hugo said awkwardly once he was inches from her nose.

"Smooth." Albus whispered. Lily and Greg giggled.

"Hi." Nessie said back stupidly.

"So...it's kinda late? Do you think there's still dinner? I'm starving....Professor Rickman held us back in Potions."

"Oh, I've already had dinner, but I'll sit with you. The others went back to the common room."

"Alright." Hugo beamed.

She felt a bit nauseated as Hugo and Greg wolfed down food while Albus elegantly cut his pork. Lily was eating quite feverishly as well.

"Ah, yeah!" Greg said happily. "Treacle Tart pudding!"

"Ah, Nessie, you've got to try this. It's my favorite...my Dad loves it too. "

"I'll pay you three galleons if you can eat three bowl full of it." Albus dared them. Pudding was eventually flying.

"Uhn...." Greg moaned as he pushed the rich pudding into his mouth.

Albus looked over at Lily. "Whoa. What bowl is this?"

"T-third." Lily said.

Hugo and Greg looked shocked.

"What? I want to buy a Pygmy Puff at Uncle George's."

"Well...I like a girl who can eat." Greg joked.

Lily near choked up her pudding in Nessie's face. She snorted as Lily quickly gulped down some water.

"Well, a dare's a dare." Greg drew out three galleons and slid them across the table, Lily accepting them with a blush.

"Um...thanks..." She glanced up at his eyes and then back down, fiddling with the coins.

"You guys are in need of some thorough digesting time," said Renesmee, dragging Lily up by the arm. Albus, Hugo, and Greg stood also, Hugo groaning as he did so. Together, they walked down the hallway until they reached the corridor leading to the Hufflepuff common rooms, where Albus and Greg left, waving. Lily departed then, too, staggering off towards the stairs that led to the Gryffindor common room.

"Hurry up, Hugo!"

He lingered by Renesmee, blushing and finally swiftly kissing her on the cheek.

"See you tomorrow!" He hurried after Lily, disappearing up the stairs.

Renesmee continued on herself, reaching the Ravenclaw common room in a cloud of thought. Upon entering the room, she noticed Alex and Cliff sitting next to each other on one of the couches, laughing. She slowly trudged up the stairs, entering her dormitory, where Marsha and Cassie were sitting on the floor, whispering about something or someone. Picking up her blanket, Nessie settled into one of the window seats, peering outside where the sun had almost set. The horizon was a strip of flaming red over the wide Forbidden Forest. A sudden howling and a dark shape moving along the edge caught her attention. Jake! In her little bubble of happiness, she had totally forgotten about him. I'll talk to him tomorrow...she thought. He'll understand....The piercing, heartbreaking howl echoed in her ears long after it died away.

Hermione: They're making us look like fools…

Ron: Yeah….

H: You're not upset by this.

R: I'm adorable when I'm being stupid or smart

H: *glomps*

Eha: *smacks Hermy and fights her for Ron*

R: Threesome?

Eha&H: *smack*

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