Ok guys! Here's the newest edition of XCW Massacre! I only own my championships.
The original ECW theme plays over fireworks going off on the titantron as hundreds of fans cheer and hold up signs of different colors.
"We are fresh off the heels of our first-ever pay-per-view, Whiplash! What repercussions will take place tonight, following the results of the World Heavyweight title match? Welcome to Monday Night Massacre, ladies and gentlemen! I'm Early Cuyler with Master Shake at ringside, and we are live from The Earthrealm, and Shake, I have a good feeling about tonight's show!"
"So do I, partner!" Shake said. "Tonight Jet Black tries to avenge for the beating his friend Spike Spiegel took at the hands of his opponent last night at Whiplash: the Hardcore Champion, Claude Speed!"
"Claude putting the Hardcore title on the line, here tonight!" informed Early.
"Ladies and gentlemen. . .please welcome, Bugs Bunny!"
"What's Up, Doc?" followed by "Buggin'" by Bugs Bunny played as Bugs Bunny poses on the stage then walks down the ramp to cheers from the crowd. He has a bandage on his forehead from where he was busted open at Whiplash.
"But we start off the night with a few words from Bugs Bunny!"
Bugs entered the ring and posed on the turnbuckle.
"Bugs came close to winning the XCW World Heavyweight title yet again last night, in a match that was turned into a No Disqualification match at the last minute, thanks to our Commissioner Space Ghost!" Shake said.
Bugs grabs a microphone from the timekeeper and paces across the ring.
"What's up, Earthrealm?" Bugs said, to cheers from the crowd. "So. . .last night. . .was not what I expected. At any rate, congratulations to Mario for retaining the World title. . .and the members of the Super Mario Syndicate. . .and Commissioner Space Ghost."
"You see, the Super Mario Syndicate and Space Ghost. . .their goal was to prove that Mario and the Syndicate were the greatest World Champion and stable in all of animated wrestling. Well, at Whiplash, they did prove that he is the greatest at some things. For one, they proved that Mario is more than just a champion at life. . .he's a champion at being a coward. You don't want to face your challenger one-on-one like a man in a straight-up match, and prove to the world and all you fans that you can beat me? Hell, your wife won the Women's title with nobody's help! What does that make you?"
"Another thing Mario is a champion of. . .is a champion of manipulation! Let me to tell you something, when this company was first formed, and Mario was signed here, you know what he did? He went to the office of our Space Ghost, our commissioner, brought in all his kart-racing trophies, golf trophies, soccer trophies, what-have-you, shoved them in Space Ghost's face, and said 'Make me the best in your company because I can't do it myself!' Space Ghost looked at Mario and his trophies, and immediately saw dollar signs! I don't need to shove trophies and accolades into someone's face in order to prove my worth! I prove my worth here, in this ring, night in and night out, wrestling my heart out, in front of all of you!"
"But you know what Mario proved most of all last night? He proved that-" Bugs said, until suddenly "Teen Beat Ocean" by Jackson and His Computer Band plays, with pyro going off on the titantron in unison to the first notes of the song. Mario walks onto the stage with the World title belt over his shoulder, and a bandage on his forehead. The crowd booed heavily.
"What I proved last night. . ." Mario said, ". . .is that I can win under the circumstances given to me, Bugs! Not only did I beat you in a no-disqualification match, I mopped the floor with you in a no-disqualification match! And you're one to talk about proving your worth in the ring! Your friends interfered on the same level as mine, when I had you close to tapping out!"
"And I didn't need to show Space Ghost my accomplishments in order to get signed onto this company! When I first interviewed with him, my mere presence alone was enough to show that with me, XCW would reach the promised land! And sure enough, we are well on our way there! Thanks to me! Your XCW World. . .Heavyweight. . .Champion-" Mario said, until Bugs interrupted him.
"-well I should be the World Heavyweight Champion! I deserve to be World Heavyweight Champion! And I can beat you one-on-one for it! I know it, you know it, the Syndicate knows it, and all these people here know it!"
"Oh really? So you want a rematch?" Mario asked.
"I want more than just a rematch, Mario." Bugs said. "I want you in a match, where there can be no interference. . .no excuses. . .and no place to hide."
Mario stares down Bugs with a puzzled look on his face.
"Mario. . ." Bugs said intensely, ". . .at Doomsday, I want you for the XCW World Heavyweight title. . .in a STEEL CAGE MATCH!"
The crowd erupts into cheers and gasps. Mario looks around in disbelief.
"A Cage match?" Mario asked.
"Then we'll see who's the best out of both of us!"
"No!" Mario answered. "How barbaric are you to even think of something like that? I'm not about to lower myself to your level! I'm a champion of life!"
"Doc," Bugs asked, ". . .are you sure you're a Champion of Life and not a Champion of Cowardice?"
On the titantron, Space Ghost appeared sitting at his desk in his office.
"Gentlemen, that is enough!" said the Commissioner. 'The idea of a steel cage match is, no doubt intriguing! Mario, I was reluctant to help you last night considering your failure to win at the Supershow, so consider yourself on thin ice!"
Mario looked up at the titantron, and screamed "WHAT?" in surprise!
"And as for you, Bugs. . ." Space Ghost continued, ". . .like always, in order to get what you want. . .you have to earn it. So tonight, you're going to compete in a match where, should you win, you get your steel cage match against Mario at Doomsday! However, you have to defeat a man who has made strides since the birth of this company. . .a man who in my mind, has nothing but BIG things coming to him as XCW progresses. Tonight, Bugs, you are going to face. . .
. . .GARFIELD!"
The crowd booed heavily as Bugs looked up at the titantron, shocked.
"Good luck to you!" Space Ghost said as he signed off of the titantron. Bugs and Mario stare each other down, with Mario raising the title belt over his head as the show went to a commercial break.
Welcoming the audience back from break, Early said, "We're back live here on Monday Night Massacre, and Shake, the odds continue to favor against Bugs Bunny. In order for Bugs to get a rematch against Mario for the World title inside a steel cage at Doomsday, he has to defeat Garfield: a man who has just torn through the roster here in XCW!"
"With the odds against him, Bugs rode a wave of momentum into Whiplash last night, but tonight, I have my doubts he'll have the same luck." Shake said.
"The following contest is a number one contender's match for the Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, representing the Super Mario Syndicate. . .the team of DONKEY KONG AND WARIO!"
Umaga's WWE theme played as Wario and Donkey Kong strode down the ramp and entered the ring to boos from the crowd.
"Last night Wario and Donkey Kong came close to defeating Ren and Stimpy for the tag titles!" informed Early.
"While they came close to tasting victory and gold last night, after the match Donkey Kong got a big taste of wood when Ren and Stimpy put him through our announce table!" Shake said.
"Stoopid Ass" by Grand Theft Audio plays and the lights dim in the arena. Once the heavy guitars kick on, pyro explodes on the stage and Ed and Edd jump onto the stage from below it, to a standing ovation.
"And their opponents. . .from Peach Creek. . .the team of ED and DOUBLE D. . .TEAM ED!"
"We haven't seen much of the Team Formerly Known as The Erupting Eds since the first edition of Massacre!" Early said. "But tonight could be the beginning of this team's rise up the ranks in the tag team division of XCW!"
Ed and Edd run down the ramp making the name 'Ed' with their hands. They slide into the ring and climb on each turnbuckle.
"You got that right!" Shake said. "I had a chance to speak with them before the night even started, and they had this message to say to their opponents tonight. . ."
The show transitioned to a backstage area, where Ed and Edd stood in front of a green screen.
"Wario and Donkey Kong!" Edd said. "Let me just say that Ed and I did not appreciate being buried by the Super Mario Syndicate at all! We are former tag team champions in this industry, and don't take kindly to being looked over in favor of random pairings such as yourselves! Look for us to use this as enough motivation we need to strive for a much-deserved victory tonight! Ed, do you have anything to add on to this?"
Ed blankly stared at the camera before screaming "TITLE MATCH FOR ED!"
Ed ran off screen through a wall as Edd looked back at Shake.
". . .he does that." said an embarrassed Edd.
Back in the ring, Ed and Edd got pumped up in their corner.
"We saw a rather. . .overeager side to Ed just now." said Early.
"Yeah and the lump ran off so fast, I ended up paying for the wall repair!" Shake added.
The bell rings and the match begins with Edd facing off against Wario. Wario ties Edd up and Irish whips him into the corner. Edd bounces off it and is met by a shoulder block from Wario. Wario picks Edd up and pulls him into the corner, hitting him with repeated punches to the gut. Wario then rams his shoulder into Ed's chest repeatedly, sending him to fall into a seated position. Wario runs to the opposite corner and taunts the crowd, who boo in return. Wario runs towards Edd and abruptly turns around, slamming his backside into Edd's head! Wario goes for the cover 1. . .2. . .Edd kicks out!
After an elbow to the chest, Wario tags in Donkey Kong. Wario holds Edd up and Donkey Kong chops him in the sternum, sending him face-down to the mat. Donkey Kong picks Edd up to his feet and Irish whips him towards the ropes. On the bounceback, Donkey Kong goes for a clothesline but Edd dodges it, and bounces off the ropes behind Donkey Kong, then jumps onto Donkey Kong's shoulders, slamming his head against the mat! Edd struggles to turn Donkey Kong over on his back before going for the cover 1. . .Donkey Kong powers out of the cover!
"Who do you think Ren and Stimpy would rather face at Doomsday: Team Ed or the Syndicate?" Shake asked.
Backstage, Ren and Stimpy watched the match at a TV with their tag title belts over their shoulders.
"They've beaten both teams before, Shake, so I don't think it matters to them who they face!" Early answered.
Edd runs over to his corner and makes the tag to Ed! Ed enters the ring and kicks Donkey Kong in the gut. Ed runs against the ropes behind him and takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker! Ed gets back up and taunts for Donkey Kong to get up. He does, and Ed puts him in a front face lock. Donkey Kong pushes Ed out of the hold, towards the ropes. Donkey Kong misses another clothesline, and Ed bounces off the ropes again to take down Donkey Kong with a shoulder block! Ed gets up again and Irish whips Donkey Kong into Team Ed's corner. Ed tags in Edd, who takes Donkey Kong down with a Jumping Tornado DDT!
Edd went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Donkey Kong powered out of the cover again!
Donkey Kong gets up to his feet and ties up Edd before powering him into the Syndicate's corner and tagging in Wario. Wario gets into the ring and he and Donkey Kong mudhole stomp Edd in the corner. Donkey Kong picks Edd up and takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Edd sells his lower back, screaming in pain. Edd struggles to his feet and jumps up for a hurricanrana on Donkey Kong, but he grabs Edd in time and takes him down with a powerbomb. Donkey Kong sizes Edd up as he stumbles up to his feet, and takes him down with a Full Nelson Slam. Donkey Kong lets out a roar as the crowd boos. Donkey Kong picks Edd up and locks him in the torture rack! Edd writhes in pain but shakes his head in refusing to tap out! Ed suddenly climbs onto the top turnbuckle and takes down Donkey Kong with a flying Clothesline, with Edd falling on top of him for the cover! 1. . .2. . .Wario breaks up the three count!
The referee orders Ed to get back in his corner, but Ed lunges toward Wario and takes him out with a Spear before rolling out of the ring. Edd rises to his feet and Donkey Kong runs towards him a takedown but accidentally hits Wario! Donkey Kong turns around and Edd Irish whips him face-first into Team Ed's corner! Edd then tags in Ed, who takes Donkey Kong down with three consecutive headbutts from the ring apron! Ed then jumps over all three ropes and does Randy Orton's wake-up taunt as a dazed Donkey Kong rises to his feet. Ed picks Donkey Kong up. . .
"OH MY GOD! YOU'RE KIDDING ME! WHAT STRENGTH!" screamed Early in amazement!
Ed takes Donkey Kong down with an Eledrifier! Ed goes for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .3!
"AN ELEDRIFIER ON A SUPER HEAVYWEIGHT FOR THE VICTORY!" screamed Early, as the bell rang and Ed ran around the ring in celebration.
"Here are your winners. . .TEAM ED!"
The referee raises Ed and Edd's arms in victory. Breathing heavily in intensity, Ed then signals for a microphone from the timekeeper. Edd tries to hold Ed's arm back from putting the microphone up to his mouth but to no avail.
"REN AND STIMPY!" yelled Ed. "We have a message to send to both of you! What you just saw was exactly what we can do to our opponents! You need three things to be the tag team champions: You need strength. . .which I have! You need smarts. . .which. . .ummm .Double D has! And you especially need the energy and stamina to keep up with us, and it is THIS that you lack! Come Doomsday, we will be the new Tag champions, and so will begin. . .the AGE. . .OF. . .ED!"
Ed then did the D-X crotch chop and threw the microphone down onto the mat. Edd pushed Ed out of the ring, as Ed intensely yelled in happiness.
"Ed sending a message to the Tag Team champions!" Early observed.
"At the expense of Edd's dignity!" added Shake.
Meanwhlie, backstage, Tai and Sora stood on opposite sides of their locker room, arguing with each other.
"I don't have a match tonight, so I've got nothing better to do!" Tai insisted. "That and the way Peach tricked you last night still doesn't sit well with me."
"I understand your concern, but I don't want or need you to come out with me to my match!"
"Why, Sora? I don't want anything like that to happen to you again!
"Look, it only makes us look bad if you get involved in my business in the women's division, and it makes you look even worse because you're the TV champion! You did your part last night in retaining your title; that was enough to avenge for me." Sora said as she stepped face-to-face with Tai and patted the back of his head with her hand.
"I can take care of myself out there tonight." Sora assured. "I'll be right back."
"'kay. . .Good luck!" Tai said, as Sora left the room.
Tai sat back down onto a folding chair as a replay of the Bugs/Mario promo from earlier played on TV. Tai shook his head angrily.
"Something must be done. . ." Tai said to himself as the show went to a commercial break.
Back in the ring, Plankton stood with a microphone.
"The following contest is a women's tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first. . .from Odaiba, Japan. . .SORA TAKENOUCHI!"
"Heavy In Your Arms" by Florence & The Machine plays as Sora runs onto the stage, raising her arms above her head towards the crowd, who cheered her on.
"Sora's coming off not only the loss of the Women's Championship last night, but also off a cheap shot afterwards!" Early said.
Sora climbs onto a turnbuckle and poses, raising her arms towards the fans in a pose.
"After winning the title last night, Peach made it very clear that she, in her mind, will be a better Women's Champion than Sora!" Shake said in belief.
"Simple and Clean" by Utada Hikaru played as Yuna strutted down the ramp to cheers from the crowd.
"And her partner. . .from Besaid. . .YUNA!"
"Yuna defeated Daisy in a solid one-on-one bout last night, and has the Women's championship next in her sights!" said Early.
"She'll get another shot at Daisy tonight, and a first look at the new Women's Champion! Shake added.
"Brackish" by Kittie played as Peach and Daisy strutted down the ramp, with Peach motioning her hands over the Women's title belt around her waist to boos from the crowd.
"And their opponents. . .representing the Super Mario Syndicate. . .from the Mushroom Kingdom. . .the team of DAISY, AND THE XTREME CARTOON WRESTLING WOMEN'S CHAMPION. . .PEACH!"
"Peach and Mario can now make their case as XCW's power couple, holding both the World Heavyweight title and the Women's title." Early said.
Peach blew a kiss to the referee as she took off the Women's title belt.
"Mario and Peach may hold the gold, but Tai and Sora are the better performers, both in the ring and out. I can't wait for the day the two teams face off in the ring against each other!" Shake said.
"A dream match of sorts already in the air here in XCW!" Early said as the bell rang.
The match begins with Sora facing off against Daisy. They get into a tie-up and Sora puts Daisy in a side headlock. Daisy pushes Sora against the ropes and fights out of the hold. However, Sora hangs onto the ropes as Daisy runs across the ring. On the bounceback, Sora takes Daisy down with Flying Headscissors! Daisy immediately gets back up to her feet and charges towards Sora, driving her into the corner. Daisy hits her with right hand after right hand until Sora falls into a seated position in the corner. Daisy runs to the opposite corner, raises a peace sign to the crowd who boos at her, then runs towards the other corner and hits Sora with a Bronco Buster! Daisy goes for the cover 1. . .2. . .Sora kicks out.
Daisy picks Sora up and drags her to her corner. Daisy tags in Peach who enters the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Peach and Daisy Irish whip Sora towards the ropes and take her down with a double arm drag on the bounceback. Peach then puts Sora in an abdominal stretch! Sora writhes in pain while Peach screams "Tap out, bitch!"
"The Women's Champion with some choice words to her newfound rival!" Early said.
"A high-class woman like Peach using foul language likes that. . .only makes her hotter, in my opinion!" said Shake.
The referee asks Sora if she wants to quit but she shakes her head no. Sora writhes in pain for a minute more until she plants her feet on the mat and lifts Peach up, but she doesn't let go of the hold. . .until Sora counters out of it and takes Peach down with a neckbreaker! Sora crawls toward Yuna for a tag as Yuna slaps her hand repeatedly on the top turnbuckle in anticipation. Sora rises to her feet but Peach grabs one of her legs from behind. Sora turns around and takes Peach down with a spinning wheel kick! Sora dives towards Yuna and makes the tag!
Yuna jumps over the ropes and darts towards Peach and pushes her against the ropes, hitting her with chop after chop! Yuna then Irish whips Peach towards the ropes and leaps over her on the bounceback. Peach runs toward her again and is met with a jumping dropkick from Yuna! Yuna goes for the cover 1. . .2. . .Peach kicks out!
Yuna picks Peach up and takes her back down to the mat with a snap suplex. Yuna then runs against the ropes, jumps over Peach and connects with a running moonsault! Yuna goes for the cover again 1. . .2. . .Peach kicks out!
Yuna sizes Peach up, taunting her to sit up. Peach sits up and Yuna immediately hits her in the face with a Shining Wizard kick! Yuna goes for the cover but Daisy distracts the referee!
"Yuna has this match won!" Early said.
Yuna gets off Peach, runs towards the ring apron and knocks Daisy down to the ringside area! Yuna turns around only for Peach to roll her up, grabbing a handful of tights!
1. .2. . .3!
As the bell rang, Peach got up and screamed happily in victory as Daisy slid back into the ring.
"Here are your winners. . .DAISY AND PEACH!"
The referee raises Peach and Daisy's arms in victory and gives Peach the Women's title belt. Daisy then pushes the referee out of the ring and she and Peach stomp a mudhole onto Yuna!
"Damn it! The match is over! Somebody stop this!" demanded Early.
Peach picks Yuna up and Daisy takes her down with a Jumping Tornado DDT! Peach stomps on Yuna a few more times until Sora from out of nowhere jumps from the top turnbuckle and hits Peach with a Soracanrana!
"Payback to Peach for last night!" Early said.
Peach and Daisy roll out of the ring and taunt Sora and Daisy. Sora helps Yuna up to her feet and they taunt back at Peach and Daisy.
"The war of words between these four women are bound to continue!" Shake said as the show went to a commercial break!
Alright there's part one for now. As always, let me know if there are any character inconsistencies. Part 2 is coming soon; in the meantime, RATE/REVIEW!