Epic Rap Battles of Total Drama!

Amy (shows Amy smiling evily)

VS.

Sammy (shows Sammy on her bed)

BEGIN!

Sammy:

Look who's back, it's you again.

Maybe I should call you a big fat hen.

You've been mean to me all your life.

Now I've got to get away from you before I'm in the afterlife.

I hate you so much, that I wanna kill you.

I might as well choke you until you turn blue.

Now get away from me, you crazy mutt.

Get out of this place before I kick your butt.

(Amy starts crying and runs away)

Sammy: I didn't expect that to happen.

(Sammy shruggs and laughs)

SAMMY WON?

I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT TO HAPPEN...

ANYWAYS, WHO SHOULD I DO NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!