Chapter 10

Finally I update huh! It took 4 ever! I've been wanting to post this chapter! But I've had finals and what not, and frankly, school is more important rite now. So! Without further adieu……

Alice's Pov

We walked into the kitchen where Jasper, Emmett, and most importantly Bella stood talking about nonsense. Edward still refused to enter the room. I glared at him.

"Alice! This is so immature!" he complained.

"Then you'll be mature enough to handle whatever they say." I retorted. He apparently didn't have an argument because he sighed in defeat. I nodded in approval. "You might as well go down with some dignity." He glared ferociously at me. If he didn't look so ridiculous it would have been very intimidating. Oops. He heard that.

"UGH!" he muttered, frustrated. I laughed at him, and he glared again.

"Let's go!" and we walked around the corner.

"Hey Alice." Emmett said, "And…" He hesitated; apparently he didn't even recognize Edward. Jasper, who could fell Edward's emotions, caught on a bit quicker and said,

"Edward?" Edward only stared at him.

"Edward..." He tried to continue but Bella started laughing and yelled,

"Why are you dressed like a Malibu Barbie?!" he glared at her, but then his head snapped over to Emmett, who apparently had thought something he didn't like.

"No Emmett! I will NOT go out with you!" every one started cracking up at this. Every one, except Edward who was still steaming.

"Can I get out of this ridiculous costume now?" he snapped at me.

"NO!" I practically screamed. "You haven't asked out Mike!" he shuddered at this. YAY! I'm having so much fun! He growled at me. I couldn't say I blame him…

"Um…Edward?" Bella said trying to contain her laughter, "Well…I don't know how to say this but…You see, I'm strait, so I think we should…you know… take a break from each other…discover ourselves and all that, because you seem a little bit confused…"

"Yeah! Gender confused!" Emmett screeched. Edward lunged forward and hit him hard on the side of his jaw.

"Hey!" Emmett yelled clearly shocked. Really. How could he be shocked?

"Don't worry!" Bella said, still laughing "We can get back together when you're a guy again."

"I'm really starting to hate caffeinated Bella…" Edward muttered so low only the vampires in the room could hear.

"Wait a second!" Jasper said, "I just got something!" We all looked at him. "Edward has to ask MIKE out?!" he asked, excited. I nodded vigorously.

"Mmmhmmm!" I said.

"Oh wow! I MUST see that!" Emmett said grinning stupidly.

"Well then!" Bella chimed in. "Let's go! Are you nervous, Edward?"

"I'm shaking in my 7" Prauda heels." He said unenthusiastically.

"I'm driving!" Emmett exclaimed, and we all filed out the door.

Alright! Next chapter, Edward asks Mike out on a date! How will it go? Hmm… I f you want to know… REVIEW LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!!! Luv you all!

---Murmmer