A/N:Hello fans and people who have been waiting forever for this chapter.As you can obviously see I changed my pen name from xXTears of Falling RaindropsxX to xX-Akemi-chan-Xx.So I'm Akemi now
Disclaimer:I don't own Inuyasha!Geez...stop asking!
Akemi:Ello everyone I am back with teh funny!!I'm so sorry i took 10 years but I was busy!
Inuyasha:Psst, yeah right, you just got too damn lazy.
Kagome:For once, I actually agree with Inuyasha!
Akemi:Shutup slut.Anyways dont you have a pregnancy test to take?It's been like 2 months!
Kagome:Yeah I've been wondering why I was getting fat and my feet is starting to swell up.
Miroku:Would you like me to rub your feet, my good lady?
Sango:MIROKU!!!
Miroku:I-I mean..would you like me to rub your feet Sango?
Sango:-takes off shoes-
Inuyasha:Well damn your feet stink and Kagome you is as fat as a blimp!
-Miroku is rubbing Sango's feet while Kagome is giving Inuyasha a truck load of sit commands-
Inuyasha:Damn it...Kagome...
Akemi:Ok enough!!I'm sure these lovely people out there don't what to hear yall bullshittin.On with the dares that you all have been waiting for!!Now which ones should I chose?
Inuyasha:Better be ones without me.
Naraku:Better be with Sesshy stripping...hehe
Sesshy:I will not engage in such a activity in front of the faggish eyes of you.
-Naraku cries-
Akemi:Wait...didn't I kick your gay ass out!!How did you get back in?You know what forget I even asked that...again...on with teh dares...I'll do as much as possible to make up for teh laziness.OK I chose...dark ninja 2823, Tensaigaxx, kaiyurichan818,and InuyashaxKagome1994!
Inuyasha:Damn...this is going to be torture..I can just smell it already.
Shippo:CAN I READ THE FIRST ONE!!!
Akemi:No
Shippo:Please -has chibi look-
Akemi:Damnit!!Not that look!!fine!!!!
Shippo:Yay!I win!Ahem...from dark ninja 2823, it says
And I have another dare dun dun dun I dare kagome to act like inuyasha and inuyahsa to act like kagome simple huh? My second dare is for inuyasha to stay small and run through a maze made out of lit firecrackers and um lit roman candels that are aimed at him as well.
Akemi:Damn that's alot..I can tell that this is going to be a long chapter...-sigh- I'm only going to do the question and the first dare.Ok up first is Naraku! So fag Naraku, whats's up with that baboon suit and where did you get it?I've been wondering that myself.
Naraku:Ha!The answer is quite simple.I use the baboon suit to conceal my sexiness within it and I got it cheap at Party City!
Akemi:Naraku...may I remind you that you have no sexiness to conceal.
Naraku:-stares-I will kill you all...
Akemi:Yea with them looks, and whats up with the purple eyeshadow?But anyway now inuyasha you have to act like kagome and kagome has to act that inuyasha!
Inuyasha:I have to act like that moody blimp?!?
Kagome:And I have to act like that Dirt loving(kikyo aka kinky ho)dog?!?
Akemi:Yes!So just do it!Hehe this shall be very funny!Oh and switch clothing while you are at it!hehehe...
-Inuyasha and Kagome switch clothes reluctantly-
Everyone TRIES to hold back their laughter but it slips out
Inuyasha:-growls-Now I look like a fat blimp!
Akemi:Yup and you already have the moodiness!Ok go!
Kagome:Damn it all to hell.I want to be a full fledged demon!I'm tired of being call mr.dog man or cute doggy.I am also in love with a dead claypot woman.I also like to growl at people like a dog when I get angry.I don't even care about Kagome's feelings
Inuyasha:Wha!!That's not true!
Kagome:So then you DO care?
Inuyahsa:-Blushes-Maybe but anyway its my turn.Hi im Kagome!I like to make Inuyasha suffer by giving him a million sit commands a day.I am a slut and had sex with brothers at the same place near the same time.
Akemi:Oh damn Inuyasha, why did you have to go and say that?You gonna get it now!
Kagome:INUYASHA!!!I-I-I -runs into the bathroom and cries-
Sesshy:Foolish little brother.Even I know not to do such a thing.
Inuyasha:DAMN!!I just had to let my jealousy get the best of me!It's just that I really want to be the father of her child.
Akemi:Aww snap!You wanna be Kagome'e baby daddy!Anyway on to the next person which is fro-
Kaede:Can I read it?
Akemi:Where the hell did you come from?UGH go ahead.
Kaede: Hear ye hear ye.. the next letter shall be from Tensaigaxx!It's for ye Inuyasha.
Inuyasha:Hmph
Akemi:Ok Inuyasha, truth or dare?
Inuyasha:Damn it all to hell!I'm choosing truth and I dont give a damn what you say.
Kaede:Ye must not be so rude Inuyasha.Anyway the truth is:T: Who did you love more Kikyo or Kagome (If he doesn't answer, he was to make out with Miroku for 5 minutes.)
Kagome's thoughts:Yes I hope he chooses me and not that cock eyed mothersucker.
Inuyasha:Ahh...ummm...er..erm...well..
Akemi:SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!
Inuyasha:-blushes- Fine I love...Kagome more
-Kagome's inner self faints-
Inuyasha:Only because Kikyo is dead...for the third time
-Kagome's inner self awakens-
Kagome:INUYASHA!!!!SIT!
THUD!
Akemi:What a jackass...anyway I'm reading the next one!It's by kaiyurichan818.Hehe this is funny -giggles- Ok it says:
Inuyasha- I dare you to get to second base with Kagome(you betta know what that is)
Punishment- You will hafta makeout with every male at the game.
Sesshy- You must sing "I'm too sexy" wile dancing to the song.
Punishment- Same as Inu-chan
Inuyasha:What is second base?
Akemi:Again..you are a jackass.Only I'll give you some hints.First base is kissing and you have already done that.You have already did second base also you bad dog!
-Inuyasha and Kagome blush-
Everyone:Oo
Akemi:So let's go to Sesshy!
Sesshy:The name is Sesshomaru, not Sesshy
Akemi:Whatever!Ok you have to sing "I'm too sexy" ZOMG!While dancing!
Naraku:I shall enjoy this...hehe
Sesshy:And if I refuse?
Akemi:You have to kiss Naraku as well as every other guy!
Naraku:You should refuse!I know I would be either way.. I would enjoy this...hehe
Akemi:Ewww I think you are even a bigger pervert than Miroku
Miroku:I am not pervert!
Akemi:Sure you're not...go ahead Sesshy..unless you want to open a makeout booth!
Sesshy: . I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me -dances-
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan -starts taking off shirt-
Naraku:OO
-Sesshy immediately puts his shirt back on as soon as he sees Naraku's face expression-
Sesshomaru:Stop being gay.
Akemi:See look what you did Naraku!You made him put his shirt back on! TT
Inuyasha:Thank God
Sesshy:Don't be jealous, little brother.
Inuyasha:Hmph!
Akemi:Shut the hell up!On to the next!This chappie is getting too long!
Shippo:What about the cookies?
Akemi:What cookies?Ohhhh...the cookies...umm...I ate them all?
Shippo:Meanie TT
Akemi:Hehehe... thankies :P On to the next!This is from...InuyashaxKagome1994
-Miroku snatches letter from Akemi-
Miroku:Ok the letter says...hey can u dare Sango to sing my humps by black eyed peas?
and dance to it for miroku
And after she's done She makes out with Miroku and he can do anything to her pervertedly and she cant do anything if she doesnt well u can do whatever u want actually
Akemi:Just took the letter...anyways more horrible singing...great...
Sesshy, Sango, and Kagome:Excuse me?
Akemi: -sweatdrop- Ummm...erm..nothing...just do the damn dare so we can get this chapter over with!
Kagome:AHHHHHH!-Screams in pain-
Akemi and Inuyasha:KAGOME WHATS WRONG?
Kagome:I think the baby kicked...maybe I should take a pregnancy test to make sure I'm not imag-AHHHH!!
Akemi:Fuck the pregnancy test!I'm takin you to the hospital!Sango take charge!Please keep things in order!
Sango:Fine...I also have to keep a certain someone in order...
Akemi:Miroku?You guys are fuckin married!Well anyways I gotsa go!
-Akemi and Kagome leave for the hospital-
Inuyasha:Kagome...
Shippo:I wonder if they are going to find out if the father is Inuyasha or Sesshomaru?
Sesshy:I hope it's not me.I don't what came over me that day..
Miroku:Ok Sango!!!You dare you shall do is...
Sango: . I know I know...What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) -shakes booty-
Shippo:Miroku is definitely checking it out..hehehe
-Miroku stares-
Miroku:I wish I had a camera!
Sango:MIROKU!
Miroku:Oh noooo...
Sango:I'm glad you liked the performace
Miroku: O.o No handprint on my face?
Sango:No hand on my ass?Remember, we are married now
Miroku:Hehehe -grabs Sango's ass-
-Sango fights the urge to slap him and Akemi and Kagome return from the hospital-
Inuyasha:KAGOME!!You ok?!
Akemi:Yea...she is ok... but she is going to have twins...
Everyone:O.O
A/N:NOOOOES!!It's teh dreaded cliff hanger!!Dun hate me!I don't think this is really funny but tell me what you think!!Aren't you glad I finally updated?Give me your ideas and opinions!I hope you liked it! -runs away and poofs-