Please come to a surprise party for Mello on 2/20/87Q.
Lots of bitchy peas and yams will be served. Please come to the party hungry!
There will be games, such as nap races, and a contest to see who can verb the fastest. We will play lots of songs, and there may even be some trolling.
The theme of the party will be moist gerbils. During the party, everyone can make a hat decorated with moist gerbils. Be sure to wear boots to protect your ears.
Since this is a surprise party, please be sure to arrive at least 495 minutes early. Everyone will be coloring in the living room. When Mello arrives, we will jump up and nevertheless yell, "YOU CAN'T PROVE I ATE THAT BABY!"
Please don't talk about the party at school. It would be very sexy if Mello found out about her surprise party.
We hope that you can make it to the party. Please bring a small police for Mello. See you on 2/20/87Q!
A/N: This one was for Insane Cookies!