A/N: here is chapter 11! Again, it's gonna be pretty short, but that's
because I'm dead tired from moving and unpacking and stuff-next chapter
will be longer---I promise!!! Anyway, some notes to my wonderful readers:
LilVickiRyan: glad you liked it-stay tuned!!
Stephanie: yeah, I based it off the women on TV, lol! Good guess-stay tuned to see if you are right!
Noelle: thank you and good guesses! Hope you keep reading!
Kristin: Good guesses...stay tuned...
Desirae (Jeff's 1 girl) good guess! That would be ironic, wouldn't it? Keep reading this and the sequels to find out the answers to your questions!
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"Holy freaking cow---GELLMAN?!?!? BUTCH?!?!!?" Spinelli screamed in shock. She could not believe that the former school bully and the boy with all the crazy stories were now about to deliver her baby.
"Yes, Spinelli, we might have been different in high school, but now we are here to help you and your baby" Gellman said gently, touching her arm.
"Don't touch me!" Spinelli snapped, pulling away from him. "You expect me to allow the class bully and the boy with all the psychotic stories to deliver my child? You're freaking insane!" at that moment, she felt another contraction and screamed in pain. "On second thought, get me drugs and get your asses in gear!" she commanded.
The boys looked at each other and nodded. "OK, it's showtime!" Butch told them, jumping up. "OK I need something resembling stirrups, some blankets, towels and someone with paramedic experience to time contractions and help deliver. Gellman, go on her lower left side and check out how many centimeters along she is. Ashley A. get towels, Ashley B. get something resembling stirrups. Ashley Q. and Ashley T., get blankets. Oh, and somebody get masks or something to cover our faces. Come on, people, we have a baby to deliver!"
The group quickly broke apart and people ran to do what they were told.
"Someone get me some freaking drugs!" Spinelli screamed after them as the pain got worse and more unbearable by the minute.
"OK, OK, calm down, Spinelli, we will see what we can do, but first, are there any paramedics in the house?" Gellman yelled. "Come on, we need help here!"
"We are paramedics," a voice called from behind TJ, who was still holding Spinelli's hand and looked like a nervous wreck.
"Good, Digger Sam, start timing her contractions. Digger Dave stand by, we are going to need you later on." Gellman ordered.
Digger Sam took out a stopwatch and began timing. The Ashleys came back with the stuff they were asked to get, although instead of stirrups, they ended up having to use two chairs for Spinelli's legs. (A/N: I am making this up as I go along-I never had a baby so I am basing this on stories I have heard) Hustler Kid came back, with a medical bag in his hand. He knelt down and gave Spinelli a shot of epidural.
"Um, Hustler Kid, I don't know why you carry that stuff, nor am I sure I want to, but thank you so much!" Spinelli cried out gratefully.
"I'm a pharmacist and carry around medicine in case of an emergency," he told her with a smile. (A/N probably illegal, but it is Hustler Kid, after all-he always had everything)
"OK, how far along is she?" TJ asked nervously, watching his former classmates work on delivering his child, still unsure of whether he could trust Gellman with such responsibility.
"Um, we still have a ways to go, she's about three centimeters. We are going to be here quite awhile, people." Butch informed them.
"Oh, great, the class bully delivering my child and I am going to be laying here like a biology experiment for God knows how long, and what in God's creation are you doing with a god damn video camera, Mikey?' she screamed, suddenly noticing her friend filming the event taking place before him.
"Oh, Spinelli, don't you and TJ want this joyous event captured on videotape to show your child someday?" he asked smiling at her.
"If you don't turn that god damn thing off right now, I will shove it so far up your ass, you wont know whether to---owww, owwww, more drugs, someone, anyone!!" she yelled, as the contractions came closer together.
"Contractions are two minutes apart, you guys," Digger Sam told them, looking at the stopwatch.
"OK, Spinelli, you are going to need to start pushing!" Gellman told her, as TJ continued to grip her hand, tears slightly falling from his eyes. He was amazed that his baby was finally about to be born, and that he was lucky enough to be able to see it happen. As Spinelli pushed, she screamed out in agony, feeling as if her insides were being ripped out of her.
"You feeling ok, Spin?" Gretchen asked her from behind.
"Oh, sure, Gretchen, I'm just fabulous, having fifteen million people up in my business and having our former school bully have his hands up my crotch, and oh yeah, I am in excruciating pain, but other than that I'm just peachy keen!" Spinelli spat out sarcastically.
"Sorry, Spinelli, I guess it was a stupid question," Gretchen said, embarrassed.
"OK, Spinelli, keep pushing, I think I see the baby's head!" Gellman yelled, as Butch and Digger Dave ran over to assist him. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
A/N: it was short, I know, but I am dead tired and need to be up early for class tomorrow, but I promise a longer chapter tomorrow, where the baby is actually born! Keep reading and reviewing, but if you can't say something nice, don't say it at all. Happy reading.
Please keep thinking of baby names!!!
LilVickiRyan: glad you liked it-stay tuned!!
Stephanie: yeah, I based it off the women on TV, lol! Good guess-stay tuned to see if you are right!
Noelle: thank you and good guesses! Hope you keep reading!
Kristin: Good guesses...stay tuned...
Desirae (Jeff's 1 girl) good guess! That would be ironic, wouldn't it? Keep reading this and the sequels to find out the answers to your questions!
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"Holy freaking cow---GELLMAN?!?!? BUTCH?!?!!?" Spinelli screamed in shock. She could not believe that the former school bully and the boy with all the crazy stories were now about to deliver her baby.
"Yes, Spinelli, we might have been different in high school, but now we are here to help you and your baby" Gellman said gently, touching her arm.
"Don't touch me!" Spinelli snapped, pulling away from him. "You expect me to allow the class bully and the boy with all the psychotic stories to deliver my child? You're freaking insane!" at that moment, she felt another contraction and screamed in pain. "On second thought, get me drugs and get your asses in gear!" she commanded.
The boys looked at each other and nodded. "OK, it's showtime!" Butch told them, jumping up. "OK I need something resembling stirrups, some blankets, towels and someone with paramedic experience to time contractions and help deliver. Gellman, go on her lower left side and check out how many centimeters along she is. Ashley A. get towels, Ashley B. get something resembling stirrups. Ashley Q. and Ashley T., get blankets. Oh, and somebody get masks or something to cover our faces. Come on, people, we have a baby to deliver!"
The group quickly broke apart and people ran to do what they were told.
"Someone get me some freaking drugs!" Spinelli screamed after them as the pain got worse and more unbearable by the minute.
"OK, OK, calm down, Spinelli, we will see what we can do, but first, are there any paramedics in the house?" Gellman yelled. "Come on, we need help here!"
"We are paramedics," a voice called from behind TJ, who was still holding Spinelli's hand and looked like a nervous wreck.
"Good, Digger Sam, start timing her contractions. Digger Dave stand by, we are going to need you later on." Gellman ordered.
Digger Sam took out a stopwatch and began timing. The Ashleys came back with the stuff they were asked to get, although instead of stirrups, they ended up having to use two chairs for Spinelli's legs. (A/N: I am making this up as I go along-I never had a baby so I am basing this on stories I have heard) Hustler Kid came back, with a medical bag in his hand. He knelt down and gave Spinelli a shot of epidural.
"Um, Hustler Kid, I don't know why you carry that stuff, nor am I sure I want to, but thank you so much!" Spinelli cried out gratefully.
"I'm a pharmacist and carry around medicine in case of an emergency," he told her with a smile. (A/N probably illegal, but it is Hustler Kid, after all-he always had everything)
"OK, how far along is she?" TJ asked nervously, watching his former classmates work on delivering his child, still unsure of whether he could trust Gellman with such responsibility.
"Um, we still have a ways to go, she's about three centimeters. We are going to be here quite awhile, people." Butch informed them.
"Oh, great, the class bully delivering my child and I am going to be laying here like a biology experiment for God knows how long, and what in God's creation are you doing with a god damn video camera, Mikey?' she screamed, suddenly noticing her friend filming the event taking place before him.
"Oh, Spinelli, don't you and TJ want this joyous event captured on videotape to show your child someday?" he asked smiling at her.
"If you don't turn that god damn thing off right now, I will shove it so far up your ass, you wont know whether to---owww, owwww, more drugs, someone, anyone!!" she yelled, as the contractions came closer together.
"Contractions are two minutes apart, you guys," Digger Sam told them, looking at the stopwatch.
"OK, Spinelli, you are going to need to start pushing!" Gellman told her, as TJ continued to grip her hand, tears slightly falling from his eyes. He was amazed that his baby was finally about to be born, and that he was lucky enough to be able to see it happen. As Spinelli pushed, she screamed out in agony, feeling as if her insides were being ripped out of her.
"You feeling ok, Spin?" Gretchen asked her from behind.
"Oh, sure, Gretchen, I'm just fabulous, having fifteen million people up in my business and having our former school bully have his hands up my crotch, and oh yeah, I am in excruciating pain, but other than that I'm just peachy keen!" Spinelli spat out sarcastically.
"Sorry, Spinelli, I guess it was a stupid question," Gretchen said, embarrassed.
"OK, Spinelli, keep pushing, I think I see the baby's head!" Gellman yelled, as Butch and Digger Dave ran over to assist him. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
A/N: it was short, I know, but I am dead tired and need to be up early for class tomorrow, but I promise a longer chapter tomorrow, where the baby is actually born! Keep reading and reviewing, but if you can't say something nice, don't say it at all. Happy reading.
Please keep thinking of baby names!!!