Yoshi's Giant Birthday Bash

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshi turns 16, but when he wants the Nintendo Wii console, Peppy Ankylosaurus and 6 of the Super Smash Brothers go to the Nintendo HQ to find a horrible surprise. Now ROB and Rayquaza, who along with Roy come back from the future, must go to the past to set things right, to unravel a mystery that led to the whole birthday derailment. Full of action and humor... who are we kidding?

11. Norfair Is Hot Nor Fair

ROB, Rayquaza, and Roy managed to escape the horde of angry Yoshis as they were now in the burning red hot area of Norfair, with them encountering Pikachu relaxing on a beach chair as an army of Yoshis were being attacked by Ridley in the background, with the molten magma subdued by the presence of Arceus, who was collecting magma segments for a lava project. Why? Because he's a God, he can do what he wants.

"Hey Pikachu, what's the deal with Yoshi and the Wii?" Rayquaza asked while dressed up as Jerry Seinfeld for no fucking reason.

Pikachu adjusted his sunglasses as he turned his attention to the group. "I don't know, it was an all right fanfic for what it was. Why do you need me?"

"Do you remember Microsoft and Nintendo teaming up for a secret project?" ROB asked while doing all sorts of arm mechanics, at least as much as he could afford to do. "Or something tangibly related to Yoshi's birthday?"

"...Oh yeah, I forgot he had a sweet sixteen." Pikachu chuckled as he shrugged. "Nope, sorry. I haven't a clue."

"Well that just fucks my shit up." Roy stated as his red hair literally caught on fire, making him scream as he fell down into the lava, with ROB sighing as Rayquaza and Pikachu exchanged odd glances with each other.