tsukiraven: Hey hey hey! How's everyone doing?
Sasuke: Fine. But we know--
Naruto: That you're just--
Sakura: Stalling, so you don't--
Iruka: Have to write a lemon, which by the--
Gaara: ...
Tsunade: Way, would be your first, so you have every reason--
Jiraiya: To be nervous. I was.
tsukiraven: Really?
Jiraiya: Mmmm... Not really, no.
tsukiraven: Okay, this is it... the moment of truth... Ready, steady... --deep breath-- ACK! I can't do this, what the hell was I thinking? --tries to run away and is caught by Kakashi--
Kakashi: No no. You promised your readers, and now you must deliver.
tsukiraven: --twitch--
Iruka: Yes, do get started.
Jiraiya: Hey guys, guess what? She doesn't own it. Or Rent. She's in denial, and thinks someday she will but she won't. Thank God.
Everyone: --nods--
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I'll Cover You: Chappie 11
Iruka, why do you love a crazy old pervert like me, eh?
Well, I guess I don't notice any of your bad points, Kakashi. Just how much I love you.
Iruka was cute. Scratch that, Iruka was adorable! Laying there, hair sticking up in weird angles because he slept on it wrong, his hand curled into a half fist near his chin, and his mouth slightly open. A drop of drool was the only thing needed to complete the picture.
Kakashi leaned back on his elbows, grinning madly. His little Ruka-kun was so cute!
"Uhnn... Ka...kashi," Iruka breathed in his sleep. Kakashi leaned closer instinctively. "So... good..."
Kakashi's eyes widened. He grinned wolfishly and wrapped his arms around the younger's body, craddeling Iruka closer to him. "What's good Iruka?" He whispered sweetly.
"Mmm... Kashi... so warm... good... more," Iruka lolled against Kakashi's chest, breathing hard and feathery.
Kakashi buried his face in Iruka's hair, breathing in the clean scent. "Iruka-love," He whispered, planting a kiss in Iruka's hair.
"Kakashi... It's really hard to sleep with you hanging all over me..." Iruka breathed, rolling over.
Kakashi smiled, pulling Iruka closer. Then he paused. "Wait... what?"
Iruka blearily opened one eye. "Your heavy breathing makes you sound like a stalker. Or a sexual predator."
Kakashi chuckled, biting the nape of Iruka's neck. "Well, sexual predator has the word sexual in it..."
Thwap!
"Kakashi! Get serious!" Iruka said this all grinning. He rolled out from his lover's embrace laughing. "You were leaning all over me, I thought you would start drooling!"
Kakashi's face dropped. "So it was all an act?"
"Mmm... yeah." Iruka laughed again and walked out of Kakashi's bedroom to the bathroom down the hall. "Get dressed you pervert!" He yelled back.
Kakashi laughed. Iruka had the imagination to think up such a vivid dream... and he called Kakashi a pervert!
Sighing, Kakashi lifted himself off of the warm bed. It was a little too early for his tastes, but Iruka wanted to leave early. So they were leaving early.
Kakashi walked the small distance over to the dresser and pulled out his uniform, complete with the mask and hitai-ate.
Iruka would, of course, be borrowing his clothing once again.
Fifteen minutes or so later, Iruka walked back into the room, sopping wet with a towel around his waist.
"Did you have enough hot water this time?"
"Sure did." Iruka smiled pleasantly, walking over to where Kakashi was sitting on the edge of the bed. "You're wearing you uniform?"
"Sure am!" Kakashi pulled his gloriously unmasked features into a smile, tugging Iruka down onto his lap. "You're wearing this?" He gestured at the downwardly sloping towel, just barely clinging to Iruka's thin hips.
Iruka gazed over his shoulder at Kakashi. "Only if you want," he leaned back and planted a chaste kiss on the jounin's mouth.
"Mmm... Iruka, if they all saw how beautiful you were, I might have competition," Kakashi mumbled into the kiss, nipping on Iruka's bottom lip. "I'd get jealous."
Iruka turned around, leaning into the kiss. Sweet and chaste became deep and passionate as Kakashi slid his tongue along the younger man's lips, begging for entrance. Iruka allowed, and soon they were holding each other and kissing as if the second they separated they would both die.
"Uhn..." Iruka moaned gratefully as Kakashi slid his hands down to the top of the towel, streaking the cotton in a delightful manner.
With a gasp, Kakashi pulled away. He had forgotten how good kissing Iruka felt. He slid his hands lower, still over the towel, to grasp Iruka's backside. Iruka jumped at the contact, but glanced at Kakashi lovingly, planting a trail of kisses down the jounin's throat. Kakashi moaned, clutching Iruka closer to his body in a desperate attempt to keep the chuunin close.
Iruka reached a hand up to stroke through soft silver hair. "Kashi..."
Kakashi dipped his head lower to kiss Iruka's jaw. "Hm?"
Sighing with regret, Iruka gently guided Kakashi's eyes to his own. "You should shower. We have to get going if we want to keep the reservations you made."
"Maa... A shower sounds much more fun if you're involved, my Iruka-sensei..."
Thwak!
"Ow!" Kakashi looked at Iruka mournfully. "That one hurt."
Iruka lightly smacked Kakashi's rear. "You're made up of tougher stuff than that Kashi. Now go shower."
"Any chance I could get you to join me?"
"Now now, Kashi. If I join you, we'll really be late, won't we?"
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"I can't believe we're late!" Iruka complained, jogging in front of Kakashi along the road. "After all the effort I made to hurry you!"
Kakashi's one visible eye gazed longingly at a rather enticing part of the chuunin's anatomy as he jogged behind Iruka. "Mm hmm..."
"I mean, it's like you're trying to be late! You had to distract me, constantly too! You kept inviting me into the shower, I couldn't say no when you asked me with those kicked puppy dog eyes of yours! ARRGGH!" Iruka flicked his head back towards Kakashi. "You do do it on purpose, don't you?"
"Huh wha--? Oh, yeah sure. Whatever you say." Iruka humphed and continued towards his destination, picking up the pace a little. Kakashi grimaced. "Y'know I only made the reservations this early cause you asked me to..."
"Yes, because I thought you'd be able to get there early and we could spend a nice leisurely day together!"
Kakashi looked rather taken aback. 'Huh. Never thought of that.' "Oh..." Kakashi picked up his speed alot, tempted by thoughts of a day spent with a nude Iruka, only to slam into the object of said fantasies. Aforementioned collision sent both shinobi spiraling into a nearby bush.
"Yaa! Kakashi! What the hell?"
"Ano-saa, Iruka, I was merely attempting to hurry so that we could spend more time together at the onsen." Kakashi said this all very smoothly, a perfect example of what Iruka called a 'semi-lie' (Kakashi preferred to call them semi-truths) made up on the spot. Iruka blinked.
"Really?"
"Of course." Kakashi, from his position atop the young dolphin, yanked down his mask and nuzzled into the younger's neck. "Mmm... soft."
Iruka sighed, bringing his arms up around Kakashi's waist to encourage the man. Only when Kakashi started to remove his vest did Iruka fully realize what was happening.
"Gah! No! Nonononono! NO! Get off-- Ahhmmm... Get off Kakashi!" Iruka shoved the now lick-happy man off of him. "We're later now because of you!"
"Mmm. A late Kakashi is a happy Kakashi." Kakashi said sullenly, gazing at Iruka from underneath his lashes. "Unless you really want to get there instead of--"
"Yes! You understand now!" Iruka grinned widely and yanked Kakashi up by the hand, tugging the black mask back into place. "Let's go then!"
----another time break-----
"Ahh... This is the life..." Iruka stretched out as far as his body would let him, sighing in contented happiness. His hair was down, silky wet strands just barely managing to stay behind his ear. A leanly muscled torso sunk into the steaming water at a graceful angle, only to slope back upwards somewhere around the knee, snowing tanned legs and feet. Sweat unceremoniously dripped off of a scarred nose, chocolate eyes looking like for all of the world they were in heaven. His mouth curved upwards into a lazy smile, arms folded behind his head and feet propped up on two separate rocks, a shoulder's width apart. To Kakashi, this image was a godsend. It was also an image strong enough to send straight men into hyper nosebleed mode, and fangirls running for the cameras. But, Kakashi was jealous and didn't like to share. So, this enticing picture belonged only to him.
"Iruka..." Kakashi let his voice trail off sensually, draping himself behind the chuunin. "You're so beautiful right now..."
Iruka leaned back into the contact, looking up at his lover. Kakashi was mask less, his silver bush of hair drooping from the humidity, drops of moisture rolling off of the tips. His mismatched eyes looked down at Iruka with the most love and calm that a well trained shinobi's eyes could show. Iruka reached a hand back and brushed over Kakashi's cheek. "You're the one who's beautiful..." Iruka's hand drifted over to touch Kakashi's lips.
Kakashi nipped at Iruka's fingers jokingly. The chuunin smiled and with a strength unfitting for his rank, he tugged Kakashi down with him. The jounin happily complied, sliding into the water with the grace of a semi. That is to say, not much at all. Kakashi grinned, running a skilled tongue up and down the length of the digits. Iruka blushed. "Ahh..."
Kakashi smiled impishly and released the wettened fingers, scooting himself onto Iruka's nude lap, completely naked himself. He wiggled a little, settling himself into a position that he knew the dolphin would like. "Kashi..."
Kakashi waggled his finger in front of Iruka's nose, tapping the tip every now and again. "Now, Ruka, if you keep moaning my name on and on like that, I might lose control and..."
"And?"
Kakashi leaned in, brushing his lips against Iruka's earlobe. "Screw you so hard you won't remember your own name."
Iruka grinned devilishly. "Is that a threat... Or a promise?"
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"Kakashi, I love you," Iruka placed his mouth over Kakashi's in a breath taking kiss.
Kakashi smiled into the kiss, pulling away only as the need for air surfaced. He ran a pale hand over darker skin. "I love you too." Wincing (and trying to hide it) Kakashi stood up, pulling Iruka with him. "Now let's go get some shut eye... you won't believe how much that took out of me."
Iruka grinned cheekily, swatting Kakashi on the Copy nin's rear. "Am I supposed to take that as a meaning that I was good?"
Kakashi pecked Iruka on the cheek, steering both of them towards the locker rooms. "Trust me Ruru, you were very, very good. C'mon, let's go get some rest. We have to go back early tomorrow!"
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tsukiraven: ARRGHHHHH! (howl of despair)
Sasuke: What in hell is wrong with her?
tsukiraven: --babbling-- I made my noble readers wait so long and then I give them this piece of shit! I should committ ritual seppoku for all of my wrong doings!
Jiraiya: It wasn't all that bad you know. I've read worse.
tsukiraven: Wagh! (to readers) I'm sorry, sorry, sorry! Can any of you ever forgive me? Please! Waaghh! I copped out really bad too. This is the first lemon I've ever writen, and it's also my first yaoi story (didn't want to admit it). Come to think of it, this is my first Naruto story!
Why? Why me!
Gaara: ...
Naruto: Hey, where's Ero-sensei and Iruka?
Sasuke: They left. The last chapter gave them... ideas. They'll be back in time for the next one. Assuming there is one with this screaming headbasket case as an authouress. (Note: tsukiraven is now banging her head on her keyboard) Naruto... wren't you supposed to say something?
Naruto: Huh? Oh right!
This is important everyone, so listen up: Ahem, I believe I have your attention now, so here it is: Tsuki-san is going to post this sans lemon on If anyone at all thinks what's still here shouldn't be here, please tell her right away be means of a review or a PM. She'll take actions accordingly.
Sasuke: That was scripted, wasn't it Naruto?
Naruto: Ehehe.. But seriously guys, please review. Tsuki-san needs the love! And that's all from the future Rokudaime of Konohagakure!
Sakura: I was really surprised. I mean... Iruka doesn't seem the seme type.
Tsunade: --nods-- I know! But still... reviews keep her happy! Until next time then!