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CHAPTER 11: The Circumstances of Mei becoming the Mizukage OR How Yagura really died
"Mei sama. Wake up please." Ao screamed shaking the leaders of the rebels.
"5 more minutes." Mei yawned and flipped over to the other side of the bed.
"Mei sama we don't have 5 more minutes. Our forces will be annihilated on the battlefield till then.
"Battlefield?" The beauty opened one of her eyes.
"Hello. We are in a middle of throwing Mizukage Yagura from his seat." Ao clicked his finger in front of the half sleeping leader.
Mei jumped out of the bed.
"Tell me that sooner." She hurriedly grabbed her makeup and got ready real quick.
Ao sweatdropped.
"Was that really necessary?"
"If I am going to the battlefield a women is supposed to look dashing. Who knows my beauty alone can strike down the opponents." She winked.
'Right.' Ao thought. 'Like that's going to happen. Yagura won't fell for her unless he seriously prefers older women.'
Much to Ao's horror Yagura did fell over dead after facing Mei.
And by facing he meant 'facing' like seeing the other.
To confirm he too looked at his leader and if it wasn't for his self-restraint with being with the woman in in front of him for years, he too would have died from shock.
Mei in her half sleep state had done an amazing job applying her make up. Hell even the Shinigami would have fell dead after seeing her.
So Ao did her a favor and drenched her with a water jutsu to wash off the makeup and save some face in front of the army who were cheering at Yagura's defeat.
"Mei sama from now on you're our next Mizukage." One of the soldiers cried.
"Eh why?" Mei asked puzzled.
"Weren't you fighting to overthrow the Mizukage?" Another voice came from the crowd.
"Hell no." Mei denied. " I just got in a fight with him because he banned the sale of my favorite brand in the village and wouldn't agree no matter how much I pushed him so I declared a war on him."
She ended with a hum.
Everyone sweatdropped while Ao was thinking maybe he shouldn't have removed the makeup. That might have been less embarrassing.